>be me cooking some chicken breasts for me and my friend >feel

>>9123331
Nice Reddit frog, fuckwit

>>9123331
Being that you're a dumb frogposter, there's a chance that it'll kill off one of the last two remaining brain cells of yours.

>>9123336
I know i'm a dumb frogposter but can you at least tell me if i should prepare for diarrhea or not

>>9123342

Shouldn't you always by now?

>>9123331
FUCK YOU

>>9123331
How are we supposed to know if we don't know what was in your sink at the time? If it was empty, you'll be fine. Your body is exposed to nastier things that you can't see every day.

>>9123354
Thank you

>>9123331
you are gonna die, goodbye anon

>>9123331
>>feel like i put too much oil its popping and flying everywhere

That's not too much oil. Oil by itself doesn't splatter. Oil only splatters when you get water into it. The likely cause was that you didn't dry off the chicken before you put it into the oil.

>>>after its done deglaze with water and add veggies
Why would you deglaze with something flavorless like water? Use stock, broth, wine....

>>>i ate the one that fell into the sink
You're fine. Even if your sink were covered with bacteria it would only get on the outside of the chicken. And then it would die when you kept cooking it.

You'll be fine.

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>>9123331
>i ate the one that fell into the sink to reduce the chances of my friend getting sick
You're a good friend

>>9123331

>deglaze with water

I hope you get sick

>>9123331
Please don't post that image here it's offensive

>>9123644
this. based op

>>9123333
that's helper, he's 4chan's Pepe the frog's little brudda

You're gonna die a slow and agonizing death. Go ahead and shoot yourself in the head to save yourself some trouble.

>>9123331
you're almost certainly going to die