If you specifically make / order your sandwiches and burgers without mayonnaise, you are a tasteless subhuman. It'd be odd to add it to certain things, yes, but many sandwiches have it by default (Burger, Chicken Sandwich, Tuna Sandwich) and benefit greatly from it. Mustard is a solid choice and mixes unintrusively with mayo, but if you EVER put ketchup on ANY of your bread-meat-bread items you are filth.
this is non debatable. keep your nigger twitter memes at the door.
>>9197996
Mayo is a waste of fat intake. Ranch or nothing
>>9198125
Ranch is for dipping, not covering
>>9197996
You are 100% correct OP but you should try to be less autistic in the future
>>9197996
>mayo
>being good on anything
>9197996
Good for you OP! You have successfully shat up the board with garbage! That's quite an accomplishment, to shitpost about mayo. You should feel good about this monster achievement in your life!
mayo is disgusting and for the obese, angry sage