>mfw hate summer because too hot to cook >mfw love cooking

>tfw your thread goes to page 10 with only 1 reply

>tfw your thread goes to page 10 with only 2 replies

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>>9183436
>I'm disappointed my son is a huge faggot
t. dad

>>9183436
i used a rice cooker a lot in the summertime, because it doesn't radiate as much heat beyond just whats needed to cook in the appliance itself. also a microwave.

you gotta get creative, my man.

>>9183436
Nigga i eat Huy Fong sriracha while its +100°F. What's your fucking excuse?

>have air conditioner
>cook whatever I want whenever
>most heat pumps are at least 300% efficient so it doesn't cost much more

>>9183436
>>mfw never learned to bbq because no dad

Well seeing how much of a whiny little bitch you are, no wonder your father left that dried up drunk slut you grew up calling "mom".

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>>9183502
I live in the Pacific northwest so literally nowhere has air conditioning because nobody needed it until global warming happened a few years back

>>9183497
I also have vinegary foods when it's hot. Also when it's cold.

What's your point?

>>9183517
My point is OP is a whiny little faggot with daddy issues.

>mfw 65f inside because I'm not a yuropoor who refuses to buy an air conditioner "because it's only hot 8 months of the year" then complains about it being hot all year while making ">Do Americans really" threads to feel better

>tfw no perpetual Spanish winter

>>9183436
My fucking sides that picture

>>9183436
use the grill! it's easy!

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>>9183436
>never learned to barbecue because no dad
Nigga, the fuck? Didn't you have grandparents?
My granddad at least taught me how to make a good breakfast by having me help out with men's breakfast at church and how to barbecue when I came over for holidays
That there is a real shame.

>>9183892
Isn't that the same as a bbq

>>9183939
I have a grandma but no grandpa
I was raise by women

>>9184956
It shows. Teach yourself.

>>9183533
spanish is a fucking boiling piece of shit this times of the year

>>9185056
Well son, I'll give you a few basic tips.
>acquire decent meat
>add a nice rub or barbecue sauce (or both)
>acquire grill (propane or charcoal)
>light grill
>get it nice and hot
>put your meat on there and let it cook
>plate and serve
It's really easy anon, watch a YouTube video or something. If you don't already have a grill, I suggest you save up and buy yourself a pellet grill, just got one and the thing is awesome. Good models can go all the way from a low heat smoke to baking at 500 degrees. Smoked some chicken on it the other day, had a really good crust, and a savory smoky flavor. Gonna do ribs tonight, and a pizza on Friday. Good shit anon.

>>9185158
Why did you reply to me? I appreciate the (You) though. Also fuck propane for BBQing use lumpwood charcoal – never "brickettes", never "easy light" coal and never firelighters.

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>>9183436
you can do great eats without heat, mane

>>9183436
Fuck off back to /pol/

>>9185235
1/10 apply yourself

>>9184472
NO

>>9185578
Why

>>9185223
it looks like you cut open an everest corpse

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>>9183514
>until just global warming just magically happened a couple year back

iMA IN aRIZONA 100+ fer te longest time ye whiny Biznitches......... @3am

>>9183436
Why not just boil your hotdogs and chicken?

>>9184472
Yes it is, unless you're from Texas...And as we all know, the only things that comes out of Texas are Steers and Queers and you don't sound like a cow...

>>9183514
Get a portable air condition. Bought one from home depot a couple years back for a couple hundred bucks. I love it.

Get a paint scraper as your bbq patty flipper.
Wait untill meat is sufficiently brown on both sides and put herbs of your choice on it. Serve in hamburger.

Thats how you bbq