>when you realize you didn't clean your hands very well

>>9166037
>again

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>>9166037
>when you sneak into the kitchen to steal some food but realize it's a Chinese restaurant

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>not playing with your balls before handling the peppers so you don't have to clean your hands at all

>When you take a seed from a bell pepper and insert it directly into your benis
Oh god yess mommy

>>9166037
>When you're in the kitchen cooking and your brother comes in with his dick in the bong you both smoke out of so you put your dick on the vape you both smoke out of and both forget to clean it while letting groups of people use it
Do you think god stays in his kingdom because he too fears what he has created?

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>when you realize your bf wasn't wearing a condom and he poz'd your neg hole

>>9166252
I think taking hits of a bong and vaping are the same as putting dicks in your mouth anyway

*Whipcrack*

>that one time your Domme used Tabasco as lube for her strapon

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>when mom uses wasabi lube to massage your butthole

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>when mio donna makes la pizza the way mamma did

>>9166037
>man
>on /ck/
fucking leave attention whore

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>when your hands always smell a little bit like garlic

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>>9167995
>when your hands always smell like balls,leftover semen, and dick from rubbing your hands in your crotch

>buy 4chan pass
>make cancerous threads
Poetry

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>when the chink tricked you into buying a pass

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>when you are with your gf making nachos and you like them spicy with lots of habaneros and jalapenos and after you eat them she starts to lick your weiner and then your tip feels like the inferno