What are some hot meals even a gigantic stupid idiot could make with ease in the comfort of home? ITT we name them, I'll start
Canned refried beans
Bag of tortillas
Cheese
Two scoops of beans into a tortilla, sprinkle shredded cheese, wrap as burrito, microwave for 20 seconds, flop over and microwave another 20 seconds on the other side, and done....what you have here is a basic microwaved bean and cheese burrito, of course you can add anything you want like peppers, onions, sour cream, hot sauce, etc etc
This meal is so easy even a dumb sped could do it, and it will fill you up, and probably better than eating Ramen Noodles
Refried beans.....more like pee fried beans, amirite boys?
Your colon is going to fucking hate you for a week. Refried beans is colon cement. Then you'll just fart like you're dying inside.
>>9157612
What if I enjoy farting?
>>9157621
Farting is fine, but the abdominal spasms for that entire time sucks. It's up to you. You'll figure it out.
>OP was so mad he had to come to /ck/ and post a thread about how to make a bean burrito
>>9157630
You get all ages on 4chan.
add butter to your refried beans
thank me later
>>9157630
pretend you're mentoring a nephew. young people are fucking stupid, they'll run into traffic if you don't stop them.
>>9156772
>gigantic stupid idiot
Covered everything right here
>>9156772
how sad and shitty can your life be, that when you look in the fridge and through all your cupboards you settle on a can of poop and woodchippings nuked in a microwave and then come and post about it on the internet?
Well congratulations! What this thread should teach you is there are steps to making food. You allowed a multinational corporation to make your beans and tortillas. May I suggest you take a baby step and make your own beans next time? Extremely simple to do and once you see how much better it is you might start thinking, "hmm, what about that cardboard-like tortilla? I wonder if I can do better?" That's how you grow. That's how you learn to cook.
>>9156772
Rice + a legume is the ultimate easy meal with a lot of options.
>Cajun/Creole
Rice cooked with cheap hot sausage, red beans.
>Mexican
Rice cooked with chicken bullion, cumin, chili powder/cayenne, black beans.
>Indian
Rice cooked with curry powder, lentils.
>Middle Eastern/Mediterranean
Rice cooked with cumin, cinnamon, and paprika, chick peas.
>Easr Asian
Rice cooked with soy sauce, ginger, and garlic, soy beans.
Very cheap, filling, and gets you a good chunk of your daily nutrition. The sheer variety potential makes it the best though.
>>9157848
Vanilla ice, spill the beans and rice
>>9157719
not everyone experiences life in the same manner
Has anyone tried fried beans? Maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
Get marinated steak or chops from store then oven bake them for 15 minutes
Quesadilla
Cheese
Hot sauce
Quesadilla, I like mine with mayo or sour cream