Why is this thing so disappointing? I just picked one up today

>>9105668
What the fuck did you expect from a cactus?

>>9105668
Dragon Fruit is the only fruit I'm allergic too. It's delicious but it fucks my shit up so I can't consume it. How I got allergic to a rare fruit I have no fucking idea.

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>>9105668
They're refreshing if they're cold and it's hot outside, I don't mind them in that situation. But the purple ones are sweeter and have more flavor in my experience.

>>9105781
stupid anglo
cactuses' fruits are great

>>9105802
Maybe your immune system thinks things that look like cactus pollen are deadly invaders?

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>>9105806

>stupid anglo
>implying only anglos dont like shitty cactus fruit

Cactus fruits suck ass, get some real fruit you coked up timber nigger.

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>>9105861
Honey/Ataulfo mangoes are better, try to get these if you can. They have less fibers.

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>>9105874
That teardrop shape is so pleasing. I might have to plant those myself.

>>9105874
my ninja!! I love some honey mangoes!

>>9105889
I want to touch those bulbs

>>9105668
Haha those fruits are pretty common in my country and i feel the same as you
Never tried eating it with anything else like you do, though

>>9105874
>>9105889
Funny, it's the same shape as my shits

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>>9105668

Persimmons were a disappointment for me.

>>9105668
I like them, they've got a great texture, but for the price they're definitely a bit disappointing.

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>>9105889
wait a sec

is that what Steenee/Tsareena are based on?

>>9106018
Closer to a crisp, but not sweet apple or pear. Someone should have told you to temper expectations.

>>9106018
They're delicious. You just have to wait until they're a bit past ripe.

>>9106111
Yep! They also make a fucking delicious herbal tea.

>>9105889
>mangosteens
Patrician taste

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Get the yellow ones, they're delicious and very sweet. I've had the red ones and found them pretty bland.

>>9105668
The Chinese told me that white people prefer the pink ones because they're sweeter.

>>9106018
I don't like the short crispy ones. Try a tall persimmon. Wait until it's super soft. It won't blow you away, but it's enjoyable.

>>9106111
More recent pocket monsters aren't monster enough. They should be more pocket kaiju and less pocket waifu.

>>9105668
>Why is this thing so disappointing?
Because your expectations did not match the reality.

>>9106621
>White people preferring things with more flavor

I had some golden ones in Hawaii that were miles better than any of the white dragonfruit I have tried.

>>9106621
>>9106714
>White people think sweet is a flavour

Lel.

>>9105668
Your mistake was buying the white-fleshed ones. Bland as anything. If you can find the red-fleshed dragonfruit, they're worth the buy, sweet and a little tart and delicious.