>glance at sweets section >entenmann's cookies

>move South
>no Entenmann's
>no Stella D'oro

Take me home, Holland Tunnel

>>9119735

That means they're past expirary.

Freihoffers is better.

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>>9120163
>move South
>no Entenmann's

Wait, really?

>>9120217
You can find the Little Bites and sometimes the donuts, but not any of their party desserts. One time I got excited because I saw an Entenmann's display at my grocery store, and then when I got close it turned out to be scented candles.

I miss their marshmallow iced devil's food cake.

>be fit
>walk by sweets on way to produce
>no discounted bananas today
>don't really need anything else today
>already got stuff from farmer's market and dad's garden
>and still have fresh produce from last week because I got a lot and bf gave me some before a work trip
>why does Napa cabbage cost more here than at Whole Foods?
>put away empty cart, get package of printer toner from e-commerce giant locker (their own delivery service's curry fellows are not allowed to drop it here if I miss a phone call and that's annoying), go home and see this shit thread

>>9119735
I always thought entenmann's was just a way to market industrial wood byproducts?
not memeing that stuff is inedible

>>9121784
If their donuts are wood they've got their process down to pat

Those fuckers are goooooood

>>9121181
I used to buy unhealthy food just because I was bored, I know people who got fit and got depressed because they loved to buy and cook different foods and they couldn't do it anymore
There is a reason 50% of internet traffic is just pictures of food, even people who can't cook for shit can still afford to buy something made by someone else and take a picture, without food what are you going to brag about? How will you feel accomplished?

>>9121181
>be fit
>have nothing else going right in my life
>hate myself
>but at least I'm fit
>see this thread
>finally a chance to make myself feel better by shitting on others
>suicide postponed for one more day

>>9120163
>move South
why would you do this to yourself?

>>9121794
consistency of sawdust with a little bit of glue binder
no memes

>>9122111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En__V0oEJsU

>>9119735
>entenmann's

Sounds Jewish as fuck. Only time I've heard it is on Seinfeld where he was saying the girl who wouldn't eat the pie carried entenmann's donuts in her bag.

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>not buying sweets in bulk in dedicated shops

>>9120166
cookies don't expire, when was the last time you opened up a box of expired cookies and smelled seomthing funny or saw mold; challenge time; everyone go buy a box or sleeve of cookies and keep them for 3 years; i expect results on 7/2/2020. they will be perfectly fine.

>>9123181
Processed cookies maybe.

Freshly baked turn to shit within a week.