This is an Orc ration.
and THIS is an Elf ration.
Most definitely agreed
This is what the gnomes eat on travels.
While THIS is what Lizardfolk eat.
Humans normally consume something like this as they adventure.
>>9109593
whjat are the red animals??
>>9109619
Crawfish.
>>9109619
Skrimp
Elf rations for me.
damn this is impressive. almost forgot this was real food. too good to be true.
>>9109554
Jerky looks good. I can never find london broil on sale for a good price anymore
>>9109554
There's unique food, indigenous to 3 different continents there...
>>9109593
I have the same cutting board
What would a half human half elf eat?
Pic related
>>9109593
Crawfish and frogs legs? I'm in. Most of these look good, though.
holy fuck /ck/ is hilarious today
well done op
wheres dwarf food?
>>9109656
i would imagine it has lots of mushrooms and ale
>>9109656
No milk or spinach involved. I mean if they ate those things they wouldn't be dwarves right?
>>9109656
This is what the hardy mountain folk eat, whether deep in their mines or ranging far from the Kazak in search of their people's past and, ultimately, future.
>>9109650
My semen
>>9109673
how do they grow the veggies if they're underground?
>Human ration most dainty and measly
Da fuq
>>9109554
Elf ration please. Although I'm probably throwing away the kale desu If this is oc it's impressive af, op.
>>9109673
>dwarves eat hard tack and bear shits
W-wew lads..
>>9109686
Holes in the ground see some sunlight.
>>9109686
The lands surrounding their mountain strong holds are cultivated for the production of wheat, barley, and other brewables, as well as vegetables.
>>9109696
it's not
>>9109673
>no beer
This is what rape babies eat when they find time between being hated and grudgingly tolerated.
>>9109554
Hey, that doesn't look like maggoty bread.
I guess I'm a dwarf now cause I love me some fried mushrooms and cheese.
Lizardperson>>>Gnomish = Elf>Orc>>>Human>Dwarves
>>9109718
Don't like sausages?
This is what halflings eat.
>>9109709
>Never tried frog's legs or crickets, and I can't tell what the top left is. I'd try it.
Irish moss and brine shrimp
>Not so into kale(?), but would eat.
Kale chips
>If the eggs are hard-boiled and the liquid is tea, absolutely.
Red Wine
Hard boiled quail eggs.
>>9109696
>oc
nope
Forgotten Realms is the flyover of DnD fantasy.
Greyhawk and Eberron are the NY and LA
What are the benefits of kale? Is eating kale even worth it?
This is what mistakes eat.
>>9109717
>fried
They're just dried
What's a drow?
>>9109764
Drow, also known as dark elves, were a dark-skinned sub-race of elves that predominantly lived in the Underdark.
>>9109760
they eat christals?
>>9109554
I guess you could say meat's back on the menu
>>9109562
My only problem with this is that the honeycomb and cheese would likely get fucking destroyed after half a day of travel.
>>9109715
i see wall-nuts. what are the other nuts?
>>9109562
do they eat the coins?
>>9109796
Don't they have some sort of magical cloth or bags that keeps things nice and neat? Because I'd imagine so.
>>9109804
almonds and niggertoes.
This is what short mistakes eat.
>>9109804
Not sure
>>9109554
or those hibineros?
>>9109817
i love minve mest pie
>>9109813
A splash of salty milk and she'll be right.
>>9109760
What are those? I can only recognize the juice, cheese and snails
>>9109828
Wine
Black Knight Tilsit (cheese)
Escargot in shallot butter sauce
Lumpfish caviar
Century egg
Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom
This a good ass thread
>>9109619
Baby lobsters
OP this was a pleasant surprise. Thanks for going to some effort for us.
>>9109871
op didn't do it it was from a reddit/imgur poster on some roleplaying reddit a few weeks ago
unless that is u OP. in which case. u have my intense respect.
http://imgur.com/gallery/BWnHF
sorry to blow up yr spot.
>>9109699
underrated
>>9109885
Came here to say this-
OP stands on a line between anti-faggot and most faggot
>>9109650
looks more like half orc half elf to me
I'd like to know what my Kenku's ration would be.
why is every single species eating coins with their meal?
>>9109686
Those are root veggies
>>9109957
probably a dick covered in peanut butter and birdseed.
>>9109715
Pecans and almonds
No smokes or chocolate.
>dissapointed_Steve.png.
>>9109988
>fantasy rations
>smokes and chocolate
>dubious_daniel.jpg
>>9109982
Sounds good for desert but what about the rest
OP HOW MUCH MONEY DID U SPEND TO MAKE ALL THIS?
>>9109736
lol hickory farms summer sauasge with cheese wedge and brown & serve sausage links
>>9110058
don't forget the french cornichons...I fucking love cornichons.
>>9109604
Missed an opportunity for this to be a McChicken.
>>9109850
Good? All of these images were taken from a tumblr post.
Also, why are so many of these 'rations' perishable foods? Isn't the purpose of a ration supposed to be foodstuffs that are resistant to spoiling or able to be transported for long stretches of time. As in, an adventure?
>>9109949
I don't get it.
>>9110174
youre the biggest fag i seen today
hey cool we're posting stuff from /r/DnD now
>4chan complains about plebbit even though everything they post comes from there
>>9110166
there's iditos giving peole money to buy pre made food and put it on a cloth?
>>9110174
A Gastrowizard casts preserve on Human, Gnome and Elf food.
The Dwarves have Runewrites engrave protective wards into the food.
Lizardfolk are a procure on site race. It's all fresh.
Orcs pillage and eat what they kill.
Half orcs can stomach food that's gone a bit off.
Halfling culinary mastery has reached the point where any food made stays fresh forever.
That drow ration is actually the fare of a Drowish noble/aristocrat. Drows have enough to kill close to home to still be in range of their slave run logistics network anyway.
Gray dwarf constitution is just as good as an orcs.
>>9110202
7
The campaign hasn't been successful.
>>9109593
wow im a lizardperson
>>9109593
Is that sauerkraut and shrimp?
>>9109637
Turns out it's goose jerky.
>>9109673
mouth is watering @ this one
>>9109846
Thanks anon
>>9109582
no fungus?
hmmm, well that seems to jive well with prevailing gnomish descriptions
I move honey. Can't get enough of it.
Am I an elf?
>>9110200
Times sure have changed
>>9110608
For the worse
>>9109715
aw hell yeah
>>9109554
I doubt that orcs would like to eat peppers
I keep seeing these ration posts everywhere. Where's it from?
>>9110648
Peppers give Orcs fantastic green skin.
based neetblog here
>>9109673
Where's the booze?
I doubt a fantasy setting would allow that much protein for a daily ration, middle ages people almost didn't eat meat, they had mostly bread, some fruits, eggs and rarely meat.
This thread is neat. Why can't /ck/ always be like this. Step up your game, you faggots.
>>9110916
These are for adventurers; the people who clear a dungeon and come back to town with bags of gold and treasure. Not shitkicking peasants.
>>9110916
yeah, a lot of people forget how in the fantasy world there is a shortage of proteins after the wizard wars before the fall of grixis the demon lord
good point
>>9109554
Leave out everything but the coins, and you have a Jew ration.
what do Wraiths eat?
what does Sauron eat?
what does Melkor eat?
>>9110922
adventurers include spending money in their rations?
for what, the dungeon vending machine...?
stop trying to rationalize someone else's mistake
>>9110924
Couldn't you at least have made that stupid comment about one of the other pics?
One where the coins don't have a fucking pig on them?
You're almost as stupid as the people who think OP made these.
>>9110930
I thought that was just a portrait of a historical Hebrew leader.
>>9110648
Habenero peppers stuffed with fish and olives (not hot)
Y THEY EAT COIN
>>9110933
Jews are lizards, not pigs.
And there's actually a Lizardfolk pic in the thread.
You're just a lazy shit who can't get his racism right. Sad!
>>9110939
It's how much each ration would cost
>>9110943
Classic jew trying to keep its ilk from being associated with that which it hates most.
>>9110939
some of the coins are Iron, they need Iron
>>9110945
if this is dnd then it isn't even close
>>9110919
5 years ago nobody who wasn't into food and cooking every came to /ck/, and thread would easily go 24 hours without a bump. Then the mods stepped up moderation on a bunch of the faster boards and a shit ton of trolls went looking for other places they could shitpost with impunity. /ck/ was where many of them ended up, realizing that everyone eats, and that there was almost no moderation here.
Yeah, it wasn't the garden of Eden - ever - but there used to be a bunch of anons who actually cared enough to post OC and make some kind of effort to contribute to board culture. Now they've all left because anything worthwhile is drowned out by crossboard memes and general shitposting.
There's no going back.
>>9110927
Those coin amounts represent the market value of the pictured ration in the setting these pictures are based on. What a thing for you to get autistic about.
>>9110950
Jest aside, throwing the coins in when you make soup would work as an iron supplement.
>>9110957
1. The Forgotten Realms
2. Rule 0
>>9110958
This hurts me deeply.
>>9110958
How long until
"What food do [VICTIM/PERPETRATOR OF RECENT TRAGEDY] eat?"
threads?
>>9110965
>rule 0
ahh, well that explains all the inconsistencies then... I suppose it kind of also makes the whole exercise a waste of time though
>>9110987
There were those exact threads about Dorner however long ago that was.
>>9111000
>most of these have some sort of prepared food or baked goods
>still have stuff like raw mushrooms and eggs
If these fantasy races know how to cook, why are they eating dried morels and raw eggs?
>>9109604
>literally a burger
>>9111006
None of those eggs are raw. It's pretty basic stuff based off pre 19th century food for the most part.
>>9109635
Where are you from? I know they are most common in certain parts of the Southern US, but I assumed most people had at least heard of them by now, even if just in passing.
Cool thread OP
>>9110926
>what do Wraiths eat?
Shadows
>what does Sauron eat?
Bitterness
>what does Melkor eat?
MUH SILMARILS MUH SACRED FIRE WAAAAAAHHHHH IF I CAN'T CREATE THINGS NOTHING DESERVES TO EXIST
>>9111006
>mix of prepared and uncooked food in a ration
This isnt necessarily eat-on-the-run shit. Could easily have hard breads and like salt pork/dried fish/raw mushrooms etc for a campfire fry-up, or more likely boil.
Do you even 18th century cooking with Jas. Townsend & Son, son?
https://youtu.be/2pUHi3ZV4r0
>>9110180
because it's a nigger
>>9109673
WHERE
IS
THE
ALE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
>>9109643
The way the original creator of the image series described them, these are basically real-word equivalents to fantasy foods - the nuts arent actually brazil nuts, but are just some exceptionally tough nut from orc lands.
>>9109760
>escargot
>caviar and mushrooms
>a million bat ears
>a big chunk of amethyst
Elves are fucking stupid man
Skeleton Ration ACK ACK
Why do they all have coins in their diet?
That's not how you get miconutrients..
>>9110927
Adventures are sure to have lots of loot from their quests and adventures. They can afford to have something other than grass tea and spoiled strips of meat.
>>9111612
heh
>>9109760
Wow im fucking retarded. Thanks.
>>9109582
FUCKING GNOMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>9109582
Where's my turnips, nigger?
>>9111612
jej
What exactly do YOU know about potions?
>>9112631
those potions would be too strong for many
>>9112631
Most would have ungodly textures and flavors.
I can't imagine many potions tasteing good.
>>9111006
The eggs could be hard-boiled
>>9109604
>sausage
>cheese
>bread
>dates
Is that basically a Roman legionnaire ration?
>>9109673
>Dwarves
>Half of this ration not being ridiculously strong black Dwarven ale
Get it together, anon.
>>9110958
>there used to be a bunch of anons who actually cared enough to post OC and make some kind of effort to contribute to board culture.
I for one enjoy the monthly food challenges
>>9112631
I'm a human barbarian. I don't know much outside of killing and surviving.
I appreciate the dedication that went into these meals, but I know that whoever made them is an absolutely insufferable faggot who never shuts up about the DEEP DEEP LORE of lotr
>>9109582
LOGS
>>9113666
Did you miss the map in the background? Or the Drow and Gnome rations? These are based on Dungeons and Dragons, not Lord of the Rings.
>>9109817
Nice plating, the hairnet is a good touch.
>>9109818
Looks like it but I wonder what they're stuffed with?
>>9109554
kek!
>>9109736
Halflings eat three times that in one meal. fat little bastards!
>>9109785
I cannot believe I had to scroll this far down for someone to say this
>>9109817
You're telling me they eat logs of ginger straight up
>>9109650
You got half human right
>>9113840
because this isn't rebgit wher epeople just throw in lines from shows/moveis/songs to get upvotes
>>9113847
Technically it is supposed to represent edible yet bitter roots that grow in their miserable subterranean homes. A nasty snack for a nasty race.
>>9109716
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys
>>9112631
>>9112666
>>9109604
Humanfag here, can confirm.
>>9109562
Why are elves taste bud so bland???? Where the elven curry at yo?
>>9114498
Elves are civilized, they don't shit in streets.
>>9114509
But yet they refuse to help their friendly neighbors under the mountain under tough times????
>>9110927
>dungeon vending machine
There are some things only Hakkon can give adventurers.
>>9114511
Maybe if dorfs stopped shitting in the street elves would be inclined to help them.
>>9109929
>someone dares to enjoy something I don't enjoy
You sure you're not looking in a mirror, autist?
>>9113748
Found the person who made them
>>9114625
>someone dares to not enjoy some faggoty childish bullshit that I enjoy
Better leave a faggoty snide little rage comment.
>>9114826
What's wrong with being faggoty and snide, you snide faggot.
>>9114826
you got him, my man
>>9109582
Are those 2 lumps turds?
>>9114914
blood sausage
>>9110174
To my eye most of that stuff looks smoked, cured, dried, soured etc.
All old timey preserving methods.
>>9109796
>not knowing about the magic elf bento box
>>9109582
they eat coins?
Why do so many of the items resemble pieces of crap
>>9109804
Looks like Brazil and maybe Pecan.
Thanks for sharing OP
For those who want full descriptions:
http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/160806338988/rations-for-various-rpg-races
Also, it's Forgotten Realms, not LOTR or WoW, so quit bitching about lembas and beer not being everywhere.
let's get this out on a tray
This is what Twiggy Piggies eat
>>9109582
Is that Apple wood smoked cheese?
>>9109562
Is that roule cheese?
>>9109673
Is that smoked Bavarian cheese?
>>9109736
Is that Lemon Cheese?
>>9112631
Antidote, Potion of Fortitude, Potion of Strength, Potion of Healing, Potion of Magic Protection.
>>9114453
>>9113852
kek
>>9109736
>no PO TAY TOES
>>9110251
Looks like Dried cuddle fish
>>9111585
I want to like this guy's channel but he's such a goddamn pussiboy I can't handle it
If I made one of these, it would be a snickers bar, hot peanuts, slim jims, cheez its, and peanut butter crackers
>>9114453
>>9109554
>This is an Orc ration.
Where is the kfc, watermelon and purple drank?
>>9117003
He said Orc, not hood ration
>>9115719
Stop horsing around
>>9117003
Lowesthangingfruit.gif
>>9117186
Lowest hanging strange fruit