I tried to make some yummy teacakes and my bitchy friend ruined

>>9147993
My friend did the same thing, then tried to replace them with a fucking bag of pretzels.

>>9148000
What a bitch. Nice trips.

I don't even cook with my bf. I make him stay out of the kitchen so no one gets stabbed. There's a dent in the side of my blender because I accidentally thrusted a knife into it.

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>>9147993
>having friends

>>9148000
She hugged me by surprise while I was focusing on decorating the cakes and I ended up squirting icing all over them.

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Everybody above this line is REALLLLLY gay.

>>9148161
Was it freshly homemade icing?

>>9148181
Of course, another friend of mine is a great baker and she gave me the recipe.

>>9148039
>accidentally

>>9148256
Why would I intentionally stab my $400 blender?

>>9148161
the simplest things get me excited

>>9148294
wait 400$ blender??

>>9148294
>$400 blender
fuck. did you buy a slave who just blends stuff all day and named that poor nigger blender? is his full name Blender D. Blending Rodriguez?

I swear I've seen this thread before

>>9149449
>>9149901
It's one of the most powerful 120 volt blenders you can buy and has a 7-year warranty. The only reason they don't make a more powerful one is outlets here being limited to 120 volts times 15 amps = 1800 watts. Some stuff I like to eat regularly requires that much Tor queue and rip-ems.

>>9149943
just another case of autists out of their containment board. Why the fuck do manchildren shit up /ck/ with their horse fantasies?

>>9148175
XD

I was making ravioli for my mom and sister and my sister wanted to give it a shot, and I showed her every step and made an effort to tell her to make sure there is no air in it, and I turn around for a second and it looks like she intentionally put air in them, like little pasta balloons