>There's enough heat inside an adult's rectum to

>>9134582
Trying it now. I'll get back to you in like 20 minutes when I pull it out.

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>>9134594
SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN TAKEN TO FLAVORTOWN RECENTLY, CAUSE A CHAMPION ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES

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>>9134582
A chicken has body temp of about 40c, Human has body temp of 37c.
You couldn't even incubate an egg and birth a butt chicken

>>9134582
If that was true then humans wouldn't be able to live. The proteins in you asshole tube would coagulate.

What about a child's rectum? How much heat does that put off?

>>9135187
> Butt chicken
Lel

>>9136713
It's all about friction, so it depends on how hard it's been fucked beforehand.

>>9136747
Go back to /b/.

stop spreading misinformation. best thing you can hope for is cooking the egg with friction btw the egg and your rectum and even your prison mates won't go that far even to piece of shit like you.

>>9134582
I'm not falling for that one again, fucker.

>>9134582
Wouldn't the egg get crushed???