You're at an old bar surrounded by old people. The bartender

Hot Hamburger meals are the comfiest.

Thank you

I eat it.

If it randomly just appeared and it's for me, I'd just eat it.

Also, the other day I ordered a pot roast dinner at a diner.

>tfw delicious pot roast with nice creamy mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, and brown gravy.

Feels fucking good.

Sometimes it makes me wish I was white so I could have grown up with it. I'm Asian.

>>9166464

I would ask if it was someone else's before eating it like a greedy cunt. It's probably an older person's meal, given how many people are here.

>>9166464
Mix corn into potatoes and dig in. Seriously, that is the food of the gods.

>>9166507

You're not wrong. This is the best homeless food on the market. It's like tasting the eternity of sorrow.

>>9166464
looks pretty good desu senpai I thank the man and eat quietly, enjoying the company of people who know how not to be insufferable pieces of shit in a public establishment

>>9166478
It's for the best anon, outside of certain area's it's hard to find good home cooking in white households. You woulda gotten shitty versions that would have made you hate it

>>9166464
Thanks mate, reckon I could get a beer with that

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>>9166464
Time to dig in

>>9166464
Thank the bartender and order a pint to wash this delicious meal down.

I dunno. Corn as the vegetable next to mashed potatoes? That's a little too trashy for me, to say nothing of a steak made from ground beef and gravy from a can. That's just more than I can handle unless I'm in the kind of place where eating like that is normal - do places like that still exist? - then I'd try it for exotica appeal.

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Looks like a nice hearty meal, I'd eat it.
I don't get peoples aversion to ground beef or lesser cuts of meat, it can be eaten in a number of ways, not just on a bun, and it's pretty much always decent/non offensive. Hamburger steaks, meatloaf, salsbury steak, cube steak, whatever, it's beefy goodness, beef in general tastes good, even if not very exciting which begs the question of why you'd order it at a restaurant instead of something you might not make at home, but eh maybe it's cheap, maybe it's a special and you just want a hot meal at a decent price

>>9166550
>It's for the best anon, outside of certain area's it's hard to find good home cooking in white households. You woulda gotten shitty versions that would have made you hate it


Good point anon.

>>9166464
"Thank you"

>>9166464
You forgot the Heinz 57

>>9166464
looks great. whats the fuss?

>>9166464
I'd throw it on the ground and curse the old piece of shit out but not before I leave an angry Yelp! review to let him know I mean business.

>>9166464
Say thank you and order an old fashion to have with the meal

I always have this meal in frozen tv dinner form, and I love it. It's my go-to meal when I'm exhausted after work.

A freshly prepared one must be amazing.

Looks like solid diner fare, good stuff. Nothing like going to a diner for lunch and getting a side of gravy for your fries, and since this is a bar you can have a pint or two with it.

>>9166609

you sound like a total faggot

OP here. I gotta hand it to you, /ck/. I started this thread expecting a bunch of negative replies.

>>9167429
Not liking trash makes you a faggot? You sound like someone whose favorite restaurant is Cracker Barrel.

I would demand where my activated almonds are

I eat it.
I grew up having much worse and if the place is full of old people I know it's cheap too.

looks something like meat. it's definitely in the meat family/food group.

>>9168297
faggot spotted

>>9168368
Typical defensive behavior of someone with poor taste - just assume anyone who thinks the slop you eat is gross has to be a mincing queer. Canned fucking gravy and sweet corn as a vegetable side. May as well be fucking your cousin.

>>9166464
Uh, eat the fuck out of it. It looks delicious.

>>9166464
I'd certainly have preferred a vegetable over corn and those mashed potatoes look like crap, but I'd probably eat it. This is a bar right? What kind of alcohol can I get with this?

>>9166550
Say more words please, I like how you talk!

>>9168386
better than sucking dick like you you fucking queer

>>9166464
looks pretty fucking comfy, meatloaf is awesome

>>9166609
Holy shit, what's it like having a vagina?

>>9166609
kill yourself

>>9166464
Inform them that I'm vegan and have gluten allergies.

>>9166464
ask for some peas and go to town

>>9169270
GTFO

Sorry, I didn't order yet. This isn't mine.
>unless someone ordered it for me
Then I'd take it over to said person and join them at their table. If their so nice to give me a meal for no reason, I can at least give them my company instead of being a dick and eating it alone.

>>9166609
You sound literally gay, you flamboyant queer.

>>9167138
Faggot

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>>9166609
>exotica appeal
lurk more

>>9166609

stop posting

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>>9166609

>>9166464
Depends on the establishment. If its my local dive bar I wouldnt eat anything from there.

Would be surrounded by old drunks though.

>>9166464
Roll for perception check

>>9168386
You're the only one here who isn't providing an argument, cock sleeve.

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>>9166609

Elaborate bait or an asshole.

Either way, well done. Have another (you).

>>9166609
This is just bad enough that I don't think it's bait

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>>9166609
God, I know, such uncultured savages.
I beat they don't even know about the concept of Farm to Table.

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>>9166609
>Corn as the vegetable
>Corn
>vegetable

>>9171449
I would like to know what you think corn is

>>9166464
As long it costs less than 8 dollars, fucking great. I'd pay up to 16 for good quality of that. I don't go to diners a lot, but when I do I usually get the most "comfort food" thing I can. Roast turkey, meatloaf, pot roast, etc. Good shit.

>>9171466
popcorn is a fruit so

>>9171413
Come on. Farm to table is for people who would never set foot on a farm, not people who are friends with organic farmers and use their produce in their own cottage industry level artisan businesses.

>>9166609
I'm actually gay but oy vey you are a faggot

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>>9166609

>>9171466
Grain. Corn is a grain. Look it up.

>>9171701
True but the kernels are a fruit.

>>9171717
While that is technically correct, that definition better serves a biologist than a cook. Culinary, I'd still classify corn as a grain. It's very high in carbs and starches, though I'll give you that it is very sweet for a grain.

>>9171732
Culinarily speaking I call it a vegetable so people know what the fuck I'm talking about and so I don't sound like a pretencious faggot.

I had a hot hamburger at a diner the other day: big slab of ground beef, covered in red chili, with a side of hash potatoes, steamed vegetables and a salad with a rootbeer.

whole thing was bland as fuck but I felt amazing after I ate everything.

>>9166609
David Brooks pls fuck off

>>9166464
>a moment of clarity passes over you for a brief window out of your dementia and you realise you are an old person, in an old persons home.

So in the US you guys use corn instead of peas?

Meh, I'd rather have peas or spinach. Not fond of corn.

Looks like hospital food but it's good.

Personally I'd change it a bit:
>replace corn by sauteed spinach and garlic
>replace hamburger steak with meatloaf
>add slices of tomatoes

>>9166464
Sounds like my kind of place.

>>9166609
um WHAT'S wrong with this? it's probably the only legimate and correct opinion in this topic

>>9166464
get up and leave

>>9166464
Mix all three parts evenly and thoroughly with my bare hands. Continue to shovel handfuls of the mixture into my mouth while staring into the eyes of the bartender.

>>9166464
>oh no it all fell on the floor completely by accident along with my beer.
>sorry about the mess, back in a sec!
>go windowshop menus till I find something that sounds befitting
>welcome to the good life starts playing

>>9171782
Calling wheat, corn, oats and rice grains is pretentious now, got it.

>>9166609
>What's meatloaf?
Fucking faggot.

>>9166464
I'd eat it. If I'm at a bar surrounded by old people, I'd feel lucky that they offered something other than bags of chips.

>>9171782
>corn is just hipster wheat

>>9166464
Thanks mate

>>9167138
don't forget to post on twitter and facebook about how oppressed you felt

>>9166464
do I look like trailer trash?

give me something edible, fuck wit

>>9166609
This is why i hate this board.

>>9172837
One man's comfy is another man's pig disgusting.

>>9172885
Stupid

>>9173154
>hhhhuuurr everyone likes eating pig slop like me

oh, good point, shit for brains

Still better than what I eat 50% of the time when dinner is actually made, which is just a fucking chicken breast with bread crumbs. If I weren't a poorfag piece of shit I'd be cooking the meals every night, can't stand this goddamn uninspired lazy shit anymore.

>>9166464
I'd eat it, probably enjoy it too, even though I don't really like corn like that.

I'd bloody well want to pay old people prices for it though.

>>9166464
this looks almost identical to the lunches i'd get in middle school

>>9166464
Food looks pretty cozy friendo