Name a fruit that tastes better than watermelon.
Protip: you can't
Ataulfo mangos
Cantaloupe
>>9200578
Pawpaw
Anything
>>9200578
Mango
>>9200578
Someone never had ripe figues
>>9200578
Peaches?
>>9200578
If it's so good why can't I buy watermelon juice from the shops like I can with oj?
Nectarines
banana
pineapple
cherry
cantaloupe
watermelon are pretty average tbq
Welp there is one big.flaw with this thread
>>9200639
expensive
>>9200746
I'm not a poorfag
>>9200751
expensive to make, genius
>>9200762
>expensive
not an excuse when richfags such as myself will buy it
>>9200639
agua de sandia is pretty much available at the same places that sell oj, unless by "oj" you mean like, sunny D or some shit like that. in which case get some watermelon flavored capri sun next to the microwave tendies, and stop being such a flyover
>>9200578
George takei
>>9200578
Pineapples
Cherries
Apples
>>9200578
Honeydew
>>9200578
Mango, Peaches, Cantaloupe, Blueberries, Raspberries, Apples, Cherries, Bananas, Pineapple, Honeydew Melon
There really is a shitload. Watermelon is okay but nothing special. No fucking idea why it's so popular.
>>9200593
no
>>9200599
definitely not
>>9200611
what
>>9200626
no
>>9200629
true still no
>>9200631
no
>>9200641
no
>>9200686
no no no no
>>9201261
no no no
>>9201264
no
>>9201277
no
if you could only eat one fruit and had to pick between watermelon or any of these lesser fruits, youd be foolish to not choose watermelon. only pineapple comes close
>>9200629
yes my greek/turkish brother
>>9200631
>>9200641
fuck yes
>>9201277
yes
>>9200641
This
Persimmon / kaki
>>9200578
If watermelon was so good why don't they make watermelon pie?
Mango. Canadian here, probably about the best thing that grows here is a strawberry, but I was 30 when I tried my first mango and holy shit is that ever a depth and breadth of flavour. Some of you tropical residing people for sure have all kinds of tasty fruits growing all over, but here there's not much. Maybe just some apples in some places.
raspberries
>>9200578
Oranges. And good tangerines
>>9202056
Because it's too watery to roast?
i hate the texture of watermelon for some reason
>>9200611
>Pawpaw
Fucking south Africans get out
>>9202585
that is my problem with all fruits. I love how they taste but I hate the texture of eating them.
Jackfruit and longan comes pretty close, but watermelon is king.
>>9200578
Cotton candy grapes.
>>9200578
There's this Japanese fruit now selling in America.
It's called Dekopan in Japan but marketed as Sumo fruit in America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dekopon
http://www.sumocitrus.com/sumo_in_stores.aspx
>>9202730
Looks like puckered pooper fruit
>>9202730
Aren't those satsuma tangerines? If so they're fasho the winter watermelon. I used to eat those like holiday candy. Fucking sucks that I moved and they apparently don't grow them anywhere around me now.
>>9201296
>responding to every post
Nigger
>>9202586
Pawpaw is native to the Americas, dumbass
>no pearboys ITT
what the fuck?
>>9200578
Chicken! with a side of grape pop. That's s fruit, right?
>>9200578
>what is every fruit that is not a watermelon
watermelon is not the best fruit bro. Bananas, kiwis, even tangerines are better.
Pomegranate master race
>>9202730
You mean tangelos? I've had those countless amounts of times.
>>9200578
Enhanced with TajÃn.
Fucking granny smith apples
>>9200578
kiwi
>>9200578
>Grapes.
>Kiwi.
>Pear.
>Passionfruit.
>Peach.
>Strawberry.
>Blackberry.
>Raspberry.
>Blueberry.
>Cherry.
>Mango.
>Pineapple.
>Apple.
>Orange.
>Lemon.
>Lime.
>Banana.
Basically every fucking fruit.
I love watermelon, but it's definitely one of the least best fruit, if not THE least best.
How do people manage to eat raw apples? Every time I hear the sound of an apple being cut or bitten into it fucks with my skin for some reason
>>9203462
This forsure
>>9200641
this guy fucks
>>9203647
Fun fact: According to dental studies/questionnaires, apple is the most dangerous fruit for human teeth with biting into apples the leading cause of chipped or fractured teeth when choosing which fruit to eat without any utensils.
So yeah, if you wanna eat apples, eat it after slicing them up into pieces rather than biting the apple directly.
Watermelon is
sticky
unsatisfying (doesn't fill your tummy up)
a pain in the ass to cut
not very nutritious compared to other melons
cantaloupe is the best melon
>>9200578
I once ate a honeydew that was so juicy that biting into it was like sucking water from a bucket. And it was wonderfully flavorful, it was as if the fruit had been kissed by the muses and grown in manure from Apollo's cattle. It was the most perfect fruit I have ever experienced.
So yes, I can name a better tasting fruit than watermelon.
>>9203822
You tried to be in depth with your description of a fruit with the intent of it being humorous. A few things:
You don't get upvotes on 4chan
It wasn't funny
see pic
The better version of it
>>9203948
Yellow watermelon only looks different. Sometimes its as good but its never better
>>9200578
literally any other fruit on earth minus cantaloupe/honeydew
>>9203647
How fucked are your teeth, fatty?
>>9200578
apples
literally any fruit tastes better than "slightly sweet water"
>>9204110
clearly you're not a golfer.
Gooseberries
>>9200578
Okra
... honeydew or any japanese melon i mean shit those zipper heads hafe great melons
Fun fact: watermelons aren't actually part of the family of fruits. It is a vegetable.
>>9204120
that's not gooseberries, that's the weird fruit that tastes a bit like a tomato that I had on Madeira once or twice
orange
>>9200578
Grapes...
>>9204201
No they aren't. It's a fruit that grows from a vine. The vine grows the fruit that contains seeds in which animals eat and then spread. That's what makes it a fruit.
Vegetables don't really have a botanical definition, but essentially include any plant matter that can be eaten, however fruit is defined botanically as basically any seed bearing structure formed by the ovary of a plant. That's what a watermelon is
I love watching dipshits argue culinary fruits vs. biological fruits. You fucking people never learn to stop.
>>9200578
Asian pear, it has a crunch like an apple and the sweetness of a pear.
>>9201296
kys replyfag
Store bought watermelon tastes like water.
You guys will probably never taste a good watermelon, throughout your whole lives.
>>9204536
How does stealing it make it taste better?
Every fruit is better than niggermelons
>>9204536
You've probably never tasted a gros michel. Are we even, or are you just some dozy cunt?
Grapes or pineapples
>>9204536
Store bought watermelons are fine so long as you dont buy gross American fruit. Americans want their fruit to look nice on the outside, cheap at the register, and gross when you eat it.
>>9200578
>>9204983
They're usually fine in season. Where I live there is about a 1 month window in the middle of summer where even walmart is stocking watermelons grown in state or texas which isn't far. Those are usually ok. The problem is attempting to buy them out of your regional season when they've been shipped thousands of miles and warehoused for 1 month. Of course those taste like mushy ass.
I've taken to just growing my own the last couple years.
>>9204215
Chinese lanterns or physalis
>>9200593
fpbp
These bad boys
>>9200578
Tomato, the best fruit.
>>9200578
epic troll here
durian
>>9206739
Not a fruit, try again.
>>9206987
Sorry, bro. Tomatoes contain seeds.
>>9206739
The only right answer
>>9206987
Tomatoes are berries ya dip
But is there a fruit that doesn't taste good? I really can't think of one.
>>9200578
>pineapple
because you cant put watermelon on pizza
>>9207102
I eat bananas a lot for the nutritious value, but they're pretty mediocre on their own. Cranberries are disgusting.
mushang king durian is far superior to any fruit in existence dumb niggers
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>9200578
Not even the best tasting melon
I bought a delicious melon the other day but I have no idea what it was called
Large and shaped like a handegg
Dark green and webbed skin
Lime colored meat with orange seeds
Anyone know?
>>9207449
Anon thats a honeydew ...
>>9207472
>large and shaped like a handegg
Seeds look different too
I was about to start this thread thanks
>>9207449
Nigga fruit ain't got meat in it lol
Watermelon is a shit fruit.
Horrible texture and flavour and those shitty seeds all the way through it, even the seedless watermelon has those white shit seeds in it. The rind puts an awfully bad taste through the fruit as well.
Eating a tangelo right now and it's sure as shit better than a watermelon
get yourself one of these, it's like an 11/10 mandarin
>>9202563
this
Yuzu Orange
>>9200578
The pomelo.
>all of these fruits that sound like instruments
I'll have a mandingo thanks
>>9200578
Any fruit that isn't watermelon