What do you put on your eggs? I like sprig onions and dill, but

>>9202334
Hot sauce and cracked black pepper.
Can't improve on perfection.

>>9202334
>Nice a fellow lawyer!
chives & red pepper flakes

Garlic salt, black pepper, shredded asiago/romano/parm blend
Fried and put on toasted sourdough

>>9202334
jalapenos, garlic, and grease

>>9202334
Tomatoes, ham stripes, black pepper, salt, sometimes oregano

>>9202334
Herbs and parmesan cheese. They have to be scrambled though.

>>9202334
Gochujiang. Just a bit. It's nice.

I put a little sour cream on it halfway through cooking and mix it into the egg white.

>>9202348
You and OP are scum

Maggi/soy sauce

>>9202334
Salt and pepper like a goddamn man

>>9202348
Hey buddy. I still have I sit for bar though.

>>9203266
So mean.

I like the suggestions though. Gochujang send like a good idea.

>>9202334
>raw toast

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>>9202334
>Oh you know me, I just have regular bread, a whole uncut raw tomato, four poorly cooked eggs and some random bullshit dill, chopped green onions with a dull knife and an open text book to look like I really know my shit

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>>9203336
>Raw toast with a tomato slapped on the plate

These Brits and their superior cuisine, god bless the queen.

>>9203351
I can't give him shit about the tomato. I do it all the time when I'm too lazy to slice it up for the sandwich

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Here are my eggs. I put hot chili oil on them.

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>>9203394

>>9202334
All I can see is fucking torts.

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>>9202334
strawberyy jelly

>>9203406
Sorry, I didn't intend to stoke tort hate.

>>9203420
At least it's not a McChicken.

>>9202334
salt and pepper

>>9202334
Salt and black pepper.
Ketchup if fried.

>>9203346
And what about you?

>>9203401
>>9202334
>not toasting your bread

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

Also
>a whole tomato
WHAT THE FRICK

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cheese

black pepper, chives and sometimes hot sauce

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I don't but the nice friendly McDonald's employee puts a sausage patty, two pancake buns, a slice of lemon cheese

>>9202334
Hey Op, look at this self projecting faggot you triggered
>>9203346

>>9204815
>lemon cheese
What the fuck is that?

Salt.

Not sure if meme or do Americans really slap half of their fridge on eggs.

>>9204940
It's true because most eggs sold in america are CAFO snot eggs that need their taste to be covered up

I usually get real eggs but if I'm forced to eat that kind of shitty CAFO egg I'll throw some cheese on it and the hottest hot sauce I can get my hands on. Anything goes pretty much

>>9204940
Honestly this, a fried egg usually just needs salt and sometimes pepper if I want to put shitloads of ingredients I might as well make an omelette.

>>9204744
It was toasted. I don't know why that corner looks not toasted. Relax.

>>9204920
More commonly known as lemon curd.
Lemon cheese is an archaic term they still use in Eastern Europe.