>oh hey anon glad you came over to our party, let's go

>>9182049
>oh hey I'm faggot OP and I'm from reddit

File: 1500320811386.jpg (63KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 500x667px

>>9182063
>being this butthurt over superior culinary skills

>hurr durr white ppl smdhtbh oogabooga bix nood kangz
It's staged

>>9182073
Those eggs look so shitty.
And fucking ketchup?!

>>9183518
That's popcorn you blind retard

>>9182049
What am I even looking at here? A scene from Hook?

>that photoshoot where some cunty little millennial fag straight out of his faggy art college wasted hundreds of dollars worth of perfectly edible food to make old hat jokes about flyover food because he's mad his dead Okee grandpa said "the n-word" around him when he was ten or some shit.
Makes me so mad I piss boiling hot blood every single time. I really really hate it.

>>9182049
Is this from that sad basement meetup?

Minnesota just legalized Sunday liquor sales and I saw a sad looking guy there Sunday zombie shuffling into the liquor store at the grocery store :(

>>9182049
Isn't that a /ck/ meetup?

Yeah, this board is a bunch of weird single old guys and alcoholics.

>>9182049
some madman actually made the koolaid chicken? wonder how it tastes

>>9183801
Textbook definition of projecting right here

>>9183840
I've see the whole set pf photos, it's just jokes about Midwestern dads being uncool and flyover food being disgusting.
Everybody already fucking knows dads aren't cool and the Midwest makes ugly inedible casserole. It's glib horseshit to retread that ground and it's not a funny joke to waste food, it's simply grotesque.
It's not even directed evocation done well, I'm not disgusted with the imagined circumstances I'm disgusted with the sly cunt setting up his gross dad spread.

It's a bunch of old guys who meet up to do this as a joke, they partake in the worst food they can imagine on purpose because it's amusing to them, everyone ITT is retarded.

>>9183868
>its totally fine and acceptable to do this as long as it's being done ironically

You're fucking retarded

>>9183874
I'm not a hipster fag so I don't get mad at things people do that doesn't effect me in the slightest. I don't give a flying fuck what a bunch of 45-55 year old dorks in Wisconsin or some shit do to have a good time.

It's not different than the frat boys who shove marshmallows up each others assholes, are you gonna blow a gasket over that too because they're wasting precious mallows that could feed the starving youth?

>>9182049
Dibs on the Bacardi.
Enjoy your blue turkey.

>>9183808
There is a liquor store inside a grocery store?

>>9183801
>>9183861
t. flyover Drompf voter

>>9182049
> That Halvah

Damn. My mouth's watery from looking at it while laying in the bed.

>>9184287
Attached but not the same store. They need to be separate here.

>>9184285
Why is the turkey blue tho

>>9182049
Someone decided to hoard all the melon and replace it with much cheaper caramel corn?

>>9184304
It hatched from an Easter egg

>>9183520
That picture is great to identify newfags and phoneposters

Do Americans really eat this?

>>9184294
I live in a big city and I hate it so, so much.

File: IMG_0870.png (303KB, 678x556px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 678x556px

>>9182049
Post yfw you realize the cake says getty images

>>9184371
Except he got reverse baited