>be a flyover
>eternally butt hurt over superior coastie cuisine
>assemble wonder-bread, Kraft singles and ketchup
>wa la !
>be a coastie roastie
>so upset about my squalid living conditions i have to make fun of the rest of the country living in comfort
>go down 17 flights of stairs to the alley taco truck
>eat cardboard filled with shredded paper and rat meat
>wa la !
>>9099743
>go down 17 flights of stairs to the alley taco truck
you really left yourself open here
>>9099745
>being so retarded you don't understand comedic hyperbole
coastie roastie education at work, friends!
>>9099756
That's Chicago for you.
EBT capital of the USA.
>>9099738
ITT: amerilard shitflinging