how do I make deviled eggs? Just bought a bunch of eggs

>>9147199
Hard-boil eggs. Cut in half, take out the yolks. Put yolks in a blender or food processor. Add a little mustard or mayo, plus your choice of seasonings. Puree. Add the yolk mixture back to the eggs. Top with paprika or chili powder.

>>9147199
Chef John is your daddy.
>https://youtu.be/aJzA4Zj8x9k

>>9147207
>Chef John is a creepy fuck
ftfy

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>>9147208
>>>9147207 (You)
>>Chef John is a creepy fuck
How so?

>>9147202
>Put yolks in a blender or food processor
you lazy shit

smash them with a fork OP

>>9147207
>no curry powder

>>9147202
This. +Add hot chilis.

>>9147199
mix the yolks with mayo, mustard, lemon juice, maggi, woostershire, tabasco, chopped pickles, chopped capers, salt & pepper, and chives. sprinkle with paprika if you like.

Deviled eggs?

We don't do spirit cooking around these parts.

>>9147222
Only sick fucks talk with upseak

>>9147425
*upspeak

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You HAVE to make squid ink tuile for them.

>>9147202
Use an immersion blender for ultimate fluff