Do you think you could be a successful Food Network personality?

>>9118856
Who is that ugly person?

My show would probably be about cooking with some unconventional method. Like cooking everything in a Dutch oven over a campfire or making everything in a toaster. My personality and humor would be deadpan. Every episode would have a manditory 3 minutes of screaming. Outro music is obnoxious vaporwave.

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Possibly, but for all the wrong reasons... I have a very distinctive voice and appearance, so people would definitely remember me, but my "cooking prowess" wouldn't get me very far, that part would have to be faked. Plus I'm lolmanlet, that would hurt my chances.

>>9118856
it'd be a mix of guy fieri and america's test kitchen.

>>9118856

Yes I definitely could. It would be kind of like Tony Bourdain meets To Catch A Predator

i took a cooking elective back in high school and we had to do a "cooking show" presentation

my partner and i had to talk about greece and make fucking baklava and it was a complete clusterfuck cause my partner let the syrup boil over while i was talking

the teacher always said she could see me hosting a cooking show and opening a restaurant though. wish i would've listened

>>9118856
No way in hell. I don't have the patience to fake enthusiasm. I'm not a dick. I'm just really fucking boring. And I am a dick. I lied.

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>>9119957
Jesus "How Horrifying" Christ.