>order a "party sub" at the deli
>I'm not going to a party
>>9149708
It's not like subway asks
>anon what's the occasion
They are franchise wage cucks.
Also party subs taste better than civilian subs
>>9149708
>buying 6 30-racks of beer
>"heh, going to a party?"
>I'm not going to a party
>>9149708
>order a Happy Meal at McDonalds
>I haven't been happy in 4 years
>>9149708
>order a double cheeseburger
>I'm not 2 people
>pop a totinos "party pizza" in the oven
>grimace at the irony
>head back to my room without speaking to another person all day
>buying foodstuff
>have low self worth
>>9149770
lol I feel ya
>>9149757
>order 2 large pizzas
>clerk says "looks like you and your friends are having a pizza party :)"
>respond "actually, they're both for me"
>but secretly you're buying them for your friends' pizza party
>>9149895
Mom's gonna freak.
>>9149895
LOCK ME UP
>>9149708
>order a "Happy Family" at the chinese take out place
>My wife hates me for forgetting her birthday for the third time
>Her son still calls me Kyle
>>9150009
Get me some egg rolls Kyle.
>>9149757
>make my grocery store run of the day
>it's another "anon buys a handle of bottom shelf whiskey and some tallboys" edition
>cashier says "h-have a good night, anon...."
>>9149770
>ever having been happy
Think I've only really ever felt true joy on election night last year.
>>9150166
P. gay tee bee aych.
>call myself a chef
>dont actually cook food
>eat a dozen "king sized" chocolate bars in one sitting
>live in USA land of freedom, no monarchies here thank you very much
>Buy a box of cake mix, a pint of icing, and some streamers from the clearance rack
>"Having a little party?"
>Make a weight gain cake shake, tie myself up with neon streamers, and eat the icing off of a plate like a swine
5'11" 140lbs btw
>>9150135
why did I laugh at this?
>>9150301
How exactly would you "tie yourself up"?
>>9150304
running a DEX build atm
>state tax on on eating inside the restaurant
>order take away
>sit down at table after receiving food
>avoid tax
>dirty looks from chinks all around
>>9150316
you're drunk tee gee
>>9150319
Say *what*
>order chinese food
>have to spend at least 25 dollars for them to deliver
>buy enough chinese food to feed all the children working in factories in Bangkok
>end up eating chinese food for breakfast the next day
>>9150350
Were you not satisfied?
>>9149838
Did you leave it in the oven?
>>9150506
Under rated
>>9150135
>and some tallboys
Why