>Recipe calls for an onion, finely chopped
>pic related
I fucking abhor cutting up these stupid niggers.
>>9183628
get a food processor, you poorfag retard
>>9183628
Just add some water to onion powder and call it a day.
>>9183628
You need a thread for this you fucking retarded nigger?
>>9183628
see these?
they cost 10 bucks in the kitchenware section
you fucking nigger
>>9183628
Fucking asshole
>>9183671
im telling alton brown on you
>>9183628
Keep a lit candle by your board, use a sharper knife, buy better onions grown in less-sulfurous ground, throw onions in cold water right after chopping.
>>9183717
>believing in superstitions just to cut onions
>spending $350 on a mini katana just to cut onions
>wasting wads of cash monthly for a dubious product designed to rob innocent consumers
>providing a solution that literally doesn't work because painful particles will reach your eyes and nose faster than you can cut them unless you replace your hand with a prosthetic dicer
>>9183628
Sharpen your knife and learn how to cut an onion efficiently. It's pretty easy.
>>9183628
how do you suck so much at cutting? even kids have no problems with chopping up an onion