Patrician Snack/Junk Foods

>>9211991
those are gross man

my dad bought them once because he has no standards. reeked of trailer trash diabetes

>>9211991
Biting off each layer individually is so good.

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This entire brand was amazing until they made the recipes gluten-free. Now they're painfully average

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>>9212066
My new go-to for sea salt and vinegar chips.

snyder's honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces, damn illegal stuff.

>>9211991
You've already posted the best

>>9211994
shit taste detected

>>9211991
I never buy these because I know I'll eat the whole box at once

>>9212126
f*ck yeah dude
no better chip

>>9212172
I have eaten an entire bag in one sitting on multiple occasions. Literal crack.

Also, my bleeding fucking gums afterwards, those pretzel shards are sharp as fuck.

>>9212172
I'm a fan of the buffalo

>>9212298
I like all of them. The sweet flavors are probably good, too.

A few more...
- Keebler pecan sandies
- Sunchips
- Triscuits
- Nutter butters

But yeah... all of Little Debbie and similar cheapo snack cake brands are hella patrician. The same goes for Poptarts.

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Sonic

>>9211991
i like this

>>9212469
omg so good

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I have a feeling that many anons don't know these even exist, chocolate covered twinkies
they aren't even hard to find

>>9212447
this pic is super comfy. feels like something i would get away with eating while visiting my grandmas house as a kid

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they go so well with Dr. Pepper

>>9212471

That flavor sounds good if it was on actual wings.

>>9212509
>spend the night at Grandma's
>always has ice cream sandwiches
>"can i have another"
>yes you can
HOLY SHIT
and I didn't even fathom the idea of asking for a third
simpler times

>>9212498
These little cake shits always taste overwhelmingly of preservatives

>>9212475
Have you had this?! God damn it's good

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>>9212498
Ive seen them recently rebranded as pic related.
No clue as to why they're moving away from Chocodile name.

>>9212522
>Have you had this?! God damn it's good
Probably bought it 6 times in the last year or two when I discovered it. Great cold from the fridge. So rich.

I think when I first saw them, I remember it was a Paula Deen-ism to make ooey gooey buttercake. I'll look it up, but I think basically it is yellow or vanilla cake mix with nothing but butter added, such that they become like cookie bars instead of rising with egg. You know how people used to make fun of her butter usage.

>>9212566
Oh yea, I definitely taste the cream cheese. This must be right.

http://www.pauladeen.com/original-gooey-butter-cake

>>9212052
BITING OFF EACH LAYER AND LICKIN DAT PEANUT BUTTER MMMM

oh my god, my childhood summed up

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Here’s the delicious garbage.

>>9212172
My nigga

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THE NUT.

>>9211991
Oh lord. I haven't had these in years. These with milk are indeed quite scrumptious.

>>9212460
Fuck man this isn't a suicide thread

>>9212479
Excuse me but flamin hot LIME?

Jesus Christ, where have these been all my life?

>>9212512
Mmmmm, these and the white cheddar are fucking ambrosia.

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>>9212660
>made with REAL peanut butter

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>>9211991

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>>9212479
>>9212884
Frankly these are much better than hot cheetos in every way

>>9211991
These are so fucking good but so fucking bad at the same time.

>>9212447
I hope you put those chips on that sammich

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>>9211991
For me, it's Vero Mango, the most patrician candy

>>9214207
OM NOMNOM

>>9214369
where do they sell these?

>>9212172
>>9212298
>>9212052
>>9211991
There are some folks with good taste in this thread.

>>9213085
Most correct post ITT

>>9214444
Different guy, but nearly any gas station in SoCal. You kind find them in those Mexican shops sometimes also. They are pretty good but you know, Mexico so probably covered in cancer dust.

>>9214584
>SoCal
Well, I'm in Ohio so I probably won't be seeing them any time soon.

>>9211991
Does anyone remember those peanut butter and jelly cream pies cant find them now?.

>>9214601
You're not really missing out. They just use vibrant packaging to make it seem appealing.

>>9214634
>how do I formulate a sentence that isn't a run-on
retard

>>9212469
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>>9212566
Is this walmart stuff?.

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>>9214644
Hey Fuck you mang

>>9214654
sorry, anon

But no, I don't remember those cream pies.

>>9211991
I used the money my dad would give me for lunch in high school to eat 4 packs of these every day.

Dats 8 bars mane

Yeah I got really fat

>>9214649
Yuh

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>>9214400
You know it, breh

>>9212498
>chocolate

Sure and that's delicious fresh cream in the centre.

>>9214682

>crumbs fucking everywhere

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Honestly, these are great: and not even all that massively "junk", either.

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Don't mind me. Just posting best Poptarts here.

>>9211991
These are best when from the freezer

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>>9211991
>nutty bars
They're called nutty buddy's

>>9215124
I'm not your buddy, friend.

>>9212460
Is that a white trash starter pack?

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>>9215124
They're called Buddy Bars, guy

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This shit is fucking amazing

>>9212471
Huh. What are these? Are they precooked or?

>>9215159
>great for breakfast

Jesus Christ, Americans...

>>9215217
Yeah, precooked frozen wings. Shit tier meat that tastes like artifical, ground, formed (nugget) meat even though they are bone in wings

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I hope one of you niggers can back me up.

>>9212616
solid choice, they never skimp on the seasoning salt

>>9215124
the FREAKING mandela effect is REAL guys!!

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GOAT snack coming through

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>>9215810
does be go brah

>>9215497
Overvurdert

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>>9211991
>zero net carbs
Enjoy your diabetes /ck/

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These are so fucking good.

>>9215944
Fuck me, top tier shit right there.

>>9211991
These are terrible.
Terrible "chocolate". Terrible peanut butter. Terrible wafers.
I really do assume anyone who says they like these to be trolling.

I literally only see fat black women buy this filth.

>>9212616
My man. Cant find these fuckers anywhere anymore though....

Post more pop tarts

>>9215810

true patrician tier

>>9215810
this plus cheese whiz is the ultimate junk food

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>>9213085
my fucking nigger. nobody I know likes these, but they're so fucking good.

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>>9211991
best fuckin' candy in the world

>>9214989

I bring 4 of these for snacks when I go out dancing, these buggers will keep you energized all night if you're doing anything physical or athletic.

I'd bitch about the high sugar content but that's like half the reason they work so well.

God, now I know why American obesity is so bad, it's not the quantity, it's the quality, cheap trash with corn syrup instead of real sugar, and all fats and salts.

I've never seen a more worthless collection of snacks in my life, this is the type of shit that goes pocket change at our corner shops.

And these are your 'favourites'
It's fucking tragic.

Where is the confectionary? The natural treats like lightly altered nuts, fruits and pastries!?

No yoghurts or other dairy based products? (The plastic that goes for 'cheese' in America does not count.)

Seriously, the food on show here is the stuff you find in the darkest corners of our 99p stores.

Thread started of generally ok but it quickly became apparent that the extremely lobbied and capitalised state of the American food industry Is clear and easy to see here.

>>9216988
isnt it about time for you to prep your muslim bull nigel

>>9216988
Smash the state my homie! :)

>>9214601
Where in Ohio are you? They're available in a couple Walmarts around Cincinnati.

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>>9212616
Good shit

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>>9211991
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>>9212126
>>9212447
>>9212460
>>9212469
>>9212512
>>9212660
>>9214659
>>9214989
>>9215159
>>9215810
Best ones

>>9214369
>>9214584
lol I'm a socal spic and I hate these. They taste like stale tortillas imo

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fuck funyuns

>>9216988

fuck off you insufferable cunt

>>9215944
You can buy those by the box at Sam's Club.

>>9214711
Those stored in the fridge so the filling is chilled and the chocolate outer layer is crunchy plus a cold glass of milk is great.

>>9216063
That shit is the embodiment of my childhood and I unironically love the shit outta them.

fite me

>>9217079
Akron/Canton; pretty much the other side of the state. ;_;

>>9212068
I wish I had a creampie right now.

I know, I want both.

>>9213085
>>9215944

Great stuff

>>9215159

I didn't know other people bought that, but's it's pretty good.

how fat is this is thread?

>>9217464

Jesus Christ the state of this board right now. People aren't putting in any effort anymore.

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>>9217464
5'5 119lbs

>>9217474
thats very not fat.

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best candy bar

>>9217464
5'10, 137lbs

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>>9217498

yes it is

>>9217464
6'6", 109

>>9217464

6'4
220Ibs

>>9212512
Isnt hot and spicy redundant? Also baby swiss are my favorite.

>>9215159
Shit I see those all the time but I have low expectations so I just never buy it

>>9217464

6'2 170

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>>9211991
Literally one of the best snacks to eat while high I've found in a very long time

>>9217464
5"9, 140

>>9215640
My snack of choice

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helllooooooooo!

>>9216988
Go eat some "BISCUITS"(cookies) you euro faggy

>>9217464
5'11", 190 lbs.

built like a truck though, got a size 8 1/2 head and wide ass shoulders. also got a girthy cock but who's asking

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>>9211991
if you like tastykake these are really good. Also the chocolate bells and peanut butter bars (tastykakes version of nutty bars but better) are amazing

>>9217505
hello mr bone jone

5'11 220lb

straight fucking endomorph like my father. gym 7 days a week and still look perpetually out of shape.

>>9217564
i think ripples are a good value because you get to eat them twice. first when you originally eat them from the back, then again when you pick them out of your teeth.

>>9215497
Those look like chocolate covered Bugles

>>9214989
just because they add protein to a candy bar doesn't keep it from not being junk food. Its literally covered in chocolate and pumped with sugar. That aside, they do taste delicious

>>9216988
no, its definitely the quantity. sugar, salt, and fat at any high level is gonna fuck your body up.

>>9215931
taste great but the smell is fucking awful

>>9217464
6 140

>>9215497
I remember one of these that were just corn snacks, but they were with chesee spice and my grandma had those, finger snacks or something.

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I just had these recently. They taste amazing with a little bit of sea salt. Thank God I don't have a peanut allergy. I'd kill myself if I did.

>>9217590
Only honest post, rest are bullshit

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>>9211991
Alright don't crucify me but these are the GOAT snacks.

>>9215217
basically mushy meat with literally flavorless sauce

>>9216080
if you live in an area with a menards, they sell huge bags of them. If not, I dunno mane.

>>9217464
fucking casuals
6'3" 265lbs

>>9215243
ikr it's so much worse than pancakes w/ syrup. Or a cwassant.

>>9214444
No takis are shit. What a waste of quads.

Dynamita chile limon is actually patrician tier tho.

>>9217498
>Take5 layover bar
no

>>9217590
seems legit you sound like you have a girthy schwang

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I just eat it straight now, usually every day.

>>9214601
They are in every walmart. And they suck, as a Mexican, I fucking hate them.

>>9215816
>Hunches over glass of champagne because he's too fat and lazy to lift his elbow off the table
Sad!

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>>9211991
Anybody else a fucking sucker for Trail Mix?

>>9218498
uma delicia

>>9217440
>I wish I had a creampie right now.
you ARE your mother's son...

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>>9218507

I love trail mix but GOD it's getting expensive to buy even the generic Kirkland shit at Costco these days...

$20 for 4lbs just fuck my shit up

>>9218519
I feel that. My ma sends me food "care packages" from the east coast with tastycakes and other regional shit I can't get on the west coast and she just threw in a MASSIVE bag of wholesale club trail mix this time, I wouldn't have it around rn otherwise.

>>9214369
Absolutely disgusting

>>9214634
Uncrustables

>>9217464
5'5" 227lb
Help me

>>9212616
I went to a two year college and they had these in the vending machine for 50 cents.
I bought them all the time and started a collection of the empty bags in the back of my car. I got to 151.

>>9218519
just make your own , mate

>>9218507
i find it too dense for comfy snacking

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it's never enough

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>>9211991
>Patrician
>Almost everybody posts cheap pleb junk food
Get on my level, faggots.

>>9219677
I wish these were more accessible in the usa they sell them here but they are hard to find

>>9217464
6'2", 135

I'm not joking

I don't look as lanky as you would expect, for some reason

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>>9217464
5'5, 160lb
[spoiler]i was 255 this time last year[/spoiler]

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A friend from Canada sent me this box of snacks. Are these snacks patrician enough?

>>9219712
I am from Europe but have lived in Burgerland before. They sell these at foreign shops. There are many for asians and kebabs, look there.

>>9219811
Seaweed and Reese's are great, the other green shit looks disgusting and I don't know about the rest. Would try the OMGs, looks 10/10

>>9219811
Utter trash.

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Oh hey look, baked Cheetos, lemme grab a handfu--

*accidentally eats entire bag*

whoops

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Most underrated candy bar coming through

>>9212447
>>9214971

>peanut butter egg reeses isn't on sandwich

pleb

>>9220205
I've always been curious about these. How does the taste/texture differ from the regular kind?

>>9220239
I fucking love them. They're just as crunchy as regular cheetos, but without the greasiness. Regular cheetos also give me headaches. The artificial cheese is also able to shine through more clearly without the fried oil taste, which can make or break it for you, but if you don't like the taste of fake cheese powder, you probably aren't eating cheetos in the first place.

>>9217464
6'0
198lbs

>>9220226
brother

>>9214369
I live these things

>>9214444
their sold at kwik trips, walmarts, walgreens, pick n' save, and piggly wiggly as far as I've seen them

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>>9211991

>>9218485
>What a waste of quads
Oh Jesus, I'm so sorry that I couldn't predict my fucking post number.

>>9214207
these are the best snack by far. It's hard not to eat a big bag, you can close it up but within 5 minutes your eating two and three at a time. wish I had a case now

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>>9216988
kys you buck toothed sperg

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>>9217464
5'11 @ 180 lbs. Trying to lose about 10 if I can.

>>9217471
just answer the question you fatass fuck

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>>9218164
>Old
>Since 1947

>>9219515
It's not safe for me to be in the same room as these things.

>>9212616
i just had these the other night for the first time since middle school. it was at a dive bar, eating a greasy burger right off the grill at like 1am while half buzzed. a pleasant food experience

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I can eat a whole bag in one sitting. They're so good I don't even buy them myself anymore and only have them when a bro has /tg/ game night

>>9222279
The Jalapeno Cheddar one is my favorite.

>>9212460
Those things are my fucking kryptonite.

>>9215944
BBQ is better

>>9217464
5'7 107lbs

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I always liked these

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>>9214436
Fuck you those are so good.

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>>9211991
step aside niggers, and suck my big chocolate dinosaurus dick

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Best crunch, best chip.

>>9222951
I think I remember those from my childhood, holidays in Italy maybe?

>>9214711
i want to fuck one

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>>9217464
5'8" 215lbs

>>9214369
Haven't had Takis in about 7 years. Still see them at the 7/11.

>>9214711
I remember my Mom bought these for me once when we were at the Mexican market. Haven't had them in ages.

>>9217464
6'3" 150 lbs

>>9223187
yeet

>>9212460
As trashy as that is, it looks like a recipe for a good ass time.

>>9217464
5'9 145lbs

Noticeably evolving from skinnyfat to otter

>>9222968
>Not crinkle-cut
Step it up anon.

>>9211991
Okay I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I may have a unique approach to Nutty Bars. Tell me what you think.

>freeze them (in package)
>add peanut butter to it (I like cold peanut butter)
>remove individual layers and add peanut butter to them and then make little peanut butter Nutty Bar sandwiches

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>>9215124
I remember this meme

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I fell off the wagon with these again recently. I hadn't bought them for a while because I'm trying to lose weight. But I've lost around 10lbs and I'm leaving for a country where they don't sell them soon, so in the shop yesterday I figured "fuck it, I'm sure I can control myself now" and bought two packs. I've now eaten them all bar one. These things are my fucking crack.

>>9215243
dude they eat pop tarts for breakfast. They're basically a giant chocolate filled cookie with nothing of value

>>9223745
Danish people put chocolate on bread for breakfast. Most people don't sit down for regular meals for breakfast due to time constraints and will just have a small bit of something sweet. That's not specific to Americans.

>>9223758
A lot of people have trouble eating in the morning and sugar stimulates appetite. This is from back when people were too skinny and worked too hard though, it's probably worth skipping for a lot of modern people

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The only acceptable, patrician choice. Anything else is just a meme.

God I wish we had these in the States.

>>9223745
>>9223758
>>9223824
a spoonful of ice cream right after you wake up is arguably better than coffee

I eat those by the box. They're crack to me

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>>9224029

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>>9211991
Little Debbie's Honey buns taste half-assed compared to these.

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Can you taste the diabetes? Sure. But dammit does it taste good.

>>9219714
Hollow man

>>9224116
>sell by march 20 07

where did the time go ;-;

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>>9219811
>crispy crunch

>>9217464
5'10 117lbs

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Disappointed nobody else has posted the GOAT chip

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Especially if straight from the freezer.

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>>9225459
Also from the freezer

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>>9211991

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>>9218498
>straight
Gross. Put it on a blin

>>9225351
I did >>9214971

>>9219811
Mr. Big is my shit, senpai. Can't get it down here, though.

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>>9218507
I'm a fan of the Californian Trail Mix. It's the perfect cheat meal for me

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God-tier snack

>>9214682

change Austin at the top to Autism

>>9215944
One time I was staying at my buddy's apartment with my girlfriend and it was late at night so he went to sleep and we started fooling around. She was on her period so she got off the couch and started blowing me, while I was in a sitting position with my pants and underwear around my ankles. She always tells me she likes when I fuck her face so I started to do so but I guess I did it too rough and she ended up throwing up hot fries directly into my underwear, which was the only pair I had. It also got into my pants but not as much. Can't look at them the same way since then.

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>>9217464
5'11" 145 pounds

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>>9214711
fuck yeah these are the shit mm8

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>>9225720
nigga what are you doing

>>9225720
god, sex sounds scary

>>9225519
Mah frere.

I was distracted by the sandwich.

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When is the Little Caesar's bacon wrapped deep dish coming back? It haunts me in my dreams

>>9222886
I really really really really miss the wasabi ginger ones.

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>>9212460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObiNO0O-qY8

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me
me
me
me

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>>9211991
>Buy a frozen falafel
>Read the back while heating it up
>"100% of our profits go toward 'social change'"
I don't want to live in Oslo

>>9227432
Don't buy sandnigger food then

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>>9214998

>>9212066
>sharing size
More like
>meal replacement size

>>9212953
>Now Melts!
Fuck, what kind of cheese doesn't melt?

>>9214682
Cheese + peanut butter? Fucking disgusting

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I was so fucking psyched when these came back.

The Pretzel M&Ms were good too, but the Crispy kind held a special place in my heart. Had hem whenever I could as a kid.

>>9221032
kek
it's like saying
>you lost the lottery what a waste of numbers

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>>9216397
>>9215810

I thought chicken in a biscuit and e-z cheese was exclusive to my family. It's a fuggin flavor explosion.

>>9227698
As a bong I always wanted to try this shit but they are impossible to get there or in NZ where I am now. Morbid curiosity remains

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>chewy bars are one bar per serving
YEAH I DONT THINK SO
I will absolutely destroy a box of smores chewy's

>>9227566
audible kek
so fucking true

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Lunchables are the fucking best.

>>9227867
What the fuck does kabob ulator mean?

>>9227870
I don't know, go to the website and find out.

>>9225468
First one tastes good, after the whole package you feel like shit, but you still eat the whole package.

>>9227867
>>9227870
we must remove

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For my Canadian Friends

>>9226250
In a good way or bad way? Lol

>>9212660
>70 cals PER COOKIE

and you fucks wonder why youre obese

>>9227572
Anon.
Does it say cheese ANYWHERE on the package?

>>9213085
This is the correct answer

>>9219515
who has the milkshake greentext?
I know one of you fucks has it

>>9220226
yessss

eat half frozen for maximum cracking

>>9214369
Why not both?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

>>9229343
Well when I wake up.after being haunted by the bacon wrapped deep dish in my dreams there's usually cummies on my tummy, so I would say it's a good haunting

>>9225632
Yes

>>9217508
same.

do you work out? i drink too much so i have a little bit of love handles, but i lift so the big shoulders make it unnoticable until i take my shirt off.

>>9227698
Lol the back of the box recommends trying it with Easy Cheese

>>9212298
Currently obsessed with this shit right now.

>>9211991

>Patrician Snack/Junk Foods
Patrician
Junk foods
Pick one

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These combined with cream cheese is a god-tier snack

>>9218507
I usually make my own because I hate raisins

>>9230159
Nasty. It will taste too much like the cream cheese. Drown out the spice

>>9227573
YOu never taste the cheese in the cracker, so it's OK.

>>9229834
Ah, I'm an idiot.

>>9230407
Utz is the best potato chip brand

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Tator tots

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Fries

>>9229420
See >>9212953, peanut butter is unfairly fattening as 2 tbsp (32 g) = Calories 188.

>>9220226
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md_uz1dKMTM

>>9230357
Das right, the salty crunchy cracker with the slightly sweet creamy filling is a great contrast, and the pointy bite-sze squares make them perfect for snacking. Their only fault is >>9214985. 150 year old porcelain china is less fragile.

>>9217590
can i see

>>9230170
you've never tried it then, pleb fag
>cream cheese
>taste

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A Japanese market in my city sold these when I was younger. They stopped selling them a long time ago and have never returned. Apparently still sold in Japan.

I remember them being so good. Would like to try them again to see if they still hold up.

>>9227766
>Canadians will defend this

>>9229031
now THIS is 100
but I'd go with Sea Salt + Vinegar or Jalapeño

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GOAT tortilla chip

>>9216988
I, for one, standby yuropbro. There aren't too many good junk foods in america. They all have corn syrup in em. The fda doesn't do much to stopthe big companies from shoveling this shit put to the public.

>>9211991
Whats the deal with pack design in us? Almost everything looks like its from 00s.
Also, half of this shit looks fucking disgusting i would never put it in my mouth, ewwwww

>>9227572
Lots of cheeses don't melt.

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>>9211991
those are god tier frozen

>>9212126
I know they're salt chips but man are these salty

>>9212277
same
i eat an individual pack in sub 5 seconds

>>9215931
why can't I stop
those are so goddamn good

>>9217464
6'7" 400lbs

>>9230159
I ate 2 bags of those the other day and I think I have mouth cancer now

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>>9215159

>>9217464
6' 175lbs

>>9219811
YOUR CANADIAN FRIEND IS CHINESES

>>9227572
vegan """"cheese""""