>eat drive-thru food 1-2 times a day, 5+ times a week >toss

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hey kid
stop being a slob
girls don't like that

I and half the people I know has a plastic bag in the car for garbage.

>>9115354
>eating fast food every day
>treating your car like a trash can
If this isn't pasta you deserve everything that happened.

>>9115451
>I and half the people I know has a plastic bag in the car for garbage.
Do Americans really eat fast food in their car THAT much???

>>9115500
Amerifag here.

Sadly, yes. A lot of us are slobs who have trash-filled cars.

It's probably the #1 that embarrasses me about my fellow Americans.

>>9115354
It's okay kiddo, you're fatass never had a shot with her to begin with.

>>9115354
I used to be like you. Do a massive sweep on bin day and never ever miss it. Alarms and ALL. It's the only way.

>>9115354
It's happened to me before. Met a sweet cutie who wanted to "show me around campus". We got in my car and it was full of trash. I immediately saw her lose interest in me.

That was a decade ago. But yeah, you can't have a hobo car and expect any chick of value to ride in it. I've since cleaned up my act and now grills enjoy riding in my car. Ok, not really I'm married now, but that's kinda the point, clean your car, especially if there's a possibility of giving a shawty a ride.

>>9115354
What did you learn?

>>9115354
>be me
>live out of my car
>car full of clean and dirty clothes, old food, new food, makeup, dumb shit
>coworkers ask for rides home on occasion
>have to tell them there's no room for another person in my car
That used to be me, now I've got an apartment so the car has seats again but it's also full of clean cat litter because a new box of it broke open in my car and vacuums never want to pick it up.

>Be me.
>SUV always has two cases of water in the back, possibly case of Gatorade, /sips/, MRE's
>Back seats always constant recycle bin.

Moral of the story, don't choose all trash to be accepted into your car. Just throw stupid shit away. Plastic bottles, aluminum cans and such can be crushed down, causing minimal space used.

>give anyone a ride
>"you must stay hydrated?"
>honestly only drink water when necessary
>goldmine when I take all the shit in for recycle
>usual pull is $50.

>>9115354
oh god please, please, please, be a true story. my sides are in orbit

drive car, eat food, take trash out when done using car. Its simple.

>>9115354
Just throw your garbage out the window like a normal person.

>>9115470
>>9115470
>>9115470

>>9115500
Yes, Americans are so busy and hardworking they often have no time to sit down to eat indoors. Good of you to notice.

>>9117603
Yet you find plenty of time to shitpost on 4chan.

>>9117594
>>9117594
>>9117594
back atcha

>>9115560
Some gas stations have a coin operated vaccuum, shit sucks up everything
Had a bunch of medium size rocks from a gravel driveway, all sucked up

>>9117603
>Yes, Americans are so busy and hardworking they often have no time to sit down to eat indoors. Good of you to notice.
kek keep dreaming fatboy

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>>9115354
You have no one to black except yourself.

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>>9115593
>>usual pull is $50.
Don't lie faggot. To pull in that much you're either dumpster diving, or are a total slob.

I commute a total of 2.5 hours per day for my job. I know what it's like to stop for fast food on the regular because you're too lazy to cook after all that shit. And even I still take my garbage and bags inside with me when I get home at night. If this is real and not pasta, you have absolutely no one to blame but yourself.

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>>9115354
How can you be such a fucking slob?
I clean up my car every single time immediatly after I eat fast food. The idea of trash being there makes me sick.

And on top of that I wash and vaccum-clean my car every other weekend. Detergent, polish, teflon, the works.
Don't you wash your fucking car?
It's a great Sunday ritual.

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>>9119886
The dreamer here is you, Muhammad. I am 145 pounds of pure freedom.

>>9115354
Are you the guy that made the thread about how to modify a Pringles because his stepdad was rationing his food intake, and he didn't want to get caught cheating

>>9115354

As someone who browses both /o/ and /ck/ your post fills me with disgust and disdain. How can you treat your car like that? How can you treat your body like that? Where is your fucking pride?

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Op, get yourself a car like mine. You can't order fast food without turning the engine off because its so loud they can't hear your order. And talking to the guy at the window about how many chicks you banged in the last 15 minutes, and admitting that you lost count around 4 dozen, 10 minutes ago always ends up being so awkward that it'll force you to eat at better places where you actually get out of your car.

Also, there is no roof or back seat, and the second you drive over 45 mph every fast food wrapper will fly out and get stuck on the front grill of some fucking lame prius that couldn't keep up. Its not even littering according to the cops that have asked me to pull over. At least, they've never charged me. They might mention the trash flying out, but then they just say "you know.. This is the car of my dreams..." And then they just want to talk about how chicks you banged in the last 15 minutes, and after they hear about how you've lost count, they'll forget all about the trash and just start giving you high fives. Then it gets awkward be caus they ask if you can take a picture of them with the car...

Its crazy... Its a solution, but maybe not for everyone. You have to be ok with being everyone's automotive hero.

>>9115500
I started keeping a trash bag in my car in college not because I ate fast food, but because my lazy ass stoner slob friends (who I love dearly) would leave trash in my car until I started telling them to dispose of things properly in my receptacle. I continue to keep a baggie for trash in my car because it's convenient to throw out tissues, cleaning wipes, receipts, and old shopping lists instead of shoving that stuff into my jacket pockets and throwing it away when I get home.

>>9115354
top kek, this is probably fake but if not SORT YOUR SHIT OUT!

>>9121295
>throwing it away when I get home.

Get in the habit of using the trash cans at gas stations while the pump is running.

>>9120054
jesus christ, is this CP?

>>9122088
Its real life, for some of us.

>>9115363
Half the girls I know are bigger slobs than I am.

>>9122140
the point still stands

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>>9120054
No one wants to congratulate me on taking a picture of my dads car and challenging me to prove its real by posting another picture of the car with another tiny version of the car, on the car? That's ok. I was going to do it anyway.

Srsly op, this car gets pussy. Get you one.

>>9115354
You are steps away from being homeless, aren't you?

>>9115354
lol just clean ur car, it sounds like ur making it a bigger thing than what it really is

This is why when you are done you put all the wrappers back in the bag and throw it out the window