Weird food that gives you heatburn pic related. I love them

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>>9161480
>heatburn

>>9161480
Really? I find bananas cure my heartburn. So creamy.

For me it's fries.

I've never experienced heartburn, having been vegan since I was 9 years old.

>>9161480
Have you tried eating them ripe? The bananas pictured their are several days from ripe.

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>>9161480
i thought i was the only one

green tea gets me in a bad way too.

>>9161503
>their
srry. I haven't eaten anything today. Just got up.

>>9161499
[spoiler]Your parents are shit.[/spoiler]

But making a conscious choice and sticking with it is praiseworthy in and of itself, so you've got that at least.

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>>9161499
nice bait

>>9161492
Kek yeah I goofed.

>>9161503
I eat them ripe or not. It just depends on my mood. But either way I get the heartburn.

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>>9161542
have you tried with/in oatmeal? oatmeals usually pretty easy on the stomach. if you like to make it with milk, milk supposedly helps with heartburn

2 minute noodles or ramen as seppos call it

>>9161480
Only faggots experience heartburn. I fucking ram every food i come across straightly into my stomach and down it with beer. I NEVER EVER experienced that faggot ass feeling you call 'heartburn'.

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>>9161569
Whoa we got a badads here

>>9161576
*badass

>>9161557
I magically became lactose intolerant a few years back so milk also gives me bad heartburn and I shit my guys out to boot. Fml.

>>9161480

its acid reflux, drink milk for base equalization, and eat them with other food

>>9161569
You don't feel heartburn because you ram dicks all the way down your throat and the cum coats your esophagus

faggot

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>>9161480
>gettign heartburn from bananas
nigga you need a doctor

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Guava paste

>>9161910
Holy shit. Where would you even get that.

>>9161938
from guavas

>>9161480
I am the same. Used to eat the shit out of bananas, but now they give me heartburn, even when I'm taking nexium.

Started getting heartburn a few years ago, after working in a call center job, I think because I was taking Excedrin to combat the headaches from the headphones they made us wear.

>>9162349
Kek

>>9162349
Glad we got that cleared up

>>9162361
I worked a job like that once. Fucking hated it. I'll never go back.

>>9162361
>taking medication for heartburn
holy shit just eat a normal diet

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>>9161480
bananas
dairy
lunch meat
coffee
alcohol
nuts
mustard
salad dressing
tea
chips
hummus
carbonation
chocolate
potatoes
coconut water
granola bars
being alive

Fucking water. I can't drink it on an empty stomach.

>>9163053
Please tell me your trolling.

ITT any food-related discomfort = "heartburn"

>>9162435
>granola bars
me too
>>9163053
you're probably just watering down your stomach acid which is just like having more stomach acid whichll probably fuck you up a bit if you have problems with heartburn already

i used to get heartburn sometimes in my teenage years but i haven't had it in years even when i eat complete trash junk food now

wtf

>>9161480
bread

>>9161480
>food
>heartburn
The action of chewing is the actual cure to this malfunction

>>9163080
>>9164150
Acid reflux. Soda, beer, liquor, and energy drinks are fine, but water, fruit juice, and milk are all agony.

>>9161480
>gets heartburn from bananas, a notoriously easy fruit to digest
u are fukked