I turn 21 tomorrow, what kinda booze should I get? I've

>living in america
>drinking age 21
that place is so fucked up

mikes hard lemonade, you fag

drink more beer until you like it, also just get vodka and mix it into anything

>>9171216
A bullet

>>9171230
Isn't that a faggy drink?

>>9171233
I only had bud light, should I try some craft beers or something?

what a coincidence OP, I turn 20 tomorrow. Happy birthday to us. I like kahlua a lot, get that, some vodka, some cream, make yourself a white russian. delicious.

>>9171238
>should I try some craft beers or something

You'd certainly have a better chance at enjoying it. I'd recommend not getting anything labeled as an IPA since it's definitely an acquired taste.

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>>9171216
Give this a crack, it'll set you straight.

>>9171235
A faggy drink for a faggy guy. If you don't like beer why are you even drinking

Get some margarita premix at the state store and get aunt-at-the-family-reunion drunk

>turning 21 tomorrow
Nice!

White Russians

Anything vodka. Especially the meme flavored ones

>>9171216
>I've tried beer and wine, I don't really like either.

It's not an obligation to drink because you're 21. If you don't like it, don't drink

ITT: Anons trying to give OP the worst hangover.

Just pick a beer and stick with that for a prolonged buzz

Just get some 50 year old military vodka out onto a tray, enjoy the nice hiss, and buy some fucking health insurance.

>>9171216
Serious reply here. Hard cider. All the not bitter of something like Mike's Hard without the feminine stigma.

>>9171216
Anon, you probably dont like beer because you had some cheap piss water Bud Light. If you're going to drink a beer, it should be as much for the taste as it is to get drunk.

If you like heavy tasking drinks with strong flavors (Black Coffee) then i recommend a stout like Guinness.

If you like lighter beers with a more watery, light taste, then I recommend an IPA.

Either way you should try to find the craziest microbrewed beer you can find and try it. A local bar in my home town sells an ale that is made with Peanut Butter and Jelly. That shit is still the best beer I've had to date.

>>9171407
I live in the north bay, is Lagunitas beer any good?

>>9171364
>without the feminine stigma.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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>>9171411
Yes.
Get Lil Sumpin' by lagunitas.
Also, get some stouts. I love Obsidian stout by Deschutes Brewery.

My favorite beers are 90 minute IPA by Dogfish Head Brewery, and Old Rasputin by North Coast Brewing

I love trying new beers, once you get into it it's very enjoyable

>>9171456
>tfw i drink cider
>tfw i just tell anyone who makes fun of me to fuck off

Being a faggy bitch about other people's drinks just opens you up to being called out on being a faggy bitch.

>>9171580
Is that before or after you put the tampon in?

vodka
pear cider

I'm turning 24 in a couple days. What should I have gotten done with my life at this point?

>>9171899
Before. I put the tampon in your girlfriend after we fuck so that you don't realize, she needs to rest anyway.

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>>9171902
>pear cider
There's a word for that.
Retard.

>>9172090
Don't realize what? That she's scissoring with a dyke?

>>9172111
Laugh all you want, you're still getting cucked.

>>9172113
>cucked
You must be 18 to post on this site.

>>9172114
You must to be 21 to drink cider :^)

>>9171216
If you really must drink like a child have a double southern comfort and lemonade

Fireball Whiskey

Get a bourbon or Irish whiskey and mix it with coke or ginger beer.
People won't call you a faggot because you're drinking hard liquor and it still tastes pretty good.

I present to you a drink that I came up with on a quiet Saturday night recently.

The Whiney Russian:
>3oz Cheap Chardonnay
>1oz Vodka
>¼oz Grenadine
>3oz Ginger Ale
>Add ice and stir

Get a good beer. Pay extra for it, a nice red ale.

>>9172498
Or make old fashioneds. Or go straight for the cheap swedish fish vodka.

I'm an alkie so I'll try anything except shitty tequila, gin, or bottom shelf $8 vodka that makes you want to kill yourself in the morning.

You're 21, get something the same age as you.

>>9171216
>not beer, not wine
Get an appletini, you faggot.

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>>9171580
Cider must be very different where I'm from than in the states. Not sure what "hard cider" is, but the typical cider drinker where I live looks like this.

>>9172475
Yes they will because only fags mix whiskey.

Coffee, instant, type 1. Nice!

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>>9172638
Yup.
Here's a classic cider drinker.

>>9172646
Worzels material there. I love West Country cider guys, they're fucking great to drink with.

>>9172645
Very fine granules, you'd expect this stuff to be hard as a rock. Nice!

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>>9171216
Drink 2 of these as fast as possible on an empty stomach

>>9171305

And I suppose you fell in love with beer after just one sip?

>>9172437
Doesn't that taste like red hots?

>>9173091
No but I didn't whine like a bitch neither nigga

>>9171216
Get yourself a big mason jar, add a couple bottles of hard cider and a few shots of Fireball for strength and enjoy. Have another bottle or two of cider, then just swig out of whatever bottle is nearby until you can no longer stand. Crawl outside and smoke a cigarette, just be careful to not light the filter.

>>9172858
that flavor legitimately tastes good
dangerous as fuck

>>9171216

Get some rum, some ginger beer and some lime juice and make Dark n' Stormies. Or just take shots of rum, it's pretty sweet and easy to get down relative to a lot of liquors.

Amaretto is very very sweet and still manages like a 20% alc content, if that's your thing.

Wild Turkey bourbon, and after every shot eat a slice of pickle.

The tequila thing where you take a shot and then lick salt off your hand and eat a slice of lime or whatever. I don't remember the order exactly, it's been a while, but I recall it being a good time afterwards.

>>9171225
>not having mudslimes kill me everyday
man I hate it here

>>9173485
No Muslims here anon.

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>>9173485
Try again, sharty.

>>9173196
Peach isn't too bad.

>>9171216
*laughs in german*

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>>9173485
>muh boogeyman europe crime

Yeah, we're sure a lot less likely to be murdered here in the US. Our unrestricted popguns sure are keeping down the homicide rate. Better clean our own house before shitting on others, faggot.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-vs-western-homicide-rates-2014-11

>>9172638
>>9172646
In the states the drinkinh age is 21, so guys tend to be faggots about alcohol and pick on people who don't just drink whatever the fuck everyone drinks. Personally, I grew up with alcohol, and just don't like beer. Every time I get shit on for drinking cider it's always some faggot drinking a light beer with a low ABV.

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>>9171544
>Get Lil Sumpin' by lagunitas

>ctrl+f
>no yuengling
op try it even though you "don't like beer", as far as liquor since you seem like a total noob I'd recommend a citrus vodka to get you started on the path of destruction. mix it with oj and you cant taste nothin

>>9173855
>lil sumpin
>not lil sumpin extra
>not lil sumpin wild

>>9173463
You hold the shot and put a little bit of salt on your hand below your thumb. Then hold a lime wedge or a bottle of lime juice in your other hand. You lick the salt off your hand, take the shot, then the lime.

>>9171216
Dale's Pale ale or Sierra Nevada Ale or Two Hearted Ale. Should be cold and pour it in a glass. If you want to get vodka, get Sobieski or Luksosowa. I don't know much about cheap whiskey. Tried whiskey, the decent ones, not my thing. My first craft beer was a boozey RIS. My favorite flavors of beer come from Lagunitas Night Time and Samuel Adams Octoberfest. Summer, I drink everything. 30 Beers for 15$ is a nice money saver. So find out if you like rolling rock, or miller high life, or some other lager. PBR gets a lot of hate for being good. When buying alcohol for special occasions just get the pricier shit. Doesn't matter much what it is. People will give stuff like Grey Goose shit, but most normies won't.

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>>9171216

LONG
ISLAND
ICETEA

thank me later.

>>9173859
Thanks for making absolutely no sense.

>>9171216
Happy birthday anon

>>9171216
keep drinking beer and wine until you like them

>>9173463
Seconding this post, would highly recommend everything here

>>9173463
>Amaretto is very very sweet
it tastes of bitter almonds

>>9174295

Agree. That's how people have been doing it for generations

>>9171235
If you're trying to get drunk, yeah. If you don't have a tolerance, and couple of Mikes Harder will put you on your ass if you're not careful. I dig me some Mikes or a good pack of Smirnoff Ice once in a while. I drink other shit like whiskey or hard root beer but I still enjoy the taste of a fruity drink.

>>9174012
Kamikaze has a cooler name desu

Tom Collins. Classic and delicious this is a good drink

OP here, I bought a trumer pils from a local Berkley brewery and a mikes harder lemonade. The beer tastes like piss, I threw it out. The lemonade was also piss but I drank all of it and now I'm pretty tipsy. Thanks /ck/

I never liked drinking. Even now at 24 i just find whatever drinks can cover up the wretched taste of rotting fruit and grain.

>>9175150
Mike's Harder lemonade is like drinking a hospital. The cranberry one is good. Shoulda drank 2 to get drunk.

Most people hate beer the first time. When my friend's brother had his 21st he didn't drink any beer either. I however drank 2 pitchers of Oberon and that was after barhopping.

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>>9171290
>recommending carlton dry instead of this

>tfw you'll never get wasted with Steve
no hiss

>>9171230
heartburn: the drink

>>9174295

this

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>>9171216
Just get some rum and coke and you're set for the evening

Senpai's been letting me have some booze at their place so long as I don't get hammered, and I didn't really like the taste of cerveza, so I just had cuba libres instead.
Turn 21 next year, myself.

nigga you turnin 21 and you gonna party with your guys, dont drink for the taste GET FUCKED UP
preferably with box wine

>>9175677
Australian beers fucking suck

Yeah you're 21 bro get fucked up.

For real though DRINK FUCKING WATER. The more hydrated you are the longer you can party. I would honestly recommend a big glass of water after every drink.

https://youtu.be/rIweKloIN0c

>>9175802
Yeh nah mate.
I unironically drink CUB beers. Great for long drinks sessions. Fuck hops.

>>9171235
Yeah, the perfect fit for someone who only tried some beer and wine before being fucking 21.
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

>>9171225
In reality our drinking age is the same as every other country, nobody in America follows that law.

>>9171216
dont drink at all
if you have to force yourself to like it you're lying to yourself like alot of other drinkers
and then you are just a faggot desperate for attention

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>>9175677
what the fuck is this? is it as expensive as a UDL or similar in price to a beer?

>>9175804
This guy knows the deal.
>>9171216
Just get some vodka and mix it with Sprite or something or find a beer style you like

>>9176026
Yeah nah, you'll get your shit pushed in by the law when they find out

>>9171580
>he thinks being openly insecure will change anyone's opinion of him.

Nah dude.

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>>9171216
Remy martin

With sparkling cider

>>9175793
but also do yourself a favor and get something decent, or not. Your call.

>>9178446
I'm not necessarily saying to buy something expensive, but I would stay away from shitty bottom shelf liquors, and most ice beers, that is until you become a nice, functioning, well maintained alcoholic, then the doors are wide open, or then again do what you want. You will be drinking shitty alcohol in no time.

>>9178463
actually just start it off right with some Old English HG800

>>9178468
No nevermind, do not do that.

>>9171216
a pint of guinness

>be american
>get deployed to afghanistan
>suicide car bomb kills me before I could even legally taste the sweet nectar that is beer

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>>9171335
As a raging alcoholic, I second this. If you don't have the taste for it, why force it upon yourself?

Whiskey. Get some of the good shit.

>>9172858
This gives me war flashbacks

>>9179142
all my friends like fireball, what's the /ck/ opinion on that?

>>9179901
its babbies first hard liquor.
grab some captian morgans, its still "meme" tier because of the name but at least its passable.

>>9179901
It's fucking garbage, and your friends are underage faggots.

>>9179901
It's good if you want to get a number of shots down quickly but not much else

>>9171238
if you get a craft ask for a lighter beer. hefewiezen is pretty easy to take down the first time

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OP here again, this was on sale at the grocery store, is it any good? I've tried pilsner and didn't like it.

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>>9173823
>homicides

Now show white crime in America. It's the same rate as many European countries. Also, look at sexual related crimes in Europe. Jumped 200% in the past 5 years, LMAO. Enjoy being outbred, loser.

Bow down to your Muslim overlords.

>>9180044
>is it any good?
If you like it, it's good. Taste is subjective. Just drink whatever you like.

>>9180054
I mean does /ck/ find it a quality beer

>>9171216
Head to a bar with a friend/friends sit at the bar and eye the bottle beer fridge, maybe ask the bartender. For funsies ask for a walker Texas ranger.

>>9179901

Trash tier.

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>>9171216

>>9179901
If you like drinking corn syrup then go for it

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>>9171225
>implying I didn't drink more before I reached 21

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>>9171216
git you a 4loko and any 40oz
drink half the 40 and dump the loko in there
youre welcome
.t your old droog

>>9174584
>implying hard root beer isn't for pussies

by the way, i'm not into drink manliness but hard root beer is absolutely in the same class as Mike's Hard.

>>9171216
This must be an old pic, because I think he's a lot bigger now