I have a hangover the size of China. I quite frequently get hangovers,

Water, fat, protein

>>9128058
also salt

>>9128053
>lmao im so cool i have a hangover xddddd

>>9128075
>1.4MB of water
>nope

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>>9128070

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>>9128053
drink a fuckton of water before you go to bed when you drink, don't be a pussy, just drink it
if you didn't do that, drink Pedialyte the next day
a hangover is nothing more than your body having very little water, Pedialyte is the fastest way to get water back in you

>>9128101
Functional alcoholic reporting in. This guy is 100% spot on. You just have to make sure you do it

>>9128053
My mammy toold me a trick that works every time. Drink a can of tomato juice nd smoke 3 cigarettes or was it drink 3 cans of tomato juice and smoke a cigarette? Anyone else know this trick? Oh well just drink 3 cans of tomato juice and smoke 3 cigarettes, works everytime, my mammy came from a long line of moonshiners up in west virinia.

>>9128133
West Virginia.

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>>9128070

>>9128112
Want to get drunk with me and eat fried chicken?

dude alcohol lmao

>>9128167
No I'm not a gay.

>>9128133
Spot on my friend, my dad always said, "3 packs a day keeps the hangover away."

flat coke

>>9128053
You could also not drink like a retard, or if you're an actual alcohol, stay in your containment thread.

>>9128182
Whats gay about two men getting drunk and eating fried chicken together.

>>9128200
You can grow up you dumb fucking Canadian. It's our day now.

>>9128295
>muh binge drinking like a fucking teenager
>You can grow up

Top laf

>>9128053
Have a shot of whisky.

>>9128200
>if you're an actual alcohol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs

>>9128101
also b vitamins help.
drink 2 5hr energy drinks before going out.

>>9128101
>a hangover is nothing more than your body having very little water
Blatantly false.

>>9128075
This. Drink many glasses of water, then induce vomiting and repeat until hangover goes away. Take about a 5min break between pukes.

>>9128236
There's nothing gay about it. Anon is just another insecure alcoholic scum

Avoid any kind of sugary mixers for starters. Get a bottle of Gatorade (or Pedialyte) and drink deeply of that when you get up to pee during the night. The next morning make some soft eggs, bacon and toast/English muffin and eat it s l o w l y.
Then you need rest.

>>9128053
Water is covered already, but I always like a nice hot bowl of soup to sooth my throat. Ramen more often than not. Then later in the day I go for protein and carbs, but something not too greasy. A good BLT is my sweet spot. Baked or grilled chicken always works wonders too. If not then get an egg sandwich or something. Take some asprin and take a nap.

>>9128053
Marijuana

Bowl of instant congee with an egg tossed in, a slice of watermelon, a dioralyte, a quart of water, 1g vit C and 2 tramodol.
Usually does the trick.

If you need to be up for work, I find setting an alarm for 3 hours earlier than you need, and drill as much of a Gatorade as possible, with a couple ibuprofen. Go back to sleep for the rest of the 3 hours. No headache, but your stomach might still be in shitty condition.

>>9128101
This plus dihydromyricetin

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>>9129109
>wake up 3 hours early with hang over
>just to and go bust your ass and make your boss richer

So glad this isn't my life.

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>>9128484
good advice

Hashbrowns and meat

>>9129131
Suicide by the hourly my man, it stinks here in the asshole of life.

Order a pizza, get some bottles of water and stay in bed. Good luck

>>9128393
Or better yet instead cut yourself off a few hours before and drink lots of water before going to sleep.