I've got half a pound of cheap surimi and not feeling particularly

>>9197274
Stuff them into your anus then go to a public place and shit them out one by one
creative enough?

tempura

>>9197274
Tempura, though it depends on the texture of your surimi.

"Crab" alfredo is another option.

Fried rice.

seafood salad

>>9197283
too creative. Rather not get into avant garde territory.

>>9197274
crab rangoon

>completely legitimate ingredient
>western companies call it imitation crab
>gets treated like fake garbage food
>even gordon threw a fit because someone was using it in crab cakes but I assume he's not that out of touch and was just doing it for the camera

>>9197460
if you call something a crab cake and you put that seafood hotdog shit in it instead of actual crab you deserve to have you nuts snipped off by a lobster

>>9197324
>>9197299

It's not crab though. Literally no part of it is crab. It's not even imitation crab. It just happens to look that way.

I would think it would go pretty well into "ready made" box meals. Something like a creamy herb hamburger helper, or kraft dinner, or something.

Why not make some white cheese KD and throw some little chunks in here and there OP?

toss it in some trash ramen with some chopped green onion .

i'd just snack on it by itself tbqh krab is pretty tasty