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>be me
>19
>at outback steakhouse with my family
>decide to order a steak
>entire family orders their steaks well done with a side of ketchup
>fuckingcasuals.tiff
>the waiter looks pissed at their shit taste in steak
>sigh "anon what do you want?
>I grin
>"I'll have a steak"
>sigh... well done? she cuts me off
>"... medium rare, with a side of ranch"
>waiter throws out a sigh of relief and basicalily congrats me for not having shit taste
>even the people sitting near us were congratulating me
>my family looks uncomfortable
>cryingragingwojak.jpg'ing over my superior tastes
>the chef comes out
>"anon you have superior taste in steak. you can eat here free for a year"
>fuckyeah.png
And here I am, going to an Outback Steakhouse an hour away from me for free every day... Post your restaurant stories
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>>9106175
What brought you to the point where you have to lie to strangers on the internet to feel good about yourself?
I pity you.
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I'm proud of you.
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>>9106175
>mfw when somebody comes on here to write autobiographical fan fiction about their shitty life
>mfw side of ranch
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>superior taste
>ranch
Pick one.
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>>9106175
Wew lad. You attempted over the top comedy, and failed hard.
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>>9106175
I get free stew from outback.
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I always save some of my hair when I cut it. I put one of those bad boys on my food and bam everyone eats for free.
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>>9106175
>ranch
>superior taste
fucking hillbilly. guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, a?
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>Not ordering your steak so rare that you have to sign a waiver
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>>9106228
This really happened to me
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>>9106354
As a fellow man of superior taste, does anyone else look at you like some kind of animal whenever you order your steak blue?
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>>9106454
Yes. I've had people almost vomit when I tell them how rare I want it. Thankfully, the steakhouse down the street will happily hand me an uncooked piece of meat if I ask, because the owner is an awesome dude.
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>>9106175
Because the "chef" gets to make decisions like that.
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>>9106259
>apple
He's talking about steaks, not apples stupid ass.
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>>9106175
You're black, aren't you?
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>side of ranch
oh no what is you doin
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