>tfw costco has $3 off hot dog special and they pay you to

>rent is $700 a month
>about $1 per hotdog taken
>walk into Costco, one thing on your mind
>make a beeline to the meat area
>begin filling your cart with hotdogs
>go to checkout
>the worker at checkout shits himself
>cum as he has to hand you $700 dollars

>>9189455
>rent is 700 a month
Hello flyover shitter. I live in a real place with city people and pay 2500 for a studio. Eat my ass rural and suburban retards.

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>>9189509
>being proud of being cucked into a tiny living space for an outrageous price.
Good goy

>>9189509

...Why are you bragging about paying way more for rent? Why is paying 3x more for rent a thing to feel awesome about?

>>9189392

Also this seems completely false

>>9189509
>literally cucked out of his money by blown up rent prices
Are you sure you know who is the retard here?

>>9189392
Kill yourself frogposter

>>9189509
this is good bait

>>9189509
>city near the coast
>25 million or so people
>population of rest of U.S is 300 million
If most people fly outside of the U.S. at one point in their lives, then you live in the actual flyover state.

Coastal people live their lives defined by people they claim to hate. Weird.

>>9189509
>Pays 2500 for a tiny ass place to live when he could spend the extra money on escorts and cocaine/mdma
>everyone else is retarded.
Really made me think.

>>9189509
>I live in a shithole and pay 5x as much to do so

Coastcucks are so cute since they are permanently butt blasted

>>9189521
Thiss

>>9189509
Kek, I have a house on 70 acres paid for at 28. I don't even know the fucking neighbors. I can go any city I want any time I want and raise hell, then come home and sleep it off without one motherfucker bothering me.

You ain't shit, boy.

Why do coasties keep getting BTFO today?

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>>9189509
being mad that i get a fucking 2 bedroom with a 1 car garage for a 700$ with a yard and no close neighbors

kektackular

>>9189392
put those hot dogs up your asshole you faggot

>>9191805
Because they wanna run their mouth but ain't got shit to back it up.

>making 80k a year and still being a broke-ass bitch
But I sure ain't flyover!!!111