You're walking down a quiet street. Suddenly, without warning,

>>9146219
Snack size chipotle barbecue, blue cheese. I'm an anorexic 14 year old girl; I can't finish a medium.

>>9146219
i i i i i ive never been t t t t to a buffalo wild wangz sir!!! please dont hurt me...

Whatever the hottest wings on the menu are with blue cheese to dip.

>>9146237
This. Never been there or met someone who recommended going.

>>9146219
Does he expect me to know the flavors off the top of my head? Because I don't go to BWW I go to Wingstop.

>>9146219
Only been once, where the waitress sat us down and left for twenty minutes without getting us menus or waters. Then the manager came over, said she was gonna fix the issue, then didn't come back.

Lemon Pepper sounded pretty good, maybe with some other sauce.

>>9146237
*bang*

>H-h-half honey BBQ and h-h-half garlic parm with ranch

>>9146219
Mango habanero.

>>9146232
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>>9146325
sounds good to be honest family

>>9146219
Medium, Honey BBQ, Spicy Garlic. Equal amounts. Trading post is set up to obtain 1-2 Asian Zing and 0-2 random flavors if eating with others.

>>9146219
Honey BBQ, garlic parm, and desert heat. No dipping sauces.

>>9146219
Where'd you get the revolver? Colt Python is a fine piece. I'll do half Jerk and half lemon pepper.

>>9146291
It's meh. If you go on Tuesday or Thursday the wings are like 50 cents each. Aside from that it's overpriced and not that great. They also charge for ranch and blue cheese which is bullshit.

>>9146219

>Half garlic parmesan and half caribbean jerk with ranch to dip, please

>>9146219
Guess I'm going to die, I've never been there.

Medium boneless all plain, asiain zing, medium, and hot bbq on the side

>>9146219
>chrome plated colt python
Well first I'd wonder why a millionaire, potential BWW CEO, is holding me up about wing flavors. Seems like a pretty extreme survey campaign.
Then I'd out my own gun and *blyat blyat blyat*

>>9146219
I would ask him where in the fuck he manged to acquire a Colt Python

This, gentlemen is why Pocket Sand isn't a luxury, but a necessity.

I'm vegan.

Are you going to kill me?


...please?

If traditional I'll get half thai curry half asian zing

Boneless I guess spicy garlic and medium

Blue cheese ang tons of carrots/celery

>>9146325
>spicelet

>>9147503
You get free ranch or vegetables if you order on normal days, for special days you gotta pay.

Amount depends on size of order, if you ask someone who isn't your server for more they will prob grab you some without charging, depends how busy they are.

Used to work at one

it you order more than one different flavor you are a spicelet
that being said I disarm the man and turn the gun on myself and shoot

>>9150365
Me too. Have a (You)

>>9146219
Idk, what do you want?

>>9146219
BWW is for children and plebeians, of which I am neither. Good day, kiddo.

I get publix wings, 20 for 10 dollars

1/2 Asian Zing
1/2 Jerk

Can i get a hot pretzel and a sprite with lime and a trivia game controller with that please?

>>9146219
>.357 chrome plated colt python
Could you be more of an early teenager by including such a useless (but sooo kewwwlll amrite guyzzzz..) detail so elaborately. What the hell does the fucking gun matter.

Why can't you kids stay on /b/ anymore? What's the point of different boards if they're all filled with the same dumb shitposts. Please go play Call of Duty or something.

>>9151269
>getting this assblasted over 4 words and 3 numbers.
wew lad

>>9151269
>He comes to 4chan for quality posting

>>9146219
Tell him that's it's probably a nickel finish, unless he had it chromed himself.

Half garlic parmesan half asian zing

Shoot me anyways though because I hate my life

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>>9146219
ON HIS WAY TO DINNER
WHEN IT TOOK HIM BY SURPRISE
AND WITH ONE PULL OF THE TRIGGER
HE WOULD VANISH OVERNIGHT

>>9151269
>autism

>>9146219
Mild with bleu cheese and some celery

>>9150248
>where in the fuck he manged to acquire a Colt Python
gunbroker.com/Revolvers/BI.aspx?Keywords=colt+python&Sort=4
revolverfags havent embraced the internet yet? maybe in another hundred years they'll realize autoloaders are superior

>>9152583
>revolverfags havent embraced the internet yet?

Nah, there's plenty of them driving up prices left and right. The Python is actually a great example of that. Overpriced as fuck right now on the collector's market.

Blazin', with blue cheese

>i aint a bitch

None, the owner is antigun and doesnt allow concealed carry permit holders to exercise their right in his restaurant, so i dont go. Its his right to do so, but regardless
Granted he wouldnt know if i did, but still. Also theres better wings near here since i live in upstaye ny where buffalo sauce came from

How about some SAGE?

>>9146219
>Buffalo Wild Wings

Why are flyovers obsessed with that shitty chain restaurant?

>10 tiny ass wings
>overly sweet and salted sauces
>that will be $23 dollars

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medium order

traditional

asian zing
caribbean jerk
mango habbanus

1 ranch, 3 carrots

side of fries

Kick him in the balls and steal his gun. That shit's worth like 3000 dollars, mang.

>>9153040

>blue cheese
>not a bitch

pick exactly one.

>>9146219
The three spiciest flavors, mixed together, snorted in the bathroom while getting a BJ from a waitress, now pull the trigger do it motherfucker pull the fucking trigger do it do it do it motherfucker everyday is a nightmare I want this sweet release from my Buffalo Wild Wings hell do it before I kill again you cunt motherfucking mma cage matches on every TV every fucking Friday night I am dead inside motherfucking dead cunt I eat spicy wings because the burning pain is the only time I feel alive motherfucking self harm is all I have goddamn I want to die ranch is for fags

>>9150374
My man

>>9153261
To be fair BWW has more wing flavor variety than most wing places do. It's hard to find somewhere that has 30+ flavors like they do. I know of a couple local places like that but they're not super common. I eat there sometimes when I'm away from home.

>>9146232
Replace that with teriyaki and that's me.