>Sir, I'm gonna need to see your receipt. We have reports

>>9175336
Bitch I used my EBT for dis!

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>>9175395
>Hands behind your head sir!

>>9175336
I already threw away the receipt, didn't think i'd need it.

>>9175336
what are you bitching about OP?

>>9175423
I DINDU NUFFIN, WUCHOO DEWN?!

It wouldn't happen to me because I don't shoplift.

If I left my receipt at the store, I would explain that to the officer and offer to have them follow me back to the store.

AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH
MY WINDOW IS WOUND ALL THE WAY UP WHICH MEANS I DO NOT CONSENT TO TALKING TO YOU
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN PLEASE GET AWAY YOU ARE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS
CAN I GO
AM I BEING DETAINED
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO HOSTILE I AM JUST A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN ENACTING MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS YOURE NOT DETAINING ME SO LET ME GO
IM GOING TO NEED TO SEE A SEARCH WARRANT

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>>9176279
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR

>>9176245
Sorry sir but we have footage of you walking through the checkout line without paying for the case of water on the bottom of the cart. Let's take a little trip down to the station

>>9176279
>SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
best clowns around

>>9177085
cuck

Does that really happen in America?

>>9177098
only if you don't tip your cashier

>>9177314
How much do you tip tho? 5%, 10%? Does that include the voluntairy donation to a selected charity?

>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck
>>9177085
cuck

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>>9176279

>>9175336
>not ringing up your entire shopping cart as bananas

>>9177968
>Not ringing everything up as 99 cent lollipops

>>9177968
Why is it always bananas?
They're not the cheapest per pound are they?

>>9178573
not sure, my guess would be potatoes

>>9175336
They took away our self checkout here, I think because naggers were stealing too much.

:(

>>9178807
why would you ever use the self-checkout unless you wanted to do what >>9177968 said

>>9177968
Oh, Walmart dosn't have security cameras or those shoplifting alarms by the door. Silly me.

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>>9175336
A cook.

>shoplifting
What are you, poor?

>>9178881
If I check myself out then I'm basically doing someone's job for them, so shouldn't I be compensated for my labor?

>>9176279
Try this on the street and see what happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8npUw6Uv7I

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>>9175336
*at the police station*
SIR ARE YOU HIDING MORE UNBOUGHT ITEMS IN YOUR ANUS?
*police officer puts on gloves*

>>9180050
only one way to find out ;)