>Full English Breakfast >Fish and Chips >Red Leicester

>>9125321
hlly fuck, do americans really eat like that?

>>9125321
English beer is garbage compared to American beer.

>>9125321
From the same place "american food is shit" came from :
shitty cheap processed food

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>>9125356
is beer larger or ale?

>>9125323
>brit food
>brit thread
Full retard here.

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>>9125321

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>>9125321
Jealousy.
I'm biased as I'm English, but I fucking love all English food.

>>9125509
Is that some authentic British natto I spot?

>>9125321
>red leicester cheese
You guys do have some great cheese though. Stilton is damn good stuff.

>>9125321
apparently people don't like pork and beans.

>>9125321
I like British food as much as the next guy, but I will never be comfortable with the idea of eating baked beans for breakfast. Just give me everything else on that plate.

>>9125321
>Where did the "English food is shit" thing come from?
American memers who don't go abroad but like to talk about it anyway.

>>9126246
They're british baked beans, not sugar-loaded american baked memes.

>>9126246
This. Baked beans for breakfast nauseate me.

>>9126176
Whatsamatter, you don't like red leicester?

I hate that there's only a few specialty stores in the states where I can get it. It's like cheddar and gouda had a baby.

>>9125321
WWII rationing ruined the national palette for fifty years.

>>9125321
You guys put fish head in a pie.

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>>9128193
No that's not what I meant. Red Leicester is good shit too. But enough English cheese talk. This is Murica Day.

>>9125509
cuy is pretty tasty desu
--Love Perufag

>>9125321
pork pies and sausager rolls are top drawer as well, senpai

>>9126246
british baked beans are tangier and not sweet comapred to amercansky version

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>>9125321
Scottish breakfast>english breakfast

>>9125321
Sad fact: that's more vegetables than the average estadounidense eats all week.

>>9125509
Love how a can of herring mouths with "ceлёдкa" written on it is on there

>>9128985
A traditional Scottish breakfast consists of bucky, methadone and shortbread.I know this, I lived in Inverness for a while.

>>9125323
This is really over the top, can't tell if bait.

>>9128160
>>9128517
It's not the sweetness of baked beans that puts me off, it's just eating beans in general before lunch is just...odd to me. Like really weird. Like I've never done that before in my entire life and beans have exclusively been a dinner and occasionally lunch food kind of weird.

>>9125321
British food is simple and satisfying, it has no flare or "style" like french or italian which is why there's no commotion about it but it's decent

Pasties, meat pies and beef wellington are the stars in my opinion

>>9128517
I like making them. Just fry up an onion, then add a bunch of crushed tomato and simmer a bit, add a can of beans and some herbs and spices, cumin, oregano, thyme, pepper, salt.

Way better than regular canned stuff and it's easy as fuck if you're already putting in a bit of effort to make a full brekky on a weekend or whatever

>>9129028
They taste completely different.
Maybe you're just autistic?

>>9129032
That's because most of what's ended up as our 'cuisine' is either working-class foods that fill you up cheaply, or upper-class comfort foods.
And, frankly, we have a taste for heavy calorie-dense foods in this country because it gets COLD in winter. The only reason we're getting fat like americans is because we live in insulated houses and drive to work in air-conditioned offices, instead of 10-12 hour days working the land, or slaving away for tuppence a day in a mine or a loom.

>>9129835
>I like making them.
You make your own baked beans?
Absolute madman.

>>9125321
British guy here
9/10

>>9129948
>slaving away for tuppence a day in a mine or a loom.
>the reason britbongs are getting fat is because we don't live the same as David Copperfield and Bob Cratchitt.

Wew there laddie.

>>9130131
it makes sense, they eat like peasants and don't toil like that anymore.

>beer

when beer is part of your best food then you know your cuisine is shit

>>9125321

Also americans and french stationed in post-war Europe, thinking the scraps they ate after War were common euro-cuisine.

The Memes became part of pop-culture later.

>>9129948
>That's because most of what's ended up as our 'cuisine' is either working-class foods that fill you up cheaply, or upper-class comfort foods.
And, frankly, we have a taste for heavy calorie-dense foods in this country because it gets COLD in winter.

That's the origin of most slavic dishes too. I really like that kind of food, it's heavy but in the most comforting way.

>>9125509
The more I lookk at this, the funnier it gets. Fucking limeys. This is why America beat your frail, malnourished asses in 1776 and why the French absolutely murdered you on the battlefield for a thousand years.

>>9131100
Pretty sure the French were already familiar with European cuisine before the war.

>>9131100
Pretty sure the bongs destroyed the French Empire.

>>9125321
5:29 AM right now, been up studying all night.

I would kill for that plate

>>9125321
>>Full English Breakfast
came from right here m8 found the problem

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>>9125321
Its simplicity is its downfall
shit like >>9126120 shows how dope an arrangement of simple foods can be, but you also end up with wetherspoon's cum-on-a-plate extravaganza. The ingredients lend themselves to being lazy

that said, I've always preferred greasy fish & chips or a fakeass saveloyfrom a local shop than higher end versions.

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why do they eat off of shovels?

>>9131492
That's Irish, retard.

>>9125321
I think it has more to do with the fact that meat pie, unseasoned mashed potatoes and jellied eels was our national dish for the longest time.

It's still weird to me that people actually enjoyed plain mashed potatoes.

>>9131494
Same thing

>>9125509
Only like four of those inages are actually British

>>9131163
Fucking fight me, we basically used to rule the world 150 years ago, civilized countless cultures and got them to convert to Christianity and forced them to speak English. Have fun clinging onto your pathetic revolution though (which you only won because of Spanish and French interference), because nobody outside of the US gives a shit.

>All these people sperging over baked beans on a full English

Christ, if beans before lunch seems weird to you, does the idea of a continental breakfast with cold cuts, cheese & bread for breakfast make you shit out your own colon?

>>9131566
>cold cuts, cheese & bread for breakfast

Fucking disgusting, but I'd take it over baked beans, faggot.

>>9128985
One of your hockey pucks is undercooked.

>>9131566
Right? Who doesn't want to start blowing ass at 9AM and have it last all fucking day?

>>9131689
Is there something wrong with you? Most people do not start shitting uncontrollably after eating 2 spoons of beans.

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>>9131723
Gas, you fucking moron.

>>9131757
It is still a problem, corn syrup reacting maybe?

>>9131619
Do people really feel that way? I don't personally feel like I have to eat eggs, or pancakes or whatever for breakfast exclusively. I just eat whatever sounds good, and hopefully somewhat healthy in the morning.

>>9131774
Sorry, I didn't know you were retarded when I began this conversation.

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Things I've learned in British """"""cuisine"""""" threads:

- Lasagna was invented by the British;
- British cuisine is better than French or Italian;
- British wines are better than French or Italian ones;
- British cheese variety is bigger and quality is better than French or Italian.

>>9131678
i dont think you know what that is :^)

>>9131845
seasoned road tar?

>>9131564
Shh, it's ok dad
thanks for giving us the world empire btw, we're making good use of it
now just keep using your american inventions and consuming American media

>>9131816
Nice teeth, laddo.

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>>9131911
u wot m8

>>9131921
I don't get it.

>>9129016
>bucky, methadone and shortbread
Confirmed scottish

American southern breakfest consists of a glass of whiskey and bacon with 2 sunny side eggs

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>>9129948
>Driving to work in an air conditioned office

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>>9131933
mad cow disease. British beef has to be the most vile and nastiest shit out there. Even before they boil it to death.

inb4 Nigel: Creutzfeldt Jacob

>>9132212
>Angus
Now run along faggot.

>>9131689
>My body is so dysfunctional I fart the moment I eat any legumes.

A balanced diet would help your gut flora no end, my flatulent friend.

>>9131778
For flyovers, anything they have not personally experienced or told by their Pastor is weird and deviant.

>>9132250
Are you seriously going to pretend that beans don't cause gas in nearly everyone that eats them? Or do you just take any opportunity you can find no matter how unrelated it is, and try to act like an elitist faggot because you read some read some hipster book and now you know everything there is to know about everything?

>>9132270
>Are you seriously going to pretend that beans don't cause gas in nearly everyone that eats them?

Were you seriously suggesting that anyone who eats beans will fart continuously and loudly throughout the day?

But as your uneducated ass has asked, yes it is entirely possible to eat legumes and not have it cause intestinal gas: I even told you one way to reduce your chances. See http://www.care2.com/greenliving/avoid-gas-from-beans.html for more advice.

>>9132280
So it's the latter. Got it.

>>9132270
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I often eat beans and legumes and they never give me gas.

Pinto beans, black beans, kidney beans, split peas, lentils, dal, chickpeas...no problem.

>>9132287
>Waaa! Stop bringing facts into *PARP* this!

I'm sorry, I can't help you if you're not willing to listen. Or, more likely, you're not willing to accept that you have a poor diet.

>>9132293
So does everyone else, so I'm still right, and you're still pretending to be an elitist with your rhetoric.

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British """""""""people""""""""" are subhuman scum and the easiest way to tell is by looking at the slop they eat. Fucking pigs in China eat better food from their troughs

>>9132287
When I make a big pot of beans, I'll have some gas the first evening I eat them, but as I'm eating them for several more days as leftovers they don't give me gas. I have some Mexican friends who eat them almost everyday and they tell me they don't get gas from them. Your body gets used to them.

>>9132300
>I'm still right
>your rhetoric

>>9125509
clearly fake, what did you actually search for before changing it?

>>9125321
that's a plate of trash

>>9125321
Are them fucken snails????????

>>9126246
>>9128161
>>9129028
Weird, I think of beans as being almost exclusively a breakfast food, the only time I have beans for dinner is if I make something like canned chili con carne

>>9131921
Aren't those cows from Children of Men?

>>9125321
i like your photo.
looks delicious, but i really like the sunday roast pics that i've seen.

>>9125321
Beer? For BREAKFAST?!!?