anyone else pretend they're on a cooking show/documentary

My cooking is pretty shit
Sometimes I pretend I'm Ja/ck/

>>9185968
My roomates have filmed me when I'm cooking for a party.

I enjoy explaining what I'm doing and why, but I move like I'm in the midst of a kung fu fight scene... flying around from station to station, dodging wayward guests, and occasionally gently nudging them out of harms way.

>>9185968
i do this exact thing with my [spoiler]girlfriend[/spoiler] and she both hates it and finds it hilarious

>>9185968
I mean, sort of. I have a habit of narrating a lot of things I do, and I do a lot of baking so I repeat the ingredients and measurements out loud to myself a lot.

>>9187121
Same here, i like cooking like that. it usually blows people's minds since they can't cook for shit.

I pretend I'm on a cooking show when I masturbate.

>>9187586
What sauce do you use for this dish?

>>9187586
Curious, I pretend to masturbate when I'm cooking.Nothing says ''Bon appetit '' better than a hand jerk gesture and orgasmic moans .

mostly all I make is soup and I just throw everything into a big pot and turn it on

if it was a cooking show it'd be the most boring cooking show on earth

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>>9187586

>"fukui-san, what did the chef say he was doing with those diced octopus tentacles?"

>>9185968
i pretend that there are people over and im cooking for them
sometimes i bring snacks and beer and appologise to no one for dinner taking so long