>wake up at 3 AM to pee >accidentally take a sip of coke

>>9150879
>not having a script for xans

thanks obama.

>>9150879
Nah you allowed your brain to become to active, and decided to post here. That's why you'll be up.

>be me
>wake up for work at 4am
>need drink to wake me up
>no energy drink
>see my bottle of pepsi sitting on the tv cabnit
>its been there for 2 days
>drink
>get to work
>have acid reflux rest of the day
>never drink pepsi again

>accidentally take a sip of coke
haha what

>>9150879
>babbys metabolism is actually affected by a bit of coke
tell me all about how you hate black coffee you little bitch

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>>9150879

>accidentally take a sip of coke

>>9150879
>accidentally take a sip of coke
how?

> owning shill beverages

It's too late, OP. Just end it now.

>>9150895
>>9151298
>>9151568
He was thirsty and took a sip of the first drink he saw, forgetting the fact that there was caffeine in it. Is that really hard to understand?

>accidentally do a line of coke

FTFY

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>accidentally take a sip of coke
you have a problem

>>9151584
he was blind and missed a giant red label as opposed to a clear bottle with clear liquid or going to the tap?

sad that there are at least two people in this world that fucking retarded that could make this mistake. three if you include the president.

>>9151590
>mfw the spending rent money on my new addiction and getting kicked out of my home will keep me up for the forseeable future

>>9150879
i dont understand this shit, i fell like coffee has no effect on me, i take coffee at night so that i can adjust my sleep to stay awake at night for my upcoming exams but it doesnt matter i still feel sleepy

can someone explain why? am i immune to caffeine? is my coffee bad?

>>9151584
>Is that really hard to understand?
Yes, I am not a retard.

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>wake up at 3 a.m. to take a sip of coke
>accidentally take a sip from the piss bottle
>MFW went right back to sleep

>>9150879
>went to OP'shouse at 3am
>accidentally fucked his mother like everyone else does

>>9151598
Dumbass, it's not that he didn't realize it was coke. Are you trolling or just actually retarded?

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>drink non /sip/® energy drink
>still feel like taking a nap
>heart racing while i sleep

>>9151608
you still have to sleep, it isn't magic

>>9151608
Some people are caffeine cucks, some aren't. I don't drink them anymore but I used to be the type of person who drink a monster energy then could take a nap.

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>>9151621

>>9151621
You always get the first bottle opening the fridge? what if it's something you're not supposed to drink?
Water bottles are also different in shapes, even carbonated are smaller

>>9151694
How many energy drink you drink daily?

>>9151694
Why would you drink an energy drink if the caffeine had no effect on you?

>>9150879
> when you're taking a piss and accidentally drink coke

>>9152066
>be me
>took too much coke
>accidentally drank piss

Quite liked it.

>waking up in the middle of the night to pee

What are you 8? I drink 3 cups of tea before bed every night and I haven't had to wake up to pee for years.

>>9151694
sup /sip/

>>9151732
2 at most a week. I was in the Marines as an infantryman but our FOB PX sold them. I'd drink a monster and eat a bag of combos pretzels for a little taste of America and try sane in an insane world.
>>9152052
The taste is actually good. Plus Bros used to Monster/vodka.
>>9152271
I'm not apart of this meme. I only drink water and Mexican coca cola these days.

>>9152250
That doesn't sound healthy

>>9150879
Smoke pot and fall asleep silly

>>9150879
>Placebo, the post
Only 'Muricans think caffeine is as potent as meth.

>>9150879
how do you get the caffeine to affect you from not just a sip, but a sip of Coke?

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COKE HASN'T HAD CAFFEINE FOR YEARS FUCKHEADS

>>9153837
Kek. I'm surprised no one pointed this out

>>9153837
That's simply not true.

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>>9153837
Go back to 9gag.

>>9151658
This is the most relatable post I have seen in a while.

>>9153837
technically it was diet pepsi

>>9152297
>America
>sane
You've got a rude awakening on its way.