>"Oh, I'm sorry! We're all out of chicken tenders

>>9203429
yea 2 mighty wieners with tater tots and extra ketchup. For my drink I want a mix of dr pepper coca cola and sprite. bring extra ketchup

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Listen here you fucking bitch.

I want my tendies, and I want them NOW.

yeah you on my face

"What's this about tenders? I ordered the glazed salmon and French onions soup. Perhaps you may have confused my order with another?"

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>boneless """wings""" are on the regular menu
>they're just chicken nuggets

Grilled cheese and chocolate milk m'lady

>>9203429
Why would you even put the effort forth to humorlessly shitpost about literally nothing?

>>9203429
THEY ARE CALLED TENDIES

>>9203429
Mc n cheese with a side of mashed potato and a side of french fries please. I like my starches

>>9203429
>did you want to
I hate when they say this. Bitch, we're still talking. Say do, not did

>>9203552
>"oh goodness, I'm so sorry. I had you confused with another diner with a fedora and a portly figure."

>>9203836
Boneless wings have a heavier breading, similar to a tendie.

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You better be a better magician than waiter and pull some tendies out of your anus
reeEEEEEEEEE

>>9205760
Both are just mechancally separated chicken, i.e. chicken guts, eyes, beaks, feathers, etc.

>>9205837
Tendies are often made of chicken breasts cut into quarters or thirds. Halves if you go to the really dank chicken place in the ghetto here.

>>9205774
Fuck off normie.