QUICK!!! Give me you best guacamole recipe. Have in my mind

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>>9172154
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>>9172154
Step one: boil the avocado for twenty minutes.

>>9172159
xDDD

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>>9172154
you can only get this in certain parts of america

avocados, tomatoe, onions/scallions, hot pepper, lime juice

just mix that shit together and you are done
its literally that easy

>>9172154
I am lazy so I just crush the avo and add lemon juice and salt and pepper to taste. It has to be high quality salt and fresh cracked black pepper. Lemon can be swapped with lime if that's your preference.

>>9172154
go ask Jeb

>>9172154
mash avocado with lime or lemon juice, add pico de gallo or salsa fresca or any kind of salsa

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>>9172154
If you don't want meme ingredients you would literally need to remove avocado.

Half an onion, one green chili pepper, and a good handful of cilantro/coriander. Finely chop them, then grind together in a mortar and pestle or with the edge of your knife on the chopping board. A pinch of course salt helps with grinding.

Mix the resulting paste with two avocados and the juice of one lime. Season to taste, and wa la.

>>9172154
Avocado, garlic, scallions, lime juice, serrano or jalapeno pepper, salt. That's it. No substitutions. No additions. Make it this way or don't make it at all.

>>9172320
Avocado has been an everyday food for me my whole life. Why are other gringos suddenly obsessed with them? I don't eat them much anymore because I'd rather spend the money and calories on other stuff.

>>9172154
Boi avocado some vinegar onion and tomato and done (you can blend it all together or make onion dices and the tomato too)

>>9172326
It's energy dense but "healthy" because it's a "vegetable". Avocado is mayonnaise without the guilt.

>>9172326
Cause they're fucking tasty. Granted, if it hadn't become a meme I might not have had a reason to try it, but I do enjoy them. It's a fast and easy breakfast and guac is is great too.

I also don't eat them as much anymore cause I've had to rein in my food budget, meanwhile quality in the local store has gone down.

>>9172330
>vinegar

2 hass avocados
1 tomato
1 garlic clove
1 scallion (both the white and green parts)
squeeze of lemon/lime
black pepper
salt

Chop everything and mix

Cumin. Do not forget this. Your guacamole will be pretty boring without it.
Avacado, tomato, onion, garlic, lemon/lime juice, cumin, salt.