>had buy one get one free coupon here >get burrito with

>>9203792
You know that meme about urban white people who can't handle spice?
It's not a meme.

>>9203792
What did you order

>>9203792
>>it's bland as fuck and tasteless
Actually, I get the carnitas, because the other meat is ridiculously overseasoned and gross. It's like they dump a whole canister of fajita seasoning on everything and then chop it into oblivion so it's totally permeated and overly salty and seasoned.

If the food was bland, I think you didn't get all 4 salsas on your sandwich, or squeeze a lime. You messed up for fear of heat.

>>9203792
Who care about poison burritos when Mexican food is literally the most popular food throughout the entire country. Just eat somewhere that won't make you sick

Gotta get the beans and salsa otherwise you're eating an overpriced plain burrito.

>>9203792
>Mexican food joint named 'Chipotle'
>doesn't even have Chipotle sauce
Make your own. My Carnitas method;
Preheat oven at 350° Fahrenheit.
Prepare:
>1 a cup of oil
>1 pound of cubed up (2") pork shoulder
>your own preferred spices
>2 table spoons of salt
>1 table spoon of corn starch
Mix all ingredients in a glass casserole.
Cover glass casserole.
Put in oven.
Lower temperature to 260° Fahrenheit.
Let it cook for 3 & 1/2 hours.
Take out.
Let it cool for 30 minutes.
It should be glistening, falling apart and juicy.
Use this to make burritos, tortas or whatever you want.