I have a deadlines coming up. What's the easiest/most cost

>>9170806
Beef jerky, instant rice and baby carrots.

amphetamines, cigarettes

>>9170816
this + water and gum

That's a big porker

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>>9170812
Grabbin me some baby carrots, was mentioned in another thread, for snacking. Thanks for the reminder.

>>9170823
Foh Yu

>>9170806
imagine a bus or truck rear ending that cart

like one of those videos of women stomping nuts thru a hole

>>9170825
those arent baby carrots, theyre regular carrots cut to look like them

>>9170806
>minimize the number of times to get up to eat
This is the wrong approach. Eating infrequently means you will have to eat more each time you eat. Eating a big meal will make you tired and sleepy. You can't do shit when you're tired and sleepy. You want to eat small meals throughout the day.
Eat things that are easy to digest. Easy to digest = more energy for the brain. So instead of eating a piece of meat, eat yoghurt or kefir. Instead of eating nuts, eat nut butter. Also eat low gi fruits and veggie for brain functions. Berries are the best.
If you need to eat carbs and you're not exercising, only eat them for the first meal after waking up.
Also remember to drink water whenever you're thirsty.

>>9170806
Just cook a bunch of chicken and rice, season it then put it in pre-portioned containers.

Eat like a true culinary autist anon

>>9170851
Underrated

>>9171069
Um it says baby carrots right on the bag, ?

>>9172969
um well if it says it on the bag.,!
"baby-cut" carrots

>>9170806
roasted peanuts

>>9170806
I'd like those balls slapping me from behind...

>>9170806

Go to the deli, buy all your sandwich fixings and just make a quick sandwich when you're hungry. It'll take 5 minutes to slap together something and its easy to eat over a desk.

>>9170806
Nut snacks such as almonds, pistachios, cashews. You can also just have hummus and chips.

>>9173251
pig dick looks terrible tho

>>9173331
hummus with senbei

>>9173251
Maybe I can be your pig tonight anon-kun.

>>9171813
Fuck off 9gag.

>>9170806
Side of sperm with your bacon sir?

>>9173664
9gag isnt even that bad anymore

>>9170806
I...I want to feel them

>>9171457

This overlooks the important fact of "eat big to get big" and as we ALL know /ck/ only cooks noodles and is not made up of them. More food, more gainz, more powa.

>>9171069
Is there a difference as far as taste goes?

>>9173961
yes, plus bcc are rejected produce due to mold, age, etc. bc are softer and sweeter, more flavourful

>>9173251
But are you willing to live with getting the corkscrew dick?
https://exhentai.org/s/d4d0668d70/1011579-27
https://exhentai.org/g/1076784/949859d5d7/

>>9173833
He wants you to feel them.

>>9174172
I got a corkscrew boner reading that...

My body is ready.

>>9174172

Having spoken at length with a pig farmer over the nuances of pig reproduction I can tell you no amount of hentai can circumvent the clinical nature of my knowledge.