/UK/ here. I want to drink in basically a skyrim tavern.

>>9178258
Anon that pic is very disturbing please don't

>>9178258
you can start by not having sex with rats.

>>9178258
Get shithammered and pretend

>>9178258
sleepy ratty :3

>those fingernails
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

>>9178258
Where in UK?

There's a couple in the town I'm in.

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Find a bar with that gimmick. Pic related is close, but they only serve beer and are in minnesota. Hammerheart brewing

>>9178258
go to your random discotheque and pretend it's one
I do the same, but with Baldurs Gate
imagination is a power

>>9178258
Buy his game

>>9178310
Where?

>>9178258
what the fuck is that thing

>Take train ticket to Paris
>Go to le dernier bar avant la fin du monde (the last bar before the end of the universe)
>One flour is medieval themed
>Drink a life potion and a mana potion
>Realise there are themed bars in England too, fucking use google
>Drown your sorrows in a Gargleblaster.

>>9178258
Go to a nearby shitty town with only 1 bar where all the regulars stare at you like you're an intruder.

Then ask what beers are on tap and no matter what he says just slowly sigh and ask for the shittiest sounding one. Then slowly drink it in the corner of the pub while staring out the window, knowing full well everyone is talking about the stranger.

>>9178448
a feminine penis

>>9178482
i don't think i'd get along with anyone who enjoys a place like this.

>>9178732
fuck off faggot

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>>9178258
Buy a plane ticket to the US

>>9179464
Well, Mount & Blade tavern. Close enough.

>>9178448
>>9178732
THat is very clearly a rat. I don't know what you guys are getting all in a hissy about.