why has no fast food place been able to copy the perfection that

Burger king has better fries.

But I fucking hate BK.

>>9186035
Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puhkT7K3qm0

>>9186028
They stopped being good after vegetarians had a tantrum about the oil not being 100% vegetarian.

Also, they're really just not that good, even if by miracle you manage to get them still warm. It's all in your head.

>>9186028
God damn could my mom get me my shit back in the day. If I could even live one day as er my balls would have callouses.
The other day I asked for 4 mcdoubles and four mcchickens with two applepies when she was on break from work. She got the food and wove through traffic.
She banged lots of guys in her youth. Either way once the food was brought to me and I was fading out, she looks at me and says
"I knew he would have a great time". She banged so many guys it is crazy. I love my mom.