>ask woman out on a date >take her to some fancy restaurant

>>9196847
I don't have a grillfriend so I can't talk about that, but I've seen my mom do that millions of times to my dad. LIKE SRSLY ORDER SOMETHING ELSE IF YOU WANT REAL FOOD!! Don't steal a bite of our burgers or steaks when you've got nothing but leaves to give in return. No one wants a bite of your shitty salad!

>>9196847
epic spergout, sure does have a lot to do with food, and totally isn't blogging bullshit or fabricated tales of a basement dweller!

>>9196847
You're obviously hanging out with the wrong sort of women. I don't know any women who do this.

I do this almost every time.

I don't want to eat the calories, but if something looks good I want a bite of my bfs plate. I always wait for him to have some first though. He's so used to it that he just gives me his fork or gestures at some point now.

It's a date nigger. I would be flattered and see it as a step ahead she wants a piece of my food. If It was my wife I'd be pissed. I'd give her my fucking plate if that would make a good impression.

>>9196870
>He's so used to it that he just gives me his fork or gestures at some point now.
cuck

>>9196870
you're the worst type of girlfriend a guy could have.

Big fat KYS!

It's fallen out of practice, but traditionally the hosting male orders for the whole table.

This practice was heavily used throughout romantic and Victorian times, as restaurants were developing and men were knowledge of roastie behavior.

>>9196869
He's not hanging with any women. This is his idea of a woman as gleaned from popular media and 4chan. No woman in the world would go to a fancy restaurant paid for by a guy and order a salad.

>>9196891
>t. Virgin

>>9196847
>he doesn't order the woman's food for her

>>9196891

>No woman in the world would go to a fancy restaurant paid for by a guy and order a salad

It's a big world and lot of history, bretty sure this shit has happened before at some point.

>>9196888

my last 4 gfs have all ended up asking me to order for them as our relationship's developed

i don't even really like it. it's cringe as fuck to say 'and she'll have...' to a female waitress

>>9196891
A girl did this with me in high school once. Maybe she just hadn't finished her whore training yet.

>>9196891
>>9196901

i don't know why he's even denying that it's common, women are weight conscious, this is not a myth.

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>not using this opportunity to sexily feed her
>get sauce on her dick
>suck it off

>>9196898
t. /r9k/ browsing retard

>>9196891
>No woman in the world would go to a fancy restaurant paid for by a guy and order a salad.
I pay most of the time friendo. I make like six times as much as him.

>>9196903
Why do you think that is? I've never had my bf order for me except in another country where I don't speak the language and he does.

>>9196903
>it's cringe as fuck to say 'and she'll have...' to a female waitress
When your next girlfriend enters that stage in the relationship just come up with a cool line to say to the waitress that doesn't feel cringy and awkward.

You should consider
>and she'll have a bill
>and she'll have a fucking plate of leaves
>and she'll have a vegetarians weakness
>and she'll have a break up broccoli plate
>and she'll have a dinner alone. Have a nice evening honey

>>9196908

Yeah, I was just thinking that it could very easily be explained by a girl that is watching her weight.

>>9196891
In LA they might. Or at a place specifically geared to that kind of food, like Fat Radish or Dimes in NYC - places where folks from the fashion industry hang.

>>9196847

I have kind of an opposite story to this

>Meet a very cute girl on dating app, she seems a bit too hot for me but asks me out anyhow
>We go out to Zea's, a decent restaurant, and she wastes no time ordering food, getting an appetizer and a half rotisserie chicken
>She destroys her food, polishing it off before I even finish 1/3 of my plate
>Giggling, she tells me that she missed lunch and she's sorry, then proceeds to order another half rotisserie chicken
>She barely takes a few bites of this second half, telling me that she sure did make a mistake ordering this second plate of food and proceeds to ask for a box
>Because I'm not an idiot I tell her that since this is our first date we'll be paying for our own meals
>She sulked as I finished off my food, dropped cash on the table as soon as she could and left

Bitches man.

>>9196906
You took out a girl to a fancy restaurant in HS?

>>9196908
Yes and they order salads quite often. Almost never at a fancy restaurant though.

>>9196927
At a place like that there's no reason to be upset by someone eating a salad.

>>9196928
dodged a bullet. got to remember that she was on her "best" behavior

>>9196928
>Bitches man.
They're not worth it.

>>9196933
"Fancy" by our standards, plus i lived in flyoverland at the time so that lowered the bar considerably.

>>9196903

Are you so self conscious that you're embarrassed to make demand of a staff member?

Such a beta pussy that you can't make decisions for your spouse?

Not to mention that you're fucking whipped into thinking you should care what women think of you.

I guess this shouldn't be a surprise considering you can't hold down a relationship.

Women obviously see a weakness in you.

OP, out of curiosity was this for lunch of dinner?

>>9196928
>paying for ourselves
if you dont do this on a first date you better be doing brief coffee dates. some hoes are pro daters looking for meals
gj anon

>>9196941
I have a similar but in some ways opposite problem as that guy. I end up ordering for any woman that I'm eating out with almost spontaneously and then get a pang of guilt for being a Don Draper wannabe.

>>9196941
>Such a beta pussy that you can't make decisions for your spouse?
Im sure you're the manliest dick out there. Stop.>>9196903
Forget women man. They're not worth it

>>9196941

>Such a beta pussy that you can't make decisions for your spouse?

Go back to /pol/ faggot. Go put our wife beater on and smack your wife around to boost your ego.

>>9196941

>Such a beta pussy that you can't make decisions for your spouse?

you get this from the fact that i have just explicitly stated that i've done it willingly for my last 4 girlfriends?

>>9196891
>He's not hanging with any women. This is his idea of a woman as gleaned from popular media and 4chan.
Correct
>No woman in the world would go to a fancy restaurant paid for by a guy and order a salad.
Incorrect

>>9196891
Most of the women I've gone out with have ordered the priciest things on the menu. Not sure which is worse desu.

I don't see the problem. My girlfriend and I often order two separate meals and share a little of them, you get to experience more food that way, and it gives you something to talk about. I get the impression that OP is the kind of person who is constantly at odds with other people. Why bother dating if you don't like to relax and have fun in someone's company?

>>9196966
The priciest is the worst. If the grill decides to get a salad rather than a steak then she's stupid but if she orders pricy things she's a rude bitch.

>>9196974

I think he's too high strung. Probably got too much stress on his plate already (no pun intended) and can't handle a relationship but is seeking one anyway?. He's a ticking time bomb and women should stay away until he calms down a bit.

If he's this angry on a date he's going to murder her on their wedding day.

>>9196941
Savage af, desu

>>9196948
What difference does it make, friend?

>>9196966
That's what I was getting at. Unless you grew up super rich and fancy restaurants are the norm for you, you try to get something memorable when you go to a good restaurant. Even women who eat salads 7 times a week order something substantial on these dates.

>>9196977
Tbh, I'd be quite put off by a woman eating a steak on a date.

>>9196933
I don't see any reason to be upset by someone ordering a salad at all. My point is I've only seen this done at places that specialize in that sort of thing. Or during lunch. But I've never seen anyone go to a nice upscale restaurant for dinner and order a salad. A couple of apps instead of an entree, sure. Even I've done that. But just a salad? I've only seen that at the kind of fashion crowd places where the salads are meant to be main courses. And I have learned to avoid those places because holy shit do you pay a ridiculous amount of money for those salads, and they're not even that good.

>>9196986

Well, I would find it way more acceptable if it was for lunch than if it was dinner. Either way I wouldn't spaz out but if it was lunch I can see her maybe saving space for dinner or since lunch is a bit more quicker (going back to work and all if you work during the day) it would make sense she order something smaller.

Like I said though if either way I wouldn't be offended but if it was lunch I would be like "aaah, that makes sense".

Women I've asked told me that they do this for one of three reasons:
1) she doesn't want to look ravenous. It ain't sexy.
2) she wants the dick. Getting fucked with a full stomach is uncomfortable.
3) she doesn't really know if she likes you yet, is leaning towards 'no,' but is still giving you a chance. Since salads can be eaten quickly and, as in point 2, don't fill the belly (and therefore don't slow you down), she can make a quick exit if she feels like this date isn't going somewhere she likes

MEALS are the problem
Just order appetizers and share.

Why do you need to eat a gigantic triple stacked hamburger (or something equivalent) on a date? You should be eating light anyway...

Order lighter food, and more of it...and share.
Girls want to pig out just as much as guys...but
hey this is a date...You're not with your homies,
she's not with her G's...nobody wants onion breath
and meat farts one hour later...

EAT LIGHT AND SHARE FOOD
PERHAPS SHARE A SALAD

Find a decent spot--not a fancy restaurant....
And order small...bag extras up and make plans...
Fancy shit and big meals are for dead couples....

>>9196991
>But I've never seen anyone go to a nice upscale restaurant for dinner and order a salad.
That's what I meant. If you're going to a restaurant that specializes in these "light" meals, ordering a salad is a matter of course. I've never seen a woman order a salad at dinner in a fancy restaurant. But then I haven't really hung out with the fashion crowd.

>>9197013

if it's a fancy restaurant the salads are often elaborate and complete dishes in themselves.

>>9197013

>If you're going to a restaurant that specializes in these "light" meals

What kind of restaurant specializes in "light" meals? and what kind of restaurant doesn't?.

>>9196928
good looks senpai

How about this OP, the girl really wanted a salad, for whatever personal reason. Maybe she's watching her weight, maybe she was just craving a salad at that particular time. But maybe, as well as wanting a salad, she wanted to experience something else the restaurant had to offer, at the same time as giving you something to talk about. And so she asked for a taste of your food, thinking that you wouldn't miss or even notice a single bite gone from your big-ass entree.

If this really bothers you, I suggest that you get your mental health reviewed before you continue dating since you clearly aren't ready.

>>9197016
By fancy I don't mean the kind of places with tasting menus (although they're getting more common) that imo goes beyond fancy.

>>9197018
Brunch spots for one. Light is in scare quotes because these meals can get quite heavy. A dinner restaurant serving French or Italian doesn't advertise itself as light.

>>9197029

>Brunch spots for one

What brunch spot would you consider a restaurant?

My point is I don't think any "restaurant" at least relative to this thread specializes in salads. I think they all specializes on regular dinner meals but have salads available.

>>9197027
>t. Fat roastie

>>9197035
Both the NY restaurants that the anon mentioned have brunch menus. Dimes especially is known for being a brunch/lunch spot. But I agree with your overall point.

>>9197018
Here's such a place:
http://dimesnyc.com/restaurant

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>>9197065
I see they went with comfortable seating.

>first date
>fancy restaurant
Rookie

>>9197076
Sorry we don't all want to eat at Taco Bell, Cletus.

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>>9196927
>Dimes in NYC
>>9197064
>Dimes especially is known for being a brunch/lunch spot
>>9197065
>Here's such a place:
>http://dimesnyc.com/restaurant
ballant shilling. why not just take an ad out for your jew york pretentious shithole you faggot

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>>9197065
And here you have the tables so close together you might as well just have one big table, and even if you are rail thin you'll still knock over the broads drink next to you trying to get out

>>9197075
It's a borderline ridiculous place, but successful as hell. Even the name is indicative of the crowd they're looking to attract. The place is called Dimes because the idea is that 10/10 women eat there.

>>9196847
Why the fuck do you care? 1 It's probably the cheapest item there, 2 she probably just wanted to try what you had, 3 you'd be complaining that she was getting fat later on anyways. Jesus christ, stop sperging out.

>>9196903
Like most women I too want a spouse which takes control of me and treats me like a woman and makes the decisions for me in every aspect. You should feel flattered, instead of acting like a beta sub.

>>9197081
Shilling?! I just thought it was a perfect example of the kind of place where a woman actually would order a salad for dinner. I don't think that qualifies as a recommendation, especially here. I'm just pointing out such places do exist.

Here's another example (also another fashion industry hang):
http://www.thefatradishnyc.com/dinner

>>9197095

what is it with the use of the word 'spouse' itt? i never said anything about a spouse.

>>9197101
That's the goal of dating in a healthy relationship. Giving up control to each other peice after piece is the way you get from gf to spouse.

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>>9196927
>like Fat Radish
>>9197098
>Here's another example (also another fashion industry hang):
>http://www.thefatradishnyc.com/dinner
Oh here we go again. What's this owned by the same guy? How much are they paying you?

Women order salads at all kinds of places, not just pretentious jew york places where you have to share a seat with the guy next to you.

>fashion industry hang
just a place you think the "fashion industry" hangs. It's just a bunch of wannabes. the real industry is in a nice restaurant laughing at you plebs paying 4 grand for a 60 dollar FOB New York hand bag

>>9196847
Female here: The reason I don't order real meals if I know that the guy will pay is to not make the bill greater than necessary. I rather snack something ib4 and just order something for company but I also like to taste new thinks so sometimes I ask if I can have a small bite.

It's a good conversation topic and if you're not socially retarded you can make a sexy move and get a bit intimate (lean over and indicate that he can just feed you a bite).

Stop being a permavirgin.

>>9197118
>just a place you think the "fashion industry" hangs.
In the case of Fat Radish it was opened by a team that catered fashion industry events. I know because I used to work in the business. Did countless trade shows and even a little modeling. Still have friends in the business. It is a horrible industry full of venial egomaniacs. But there is a lot of money there, and these folks will happily pay $13+ for a toasted quinoa salad.

Maybe she doesn't want him to think she owes her something. No bullshit, I've seen /pol/ go full retard and say getting pussy is as easy as taking her on a date. It is likely she ran into
One of these clowns.

>Inb4 pol is a joke

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>>9197125
>(lean over and indicate that he can just feed you a bite).
this never goes like in the movies for me. I make the bite too big or too small, I take too long to realize what she is asking, and/or it falls.

>>9197151

who fucking cares

honestly i don't think i'm a casanova or anything but it really does bemuse me when people on here are like 'WHAT DO I DO WHEN A GIRL ASKS FOR A HUG AND I AM HOLDING A FORK WHERE DO I PUT THE FORK'

it's not a big deal

>>9197151
I'm not that serious and don't mind looking stupid while chewing down on a massive bite or laught it off if it lands on the table. Actually I think that's a nice thing, that way both can relax and laugh together.

Next time just tell her to come more near you or make some stupid plain sounds inb4 it fails and attach some stupid 9/11 joke afterwords.

>>9197161
*plane

Extra points if you can imitate different ones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv7byIPQJ-c

>>9197075
>>9197081
>>9197084
This place seriously looks like it was decorated for a kindergarten class.

>>9197125
This is why small plates became a thing over the last two decades. In an intimate setting it's more fun to just get a few different things and try a little bit of each. Dissolves the whole my plate vs your plate thing.

>>9197151
I used to like this girl when I was in school. I was eating something like chex mix and she signaled that she wanted me to give her some. As in feed her using my hands. Oh shit. I was scared of her lips touching me fingers so I dropped it from a few inches above her agape mouth which was looking skywards. Some of it went up her nose.

>>9197161
b my gf

>>9197177
I hope more small plates come to my area, we have a few now but not enough. I like trying the different things. I always go for the tasting menu in french restaurants or look for tapas places, etc.

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>>9197151
>>9197157
>>9197161
>>9197179
wat about the germs?

>>9197177
That's why I like the AYCE buffets. You just snack, move around and talk on the way and can change your sitting place with each round, making it more or less intimat. Bonus: You only pay once and both can relax.

>>9197180
Sorry anon, already taken. But we are out there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkF8-vhVM_0

>>9196847
dude she a nice girl. showing you she is nice by eating slad and willing to share food.

>>9197183
Don't date roasties.

>>9197183
Do you want her to touch your peepee? If so, germs are the first barrier to intimacy you need to overcome.

>>9197194
>>9197195
too scary i'm sticking with 2d.

>>9196847
Date better women. Seriously.
Dates are about 2 things : Seeing how you get on with someone; and having fun and indulging a bit. I'd never order a damn salad on a date. I love salad, but I can eat a salad any day. On the first date I ever had with my husband, we had tapas and wine, then walked around the city for a bit talking, and then went and had crab and shrimp boiling pot, eating with our hands and wearing bibs and drinking more wine. It was a fucking blast. Been together ever since. Our second date, I cooked him steaks with marrow butter, twice baked potatoes, and grilled vegetables. If you like someone, don't be a boring shit.

>>9197180
My only problem with small plates places is that the bill starts racking up really quickly. Still, I've had some great meals at such places.
>>9197188
AYCE places are not much of a thing where I live. The only ones I've ever been to have been very mediocre buffets that I wouldn't go back to.

>>9196847
If I think I might get fucked, especially in the ass, I'll order something light, perhaps a salad or soup. My BF always appreciates this, and it's my subtle way of letting him know he's getting some later.

>>9197442
yeah i'm not much for having sex when extremely full. and for anal can't imagine that being a good idea after a heavy meal.

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>>9196847
>>she orders a salad

lol. That's what you get for dating a fucking skinny ass white girl.

Deep down, you all know you want a big woman who knows how to eat & fuck. In that order.

>>9197570
THIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>9196901
>bretty sure this shit has happened before at some point

I'm bretty sure there's a woman out there who can't come unless she tapes two balloon animals of each kind to her ass first, but it'd be silly to go home after a night with her and say "Why are all women obsessed with ark roleplay?"

>>9197570
Lol, is this what fat or ugly motherfuckers tell themselves when they're so disgusting the only women left are those that are just as gross as they are?

>>9197584

All right man, I don't think a girl ordering a salad for a meal is as rare as that what do I know.

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>>9196847
She's trying to establish dominance. I demand something from each of my friend's plates whenever we eat together to demonstrate my alpha status over them emotionally and physically.

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>Man offers to pay
>Man gets upset when I order the cheapest thing on the menu

>SO trying to eat off plate
give them a bite, take a bite of theirs

>SO wanting you to order for them
don't say I'll have X, just say "one X done this way, one Y done this way"

>date ordering most expensive item off the menu
ask for gas money or ask them to order something more reasonable if they arent going to chip in

>>9196870
Why not just order the dish anyway? It's not like you have to eat the whole thing then and there.

>>9196847
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.

>>9197717
Because he orders something rich and I just have a bite. If I ordered it most of it would go to waste.

Sometimes I do though, and then he ends up eating half of it along with his meal.

>>9196847
>>9196870
as a male who's done the same shit before, it's exactly this. I don't want to eat that many calories but fuck if im going to a fancy restaurant and /not/ tasting some good food.
the real question is why yall get so triggered that your date would order a salad when you're paying. its cheap as heck and all u have to do is give up one (1) bite of food

>>9196870
>tfwnogf to eat off my plate
that's so qt

God damn it is autistic to care about this sort of shit.

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>>9197785
Diagnosed, actual, autist here. No it isn't. I'm pretty high functioning, but have only been on a few dates (I'm 31). That said, this wouldn't bother me. I might not understand all of the bits people mentioned earlier like "it's a signal" but it makes complete logical sense to me for someone who doesn't want to eat a lot to order something light and then share her dates meal for a bit of something heavier and more tasty, or to not rack up a higher bill, or even to eat lighter because they want to have sex later.

This whole scenario is pretty logical to me.

t. autist

>>9196847
nigga but women generally won't finish their food and you get extra off their plates, gotta take the good with the bad my man, hope you feeling better

How many times will this copypasta thread be posted before everyone finally catches on

>>9196847
I dont have a gf but my sister does this all the fucking time and will bug me while i eat my food for a good 10mins until she fucks off.

>>9197902
Post her tits, faggot

>>9196870
its hilarious women always say this because salads always have about the same if not more on average calories than most meals because of all the oil and cheese and all that other crap added.

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>>9196847
>women

HAHAHAHAHA

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>>9196957
Well said anon, having an intimate knowledge of what your wife likes and dislikes is definitely equivalent to domestic abuse!

>>9196960

Are you implying the opposite? I haven't seen a denial yet.

When you emotional sunflowers can't seem to understand is that ordering for your spouse is not a sign of an overabundant male ego, but a demonstration of good taste in an understanding of what a woman really wants versus what she won't admit.

All girls want to eat a delicious meal from a nice restaurant, but they also don't want to seem overbearing or a fat fuck, they just they order salads. Of course, their natural desire to eat actual food takes over and they eventually take food off of your plate.

Ordering for your spouse skips that whole set of mental gymnastics, shows that you have an appreciation for her taste, have a good taste yourself, and give social permission for her to indulge.

But please be my guest, continue walking on eggshells for women because you think they're such sensitive and fragile creatures, that if you even seem to have an inkling of misogyny, you will somehow destabilize their whole world.

>>9197970
This anon gets it. I find it really sexy when a man can just aknowledge that I'm a woman and knows how those work instead of going full stronk and independent.

>>9197942
> All of the oil and cheese
> Fucking Salad
Such is life in Burgerland

>>9197984
>full stronk and independent.

I've found that those women are mostly fake & insecure as hell. They fall apart & cry at the first challenging thing they face.

Its just an act overcompensating & trying too hard to be something they're not.

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>>9197992
That's nothing. Come to germany, we have sausage salats which are more or less sausage, mayonnaise and pickles.

>>9197819
Will you be my boyfriend?
-t. biological female

>>9198054
That's the wurst excuse for a salad I've ever seen.

>>9198057
Yes please. I live in Miami.

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>>9198064

>>9198070
Midwest here :/
Post discord anyway if you have one.

>>9197970

>intimate knowledge of what your wife likes and dislikes

Implying you and her share the same brain. I don't give a fuck how long you've been together, you can't connect to her senses, her stomach, her brain, her body.

>>9198089
I don't have one, but [email protected] and can go from there. I grew up in Chicago.

>>9198091
Sure you can. If you life together for 10 years you become "one". And even if she wants pizza instead of a hamburger, who cares? It's not like she will die from it, on the contrary, most women like to being made to do something or just use it as a way of teasing her, soft D/s style. Woman aren't that complex. To be fair, most men are neither.

>>9197125
you fucking stupid, greedy bitch. So you think a man feeding you food that he pays for, that he ordered for himself, is a "sexy move"? How about I suggest a "sexy" move for you: as your leaning over with your wallet to pay for both of our meals, you pretend to fall and start sucking my dick under the table.

>>9198166
>don't want to cause a bigger bill
>reee greedy bitch how dare you make a subtle move on a date

It's like you lost your way to /r9k/, my dear little robot.

I remember seeing this adressed in "the office", if she orders the most expensive thing, it means she has to put out, she obviously didn't want to sleep with OP

>>9198178
Oh how considerate of you to just assume the man is paying for everything and therefore you kindly reduce the bill that he is paying for 100% of. What a saint you are.

>>9198166
>as your leaning over with your wallet to pay for both of our meals, you pretend to fall and start sucking my dick under the table.
Actually, I did both. I like to pay for my stuff and suck dick. Still, most men want to pay to show me they can provide. Nothing you can know about.

>>9198183
Better safe than sorry. I always sincerely offer to pay for both or at least for my stuff but if the guy wants to pay, at least it's just a small salat and a glass of water. Please work on your autism.

i just ate an entire jar of cheese dip, i'll be your date.

>>9198187
Then you're basically ordering the cheapest thing in case he actually takes you up on your offer to pay for your own food. So you're just cheap.

>>9198197
>no matter what you do
I'm cheap, yeah. I rather buy stuff myself and cook a dinner for my man than spend money on some frozen shit and tip. Something most men know to appreciate in a traditional woman. Why spend more than you have to? Just to show off? I rather go and make a picknick.

But let me guess, I'm somehow still a greedy roastie. Work on your bait.

>>9198184
So you paid for both meals, and then sucked his dick? No you did not. Stop using the internet to try to shill for your gender, or at least come up with more believable stories.

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>>9198204
I did. Although it was just a couple coffees and hot chocolates, but the dick sucking was good enough for a LTR.

>>9198202
No man alive is going to insist on taking you out to a restaurant if you suggest dinner at your place (or his).

You're a typical, stupid woman. You like going out to dinner and having people see you with your man, but also pretending that he basically forced you to go out and you don't really like it. Stick your head up your vagina and drown.

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>>9198221
Yeah, I'm sure going to invide an unknown man into my house from the internet before meeting in a public place. Gee, why did I know you never actually dated?

>>9198215
ah, so the story changes: what you paid for was coffee (like $2) and not dinner (a lot more than $2).

Still, honestly I don't believe you.

>>9198231
OK so then suggest a picknick. You said you loved picknicks. I refuse to believe you have ever had a problem suggesting a picknick as a date and having the man insist on buying you dinner instead.

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>>9198235
Nah, it was one of those small delicacy shops which make actually fresh hot chocolate from real cocoa (nice stuff and very comfy), so it was more 20€ all included. Worth it. The most expansive meal I ever ordered was gyros for 15€ and only because my ex insisted, because he actually wanted to show me off.

>I refuse to believe you have ever had a problem suggesting a picknick
Most did go out with me, or we picked straberries at the local farm, gone to the beach or stuff like that. Do you really think every woman just wants your shekels? Go out and meet some actual 3D ones.

>>9198250
OK let's pretend I actually believe what you're saying about yourself (I don't, but for the sake of argument let's pretend).

Do you honestly believe that my characterization of women comes from not having met any? Like, do you actually think most women are the way you describe yourself? I can't fathom for even a second that you believe that, unless you yourself have never met any women.

>>9198270
>Do you honestly believe that my characterization of women comes from not having met any?
Nah, but probably mostly the wrong kind. I'm from eastern europe and been brought up poor, so I'm probably not your big city babe. I never buy new stuff and rather sew or make do. Look out for quality women and you will see that you can't just generalize it. Don't go on Tinder or how that stuff is called and think you will harvest non-whores.

I know all the Molymeme stats and follow the bigger MGTOW channels, to reflect on female nature and work my own flaws out. I know there are many trash women, but sadly speaking as someone which dated for the right guy quite a while it's just as hard to find quality men (although everyone her will claim to be one). So it goes both ways.

>all these people complaining about women ordering expensive food

The expensive items are the good ones, the steak and shellfish and stuff. I don't understand people who go to restaurants and buy shit like pasta.

>>9196847
>complain about dates you never had and women you never met in a cooking related board
is this your friday night plan anon?
why don't you just kill yourself
your family will be happier without you and you know it

>>9196891
This. This is a bit from Kevin Hart.

When did this board become /r9k/

>>9198323
Spoken like a true pleb.
Let me guess, going to red lobster is a special treat for you right?

>>9198775
when you posted

>>9196918
Kek

>>9196903
It's like a quiz. Like 'how much attention have you been paying to what I eat so you don't order something I hate?'.
It means she's getting serious, at least the way I figure it.

>>9198978
you're probably right, and shit like this is why I deeply hate women

>>9199023
Not to jump the gun, but it sounds like the female equivalent to 'make me a sandwich'
>Do this easy thing for me so I can test your taste and devotion to me

>>9198798
If you can afford to go to better restaurants than Red Lobster, why are you being a stingy cunt about ordering the most expensive thing on the menu?

>>9197065
that menu is total cancer

cant even read half of it with those colors/fonts and the hyperlinks floating over the whole thing, obscuring half the words.

fuck.

>>9197717
shes afraid of being seen as fat or getting fat by eating it

fatty fat fuck

>>9196847
Women feel guilty having their own food. I don't let my gf order any food. She had to ask permission to eat, and that way she's happy and knows her place. You'd be surprised how much women like it

>>9197970

Dude I told you I have been in the habit of ordering for my last four girlfriends, you can use my scenario as a springboard to proselytise about male assertiveness if you want but stop making me out to be a counter example.

>>9197084
Seating is awful, clearly don't give a shit about customer experience.

>>9197065
>>9197075
>>9197084
What a shithole
>ok, let's do the photos for the menu
>hmmm, there's something missing
>I know – sneak a Converse-clad foot into shot
>much better, just don't forget to put that virtue signalling part about Syrian refugees
I'd rather go to KFC. (And I hate KFC.)

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>>9200501
If I walked into that place I'd just leave. I have zero tolerance for this type of bullshit anymore.

>>9200501
>virtue signalling part about Syrian refugees
Took a while for me to find it. You mean the bag in the corner, right? Stupid virtue signaling leftists

>>9197942
I mean, IF you add that shit.

>>9197088
>>9197084
Well a restaurant with no fat fucks seems like a nice idea though

>>9197773
You know you can take it home right?

Its a submission thing. Light heartedly scold her then let her have some to show you are in control

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>>9196847
It's a subconscious test if you are willing to share with/provide for her. Paying for the food later doesn't register with the mammalian brain, it needs more straightforward evidence.

It means she already sees you as a potential partner and just needs to know if you'll give her food when she's vulnerable while pregnant with your offspring and unable to get her own food.

Simple biology. And obviously, you failed the test, your mammalian part would let her starve before giving some of your food.

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>work from home while making dinner
>text gf
>hey, do you want some of this?
>"no thanks i'll make something myself"
>she comes home later
>eats half of my food off my plate

>we go out and eat somewhere
>she has a mint tea, I have a Belgium triple
>she drinks half of my beer
>food comes in
>she eats from my plate, repeatedly

>grocery shopping
>occasionally take crisps and cookies for with tea/coffee
>gf over
>make dinner
>she eats a whole fucking Pringles can
>eats very little of it, and wonders why she's having stomach pain
>somehow my fault, because I didn't cook the cauliflower "right"

>gf over
>she cooks dinner
>makes a loaf with ham, egg, veggies, etc etc etc
>usually help her but was working from home and had work to finish
>eat dinner with her, was a little raw but tasted nice so didn't think any of it
>hour later
>stomach cramps and vomit uncontrollably
>foodpoisoning.exe
>gf completely unscathed, and ate more than I did
>sick for days
>"You have such a weak stomach, anon!"
>mfw

>>9200501
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>>9200706
I wish I had as much time as /pol/ does to thoroughly scan photos to find things that trigger them

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Anyone even touches my food and they better expect some bad shit to happen.

gif related

>>9200778

You have found a gains goblin anon.

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>>9200753
What the actual fuck we arent animals. As a women who doesn't go to fancy places a lot, (i probably wouldn't get a salad tho) but maybe she felt intimidated by the menu and didn't know what to get and would feel bad about getting something she didn't like, so she stuck with what she knew. Then she saw how good ops meal looked and wanted to try some, simple as that.

>>9201831
How can you be intimidated by a menu? Are women retarded?

fancy restaurants have fancy salads. nothing wrong with eating them.

>>9201881
Maybe shes not from a cultured family and the fanciest place she knows is olive garden and apple bees?

>>9196870
post boypussy

>>9200735
And I don't. I'm aware of the calories in dressing.

More often this is a lunch scenario, which I just don't want to eat much in general, especially if I had breakfast. I can't keep up with my boyfriends eating.

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>>9196847
It's funny because with the girl I'm dating it's kinda like the opposite situation.

>She tries to act edgy, buys a huge-ass plate of ribs or something similar
>I order a lean meat because I'm cutting
>She eats two ribs from her plate, she's full
>Asks for my help
>I end up eating both plates
Fine by me

>>9196870
Your BF sounds like a man that has not only learned to pick his battles, but turned it around into a positive experience for both of you. Cool dude.

I've been serving for about 22 years, starting in the foxholes and worked up to fine dining, and I've noticed lately that alot of the 21-28 age group of both men and women have a really hard time just letting shit go for the greater good. You gotta save those showdowns for when it's really important that you be heard. I bet this is partly why there seems to be so many more single people around (among other reasons, of course). Like OP.

>>9200753
No, it's a dominance test. Have you ever dated a girl who orders a, say, a sweet tea everytime you're out? So, after about 20 times of her ordering a sweet tea, you order FOR her and say "I'll have a water, she'll have a sweet tea." Then all the sudden it's "WAIT HOLD DEAR I feel like a coke tonight" because she's a stronk independent womyn and you're asserting that she's a kept woman? So she decides it's time to embarrass you in front of the cute waitress.

That shit. That is dominance play. Swiping food off your plate is the same thing. She's trying to knock you down a peg and deny you the position at the top. Either that, or she already feels like she controls you and is just reinforcing that. Usually the latter.

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>>9197010
solid

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>>9203191
I can't tell if this is trolling or some 12 year old that actually internalized and believes this crap anymore.

>>9203243
>never dated a woman that refused to submit to even basic romantic interaction practiced for centuries.

Just like all the jokes you hear about women refusing to have doors held open for them. Do you really need the reason explained? Wait, your posting with pictures of anime, nevermind.

>>9203276
I'm sure some are like that, but many are not. If you say this behavior of having a bite is always some kind of dominance test, I think your making an irrational generalization. If you think this poorly of all women, I think you're going to have a really lonely life. I hope you grow out of it and find someone that proves you wrong.

>>9196987
>get mad if they eat leaf trash
>get mad if they eat something good

the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>9197079
>not taking her out for coffee or a walk in the park so you can focus on talking

Pleb

>>9203356
Best thing about coffee is if it doesn't go well, don't have to be there as long.

>>9196847

What's your username on AO3? I want to follow you so I can know when the next chapter of this fanfiction comes out.

>>9196847
idk bout your particular woman, but mine likes to have a salad or soup as an appetizer, and after eating/during eating it if the waitress comes by she'll then order the main course. If I order something strange, she'll order her own food and then ask if she can have a bite of my plate to see if she'll like it. I guess she does that because she'd feel bad about ordering a whole plate and finding out to not like it.

>>9203363
This nigga knows.

>>9196847
whenever I go out to eat it is a very communal experience and everyone offers bites of their food to others. maybe you were raised wrong

>>9197040
>t. OP

>>9201674
Not /pol/ at all. Just quicker at reading than you.

You americans are so disgustingly greedy and gluttonous that instead of engaging in some of the oldest bonding exercises as sharing food, you guard your food like a ravenous animal. You care more about whats on your plate than sharing an experience with the other person eating with you, gf, wife, sister, family member or otherwise.
You should be ashamed of yourselves, you autistic faggots.

>>9200735
confirmed civilian
there isn't a fucking salad I've ever served without the customer specifically asking for no dressing that I would call healthy, and I've been cooking for 8 years at as many places. It's shitty of me, but I will bitch my friends out for talking this kind of shit about caesar salads

>>9204626
Give me all the food on your plate then, eurocuck. With that attitude it's no wonder you share your wife with Achmed

>>9205105
>Hey guys, it's okay to give your gf or wife a bite of food off your plate if she asks, it's sharing
>WOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING I -HAVE- TO JUST GIVE HER MY ENTIRE MEAL FUCK OFF

No wonder no one dates any of you frogposters

>>9205343
A frogposter literally got a date this thread.

>>9205386
he doesn't count because he seems nice

>>9197970
>understanding what a woman wants versus what she's willing to admit

rapey vibes.

>>9197065
>Dimes
I refuse to go to any place that has a Brunch menu. That's a sign it's frequented by yuppies who are gentrifying the neighborhood and the staff will charge you like $13 for eggs and toast.

>>9200753
i thank god every day that i wasn't conditioned to have such an autistic view of the other gender

>>9205428
i prefer to call it conquest mindset

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>>9196847
>ask women out on a date

Found the problem.

>>9196847
>Why do women do this?

It's a game. It has nothing to do with food. She's engaging you in play. It's part of the ritual. Play along, get your wick dipped later on. Don't be such an asshole.

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>>9205560
What about when my sister does that to me?

>>9205573
Just make sure to terminate the pregnancy if she gets knocked up and it's all good

Or move to another state and live as husband and wife, it's not like anyone is going to check

>>9196888
needs more yous

Roasties need a Patriarch for their own good

>>9196847
Are you literally fucking complaining about a girl who eats healthy and cheap?
Also people always like to have a try at what others are having its fucking normal you goddamn autist.

>>9200753
>doesn't register with the mammalian brain
>mammalian brain
>brain

I thought we were talking about women.

>>9196957
Get a load of this faggot

>>9205545
>faggot detected

>>9196847
You have to order first dip shit, she doesnt want to look like a fatass especially if you're Mr. Fitness and Health

>>9197592
/THREAD
You bunch of pansies

>>9201901
No fancy salad is worth the cost when eating a fancy place.

>not liking fancy salads
>being mad about someone wanting a taste of your food
They can be really good. There's a fancy-ish place a few towns over that I'll go to and order their signature salad. It's high quality.