>The Patrician's choice! If you don't eat your eggs

>>9130462
lmfao those retards left the shell on

okay but how am i supposed to eat them if I DONT like dicks in my butthole

>>9130462
That's pretty cool to eat it so unusually that I would need my slave to clean after me though

>>9130474
>he doesnt like dicks in his butthole
faggot

>>9130462
>eating eggs one way only...
why even get up in the morning?

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>dunk soldier in egg
>it overflows
>yolk goes all over the place
>tiny amount remains on soldier

>>9131527
I like it with a little salt.

>>9131527
What are you? a fucking spazmodic cripple with elephantitus in your fingers. How can you fuck up dipping toast in an egg so bad.
Don't rape the yoke, lovingly dip the soldier in making sure it doesn't over flow, scoop a bit out with the spoon first you fucking philistine.
Stick to frying!

>>9130462
What is the point of eating eggs this way? It can't be more flavorful, it can't be more convenient...

>>9133944
Pretty sure it's just to make you look "refined". That or OP is autistic.

>>9133944
fancy egg holder

>>9130462
So, do you just not eat all the whites, or what?

>>9130462
what kind of halfcultured swine uses a spoon that massive for his egg?

and the toast is literally ash

I never understood why they dont just peel the egg completely when eating them like this

>>9130462
Disgusting liquid egg yolk. I'm gonna puke.

>>9133969
yeah, cus soggy bread is ideal for dipping, you fucking dipshit.

>>9134006
make sure you don't get it in your beard, numale faggot.

>>9130462
>3:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gbgSCV9hbM

Do you actually eat the fucking shell?

>>9134055
god I hate this four eyed faggot

I bet you eat ass

>>9134036
stfu, think harder

>boil about half an inch of water in a small pot on high heat
>place eggs in pot and cover tightly
>reduce heat slightly and steam for exactly 6:45
Perfect soft eggs every time

>>9133962
Of course you eat the whites. You scoop them out with the spoon and take a bite from the toast, then it eat it together.

>>9133995
>completely peeling a soft boiled egg
It's like you want yoke everywhere except on the soldier

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>>9130462
DID ONE OF YOU SAY EGGS?

>>9134418
What the hell is a "soldier" in this context?

>>9135524
Toast cut into thin strips, thin enough to dunk in the warm gooey yolk. Pro-tip: lightly salt the toast before cutting.

>>9130462
Those soldiers need Marmite on them

>>9133944
how else would you eat a soft-boiled egg?
>>9134006
enjoy your dry, tasteless abomination

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I haven't had boiled egg and soldiers since I was a kid.

>>9135600
Cut it over a slice of toast, like a poached egg? I've never had eggs like that, how do you scrape the whites on the inside from the shell?

>>9133995
It's hard to peel the whole shell without breaking the white. It's awesome if can do it though

I used to eat eggs like that.
When I was fucking 5.

>>9136887
>how do you scrape the whites on the inside from the shell?
With a fucking teaspoon, you numpty.

>>9134395
I feel sorry for your family.

>>9136887
Using an matter-energy converter.
>What a spoon?

>>9130462
Mmm, I love bits of eggshell mixing with my food.

>>9137604
Even my wife's autistic 5 year old kid can eat this without getting shell in the food.

You're literally worse than an autistic child.

>>9137670
Hang on there just one second.
>Wife's autistic 5 yo
I think you've been cheated on here, this could actually be your child if it's a spaz.

>>9130474
Poached on good thick toast

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>>9137866

>>9137866
>this could actually be your child
100% impossible. I completed my female-to-male transition before I met my wife. I can't even produce sperm :(

>>9135600
>how else would you eat a soft-boiled egg?
Suck on it with a straw

>>9138260
How's about you complete the "fucking off the mortal coil" stage?