You've heard of a splash of milk in your scrambled eggs,

>>9168873
I tried this, it doesn't work.

what the fuck

i use cream cheese

>>9168873
i ran out of milk and used sour cream and a bit of water. it came out nicely

>>9169014
You didn't stir it enough. My yogurt dissolved completely and the eggs came out with a little bit of yogurt-y tang.

>>9168873
A-aare you russian?

>>9169231
no

>>9168873
What jam is that? It looks good

>>9169675
looks like pig disgusting rhubarb

>>9168873
Holy fuck those eggs are fucking overcooked.

I use garlic and onion powder.