>be me asian >go to """authentic"""

Which language do you think to yourself in?

>thinking to yourself
Do you have conversations with your self or does it remain silent?

Do you get access to the secret azn-only menu?

>>9115321
Just keep saying shit like ding dong ching do hong or something and they'll likely respond with some more of their gooky dooky shit
After that just point at the menu item you want and give them a nice gong dong bong hong and send them to the kitchen

>>9115321
笨鬼佬,不講中文,不吃中國食。

why do they assume you're chinese? you could be a fucking Cambodian for all they know

I was in japan a few years ago in a tea shop and saw the waitress talking to this chinese client. they both used English wich was sort of a trip to see since they clearly knew nothing of each other's language but defaulted to the western standard.

>>9115484
Because at some point in time the majority of east asian and south east asians have some sort of Chinese DNA in them.

>>9115484
Chinese believe they are the best and they are the only true representation of Asia. Plus, all East Asians looks just like Chinese.
Imagine yourself in the states and this one white customer comes in. Would you first verify if he speaks English or not? He could be French.