Name 1 (one) food that wouldn't taste better if you

>>9191224
no thanks memer.

>>9191224
>wouldn't taste better
bacon.

bacon can't taste better than bacon. checkmate atheists.

>>9191232
If you add bacon to bacon you get more bacon which makes it better. Nice try though.

>>9191224
It makes whatever you cook taste like bacon and overpowers the fuck out of anything. Off the top of my head, a roast turkey would be better off without it.

>>9191224
Any sweets. Bacon with sugary treats is disgusting.
>Sweet and salty
There's a time and a place for that, and it's not with bacon.

>>9191238
No, it tastes the same. Whether or not it would be better, it wouldn't TASTE better. You're just moving the goal posts, brainlet.

>>9191224
cereal

>>9191250
in this opinion: faggot

>>9191224
caprese salad

>>9191224
anything that you don't want to taste like bacon

kimchi

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Ice cream that's been gooified by being microwaved.

pizza

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>>9191250
You are objectively wrong.

steak

>>9191224
do Americans really eat bacon?

sushi

>>9191299
Where in the world don't people eat bacon?

>>9191303
t. angry Amerilard
kek

smellin like bacon

>>9191303
the middle east?

>>9191303
First world countries, where people care about their health.
Japan, Canada, West Europe, etc.

seafood

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>>9191305
Where are you from?

>>9191309
I've lived in Japan and they fucking love bacon there.

>>9191309
Canadians eat bacon. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>9191309
I don't think you've been to any of those countries

>>9191303
France and Italy because why the fuck would you eat bacon when you could have ham instead?
If it's the fried aspect you like, you can do that with ham and olive oil too, and it tastes incredible.

>>9191303
literally everywhere, you fat retarded Amerishit

ALRIGHT GUYS
the great debate:
>crispy, thin bacon
or
>thick floppy bacon
AND NO YOU CANT SAY THICK CRISPY BACON FUCK YOU THERES NO SUCH THING

>>9191246
I've barded a roast turkey with bacon. It was pretty fucking good.

>>9191378
thin
what the hell is it even a debate?

>>9191378
both of them are disgusting. you make me sick amerifuck cunt

>>9191375
Name a single country where people don't eat bacon. Where do you live?

>>9191295
I've had filet mignon wrapped in bacon. It works very well.

>>9191382
you'd be surprised

>>9191378
Thin and crispy has no flavor. Thick is the only way to go. Most storebought "thick" bacon isn't cut thick enough.

>>9191317
Glorious nihon

>>American "bacon"
the only thing more reddit than this is sriracha

>>9191309
>canadians don't eat bacon
>back bacon is literally called canadian bacon

Nice try.

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>>9191299

Not as much as the stupid bacon meme would lead you to believe. In my family bacon was a once a week thing on sunday morning, you got like 3 entire strips of bacon and some decent pancakes.

If there's something terrible for you Americans are guilty of eating too much of beyond alcohol it's probably actually cheese.

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milkshake

Vegemite sandwich

>>9191224
I ordered bacon wrapped shrimp once. I ended up eating them separately. They're both good on their own and don't compliment each other well.

>>9191224
Bacon really really isn't that good.

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>>9191474
Go away australia.

>>9191299
I'm American and I don't like bacon. Or any pork products, really.

>>9191378
You can get some parts of thick cut up to crispy. The narrow parts. But the rest will still be a bit chewy. Thin and crispy takes too many strips to be satisfying.

>>9191488
fuck off snowflake

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>>9191488
Are you also an "American" who happens to speak fluent Urdu?

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>>9191224
Bang's root beer with thyme

>>9191632
i thought it said barqs

>>9191743
you're both wrong, it actually says bargs

>>9191224
Any food would be better if a lazy, shitty cook added bacon to it.

>>9191507
>I am america
No bitch, you're just AN american
I hate shit that tries to portray America as the shining beacon of diversity and 3rd world immigrants.

>>9191749
That doesn't even make sense

>>9191299
>>9191375
t. Muhammad

>>9191309

Not sure if dumb bait or actual retardation.