>almost done shopping at the grocery store
>walking down the isle when I hear what sounds like jingling
>turn around nervously to find a mother and child with a baby rattle
>relief
>turn back and grab my last item
>hear jingling again, louder this time
>turn around again to see the child is gone and where he sat is the goddamn grocery store jester
>I grab my cart to run only to realize it's wheels are gone and it's up on cinder blocks
>all on my groceries are gone except my spaghetti which has spilled onto the floor
>everyone in the store is now laughing at me
>run out of store and go home
>it's been 3 weeks since I've been able to buy groceries
>>9094587
Shit like this is why Amazon fresh is making ground.
>>9094587
Is there such a thing as negative funny?
sage
>you will never have to shop at gay supermarket again
my friend has had some problems too
>at grocery store picking up some items for dinner as well as some feminine products for his gf
>all items collected, checked out, and back at home
>his gf goes to get tampons only to realize the box is full of pixie stix
the damn grocery store jester has swapped the contents
>>9094592
Amazon fresh is $14.99 a month in addition to Prime membership fees. Is it really worth it at the moment?
>>9094900
At least at a proper grocery store I know I ended up with the wrong item as a prank, not some mundane incompetence on behalf of some over paid, minimum wage "seasonal" hire at amazon.