"Chef how do you want me to expo this? It's dying here

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Fuck it. It's Wimbledon season.

>>9165780

What am I looking at? Two jawbreakers with graham crumbs?

food served on plastic is one of my main triggers
non food grade plastic just makes my face melt
i think i would throw this shit on the ground and storm out if it were served to me

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/

Why haven't I encountered this at any vegan restaurants?

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A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

>>9165804
Because they already set a tone by letting kids shit all over their resturants

>anything different is bad
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>>9166070
That's just Tennessee restaurants.

>>9165789
It's supposed to like, represent the beach...
That will be $150 with a 9% tip.

>>9166094
>he thinks tacky, low brow gimmicks are a good thing
kys

>>9166094
>eating food off a shoe
unless the shoe belongs to a cute girl then it's unappetizing.

>>9166123
LMAO - a flyover talking about someone else being fooled by lowbrow gimmicks in 2017.

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>>9166094

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>>9166280

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>>9166369

>>9166423
poor effort

>>9166094
>unironically using "flyover" like it's a thing in the U.S.
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>flip flop
thats a thong you imbecile

>>9166431
>thong

Ameriboo, please go.

>>9166128
>unless the shoe belongs to a cute girl then it's unappetizing
No even if the girl is cute it's still unappetizing, you pathetic sap

>>9165785

Imagine just fucking launching that shit and making a run for it

>>9165780
what food is being served on that footwear? I'm guessing here, but maybe it's a "deconstructed" key lime pie?

I'm thinking that the brown stuff is crumbled graham crackers and the green balls are spheres of key lime pie filling that are held together with some modernist cooking technique. I've seen faux caviar pearls made, so maybe that process was scaled up for OP's pic?

Anyone else have a guess?

>>9166585
I wouldn't have to purposefully launch it, a clumsy elbow would send that shit flying.

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>>9166423