>be me >go to longhorn steakhouse >OK whatever >people

>>9205562
>The America meme again

Real eateries exist all around the U.S., Canada and Mexico. If you go to a corporate establishment you get corporate food.

Every reasonable person knows this. Stop being jealous.

>>9205579
>Implying the average American knows the difference

Those places are dying. Millennial and a lot of the genx generations aren't eating at those places. They're for the decrepit boomers lost in impotent alzheimers ridden fairytale memories of a bygone era when these shithouse pig troughs were the only options for a high falutin' fancypants sunday-go-to-meeting sitdown "fine dining" experience. Too many other options out there now that are far beyond that garbage.

>>9205587
Well clearly OP doesn't, which confirms that their a dirty foreigner.

>>9205595
I shouldn't judge American cuisine by this place. But as a foreigner, it's amazing to see the difference in thought between the south and big cities. People were actually satisfied with the food.

>>9205562
>I'm covered in tattoos
>bitches and moans endlessly about every little thing anonymously
>afraid of confrontation

Fucking numales

>>9205562
>longhorn
Never eat anywhere they allow you to throw peanuts on the floor.

>>9205610

You're right, anon. Only people who live in NYC or LA are able to actually enjoy good food, everywhere else (especially the South) all the flyover trash can only enjoy garbage chain restaurants or casseroles with mayonnaise. Glad you're a patrician like myself who was able to recognize that Longhorn Steakhouse isn't actually a fine-dining steakhouse.

>>9205562
>die of fleas
wut

>>9205562
Cook your own food pansy

>>9205562
why the fuck is that kid using a knife for a salad

>>9205910
fucking long horn steakhouse, man

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>>9205562
>nigger I'm covered in tattoos
stopped reading there

>>9205562
>fleas
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>9205924
i know, picture op looking underage and "covered in tattoos"
i'm picturing the world's biggest faggot

>>9205936
it's probably some new expression only hipster trash like OP uses

>>9205562
Longhorn is that chain that has prices right beneath the top steak chains, and significantly less lack of prime. But, I don't see the issue someone would take like you, OP.
But, like another poster stated your "covered in tattoos" and use of the "N" word kind of deflates your opinion in every way. I don't disparage the use of A1. It's a delicious savory classic sauce that goes back a couple of centuries and pretty craveable. If having a steak is a rare novelty for you, maybe you're more a purist or pan sauce kind of person, but if you have it often, like people of money do, it breaks up the monotony and might even trigger some lovely memories how how your family did it. I would rate Pickapeppa and Lizano, variants of A1 that use more tamarind, mango and anchovy, as preferred, but they're not as commonly found as A1.

Longhorn exists at shopping mall and mid-range hotel kinds of areas, and has pretty comfy seating which is good for the tired-after-work kind of crowd. They have a seriously good happy hour with some deals on kind of unique ideas, cheddar stuffed mushrooms, so to me, that's their only draw. I think at their price point for steaks and sides, I'd be going up or down given a choice, but it's hard to beat the atmosphere. Mine has a nice outdoor couch area for those waiting around for a table that is kind of a niche for them in comfort level.

>>9205606
>their a dirty foreigner
Amerifattieclap education at its best

>>9205999
Okay, Euroblob.

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>>9205562
Americans should feel lucky that we Mexicans are enriching their bland flavorless food with our gorditas, tacos and enchiladas.

Look at all those colors. México is winning... flavor trumps hate.

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>>9206073

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>>9205562
>coworker is visiting my hometown for vacation on the beach
>"Hey anon, where's the closest olive garden on the island?"

>>9205562

This isn't yelp faggot

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>>9205938

Holy kek you're right. He's covered in tattoos but still looks younger than 21. All I had to do to stop getting carded is grow a goatee.

>>9206073
Trump doesn't hate Mexicans. He just doesn't want criminal mexicans flooding in.

>>9205579
/thread

>>9205562
>>die of fleas
I wish you had.

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>going to a chain restaurant
>ordering the worst shit on the menu
>complaining that it's pre-packaged garbage

why do people get upset when they get carded? i find it hilarious and a compliment. can't you get tattoos at 16 with your parent's permission?

>>9205701
>Never eat anywhere they allow you to throw peanuts on the floor.
that's texas roadhouse

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>>9205704
Not sure if baiting, trolling, or just plain slack-jawed stupid.

>>9206073
Just in case you aren't trolling, tacos, burritos, etc. aren't "traditional" Mexican food. They're Mexican-American fast food creations.

Actual Mexican food is too healthy for Amerilards.

Went there one time a couple years back. Didn't know it was possible for ribeye to be so flavorless

>>9206595
>Mexican food
>healthy
70% of the country is overweight

>>9205595
this

>>9205684
Sad but true. The more tattoos a white person has these days the more a pussy they are.

>>9206606
LMAO. The US is 12th fattest in the world. Mexico isn't even in the top 20.

>>9206606
Mexicans put HI-C and coca cola in their children's baby bottles.

>>9205587
The average american doesn't give a shit.
Hell, the average person doesn't. Don't act like every establishment in europe is somehow a culinary delight.

>>9206709
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/22/youll-never-guess-the-worlds-fattest-country-and-no-its-not-the-u-s/

>US
>66.3%

>Mexico
>69.3%

>UK
>61.8%

>>9206754
inb4 other anon shifts the goalposts to exclude "overweight" in favor of obese

>>9206754
Additionally, Hispanics and blacks are responsible for the US being so high. We'd be at European levels if it was just European-Americans.

>>9206800
Not strictly true, but we'd be much much closer to european levels.

>>9206595
>Just in case you aren't trolling, tacos, burritos, etc. aren't "traditional" Mexican food. They're Mexican-American fast food creations.
Tacos predate the arrival of Europeans to the Americas m8