>go to KFC >get Georgia Gold Tendies >fat ugly bitch

I think that's just someone being nice, not flirtatious behavior.

>>9194917

You weren't there, bitch.

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>>9194915
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>buy clean as fuck old bimmer
>area is so poor that driving an old bimmer makes you seem elite-class
>still go to jack in the crack for burgers at 3 am
>black girl working there: "ooooh das a nice car"
>flirts with me
>I should've hit the posie

Last time I went to KFC and got some tendies the black guy working there gave me a couple extra for me having to wait because they weren't ready. Does that mean he wanted the dick?

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>>9194958

Quite right. If that story is even true, which I doubt it is. Who lies on an anonymous Bulgarian Bologna Sandwich Meat discussion board?

>>9194958
Blacks are just chill like that man

>>9194915
>tfw you're so desperate for human contact that you assume someone doing their job means they want your junior sized peen

>go to KFC
>get Georgia Gold Tendies
>fat ugly bitch comes out, and tells me "The tendies were kind of small, so I added in an extra one"
>they were all regular sized, and she just gave me a free one
>she wanted the dick

>>9194958
I've heard the darkies have a fetish for little pink pee pees

>go to mcdonalds
>order 1 mchicken menu medium with an ice tea
>girl at register asks if I want some sauce with the fries
>say no
>order is done
>she quickly puts some mayonaise with my order
>i walk away

she wanted my mcD

One of the Mcdonalds near my house always does that
>Order couple dollar menu items back when they had good stuff
>Asked to pull to the side while order is being made
>Lady apologies for the wait when she brings my food and threw in 2 large fries

Another one
>Order from same McDonalds
>Get to window
>Black girl asks if I want a McFlurry and gives me a free one

I was paranoid as hell about that McFlurry.

>>9194986
Sucks you can never be chill around them tho

>>9195118
Ehh sometimes you can, depends on the situation

Me personally I can't be chill around anyone unless I've spent some time with them (an hour give or take) until then I'm too hyperaware

>go to kfc
>chicken not actually fried in Kentucky

>>9195262
wrong thread, friendo

>>9194927
dat AIDS doe

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>>9195228
>I subber from social memexity
How are you ever going to get a job if you cant communicate with people

>>9194927
most normies are badge whores and know nothing about cars. People comment on my $12k 2007 lexus all the time even though they drive some new slush box that was twice as much as my car.

>>9194915
That happened to me except it was an ice cream at mcdonalds. I didn't eat it cause I was worried she was pranking me and stuck up her vagina or something.

>>9194915
georgia gold tendies are gross

why the fuck do they come with pickles

>Go to Popeyes for the first time ever
>Order a $5 box
>Uhh, we all out of [whatever chicken it normally has], will tenders be ok?
>Sure whatever
>You want a 10% discount cause of that?
>...sure?
>Okay please pull forward!
>Cashier is a 7 ft black tranny with one of those skrillex haircuts and bright green eyeshadow
>Very clearly the only employee working the entire place
>Didn't get the discount
>Gave me three extra pieces of chicken and an extra biscuit
Still never going back there, that was fucking werid

>>9195278
My dad got offended at me when I told him a Lexus wasn't a fancy car

>>9195276
98% of office jobs only require you to sit awkwardly in a meeting every now and again, the rest of the time its staring at a computer monitor.

>>9194915
>most people are dicks
>someone is nice to you and you talk shit about her on a Cambodian sock weaving forum

Maybe you should kill yourself, OP.