>recipe says to refrigerate for an hour >I don't

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>recipe says stir occasionally
>stir frequently

D E V I L I S H

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>recipe calls for a pinch of salt
>i add a dash

Lock me up I've gone mad!

>>9157616
>recipe says season to taste
>I serve it without tasting first

>>9157616
>recipes says to let it sit for x minutes
>I let it stand for x minutes instead

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>>9157616
>receive says season to taste
>i dont

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>two heaping spoonfuls of mayo
>i use 3

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>>9157616

>Recipe says it serves 6

Ended up serving 2

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>serves 4
>eat it alone

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>>9157616
>recipe says flip after __ minutes
i dont
>recipe say preheat oven
i dont
>recipe says food is done when golden brown
i eat it before that

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>>9157671
>recipe says to cook until all the pink is gone
>leave some pink in

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>add a pinch of salt
>add a whole dash of salt instead

Thug life, bitches

>"let it cool for an hour"
>only cool it for 45 minutes
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>9157698
What's this image from?

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>recipe says to let it sit
>I make it stand

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>9157717
made me laugh