>go to "authentic" mexican restaurant >every

Actual mexican dishes are more like some strings of beef or chicken, one piece of tomato, on a very small tortilla soaked in oil and then a squeeze of lime juice.

>>9093428
I don't get why they even bother with a "salad" -- its always just plain iceberg lettuce and tomatoes, no onions or dressing, and its always warm because they don't use a seperate plate.

restaurant?
just looks like border taco shop stuff, not really authentic

>cousine
yeah thanks

>>9093441
Post some pics of authentic food then.

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>>9093462

>>9093428
yes

>>9093428
their entire cuisine is the same 6 foods rearranged/fired/stuffed

>>9093536
Actually it's mostly seafood. Clearly you've never been to mexico.

>>9093540
>Clearly you've never been to mexico.
I enjoy having my head attached to my body

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>>9093462

>>9093540
>Actually, it's mostly seafood
That's pure bullshit. Most Mexican people live too far away from the coast to acquire fresh seafood. In Northern and Central Mexico, people eat way much more chicken, pork, or beef than shrimp or fish.

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>>9093606

>>9093428
That looks like a nuclear accident.

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>>9093462

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>>9093606
>>9093622
>>9093632
all you need is tortillas and this wouold be tacos or burritos

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>>9093437
this expensive jamaican place near me does it too, even adds shitty ranch dressing from a bottle. I go there for the meat and to a lesser extent, rice. just leave it at that.

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>>9093642
Anything can be turned into a taco, or a torta (a Mexican sandwich). So what?

>>9093642
>>all you need is tortillas and this wouold be tacos or burritos
Just like most American dishes would be sandwiches if you added bread.

>>9093642
>not adding a cheap as fuck staple carb to your meal
OK mr moneybags

>>9093536
This......

tbqh though senpai, Chili rellanos are pretty amazing....only thing decent from spic cuisine

>>9093836
I don't deny the food is good

it just gets old if you eat it more than once per week

>>9093428
Look op...
If the sign on the restaurant says "authentic"...it's not. Everything on that plate except the bagged salad and cheese was microwaved after being scooped from a #10 can.

>>9093428
> The shredded lettuce meme

For what purpose? Is it a salad?

>>9093891
It wasn't the sign but the reviews.

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>>9093428
That's why you're better off saving your money and going to Taco Bell.
>for me it is the volcano quesarito

>>9094084
Dude, just buy a pack of tortillas over at your local supermarket, heat them up on a pan, open a can of pinto or black beans, and season 'em with some chili powder. It's much cheaper than any taco you can get at Taco Bell.

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>>9094084
If only Taco Bell had margaritas. There would be literally no reason to go anywhere else.

Tex Mex is the best thing to come from Mexican food.

>>9094084
THEY DONT FUCKING MAKE THE VOLCANO SHIT ANY MORE WHERE I LIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seriously, the volcano burritos/quesaritos were the best things at taco bell.

>>9093536
same could be said about all cuisines

>>9094627
Not American cuisine.

>>9094636
america is white bread, corn syrup and hormone meat

find a place that makes mole. My friends grandma used to make a mole every sunday and it was the best thing ever.

>>9093428
When the restaurant calls itself authentic, its just to trick white people op.

>>9094642
kek rekt

that's clearly not real Mexican food

>>9093642
Well yea, tortillaa were like forks back in the day.

>>9093431
>lime juice
why do you amerifats believe lime juice is a pilar of our cuisine? It's actually small green lemons juice that we use mostly

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This is goat Mexican food.

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School shark empanadas

>>9093632
>make a steak
>use Mexican words on it
>Mexican"cousins"
Wew lad

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Chapulin taco. A small tasty grasshopper.

>>9094647
>>9094729
>Mole Sauce
Truly one of the best.

>>9094723
Wtf are you talking about? Truly bait. I saw limón in Mexico. I didn't see lemons at all. Lemons are not grown in Mexico.
I love most of

>>9094762
>The term carne asada literally translates to "grilled meat".
>usually skirt, flank or flap steak.

>"Mexican words"

If this isn't trolling then please proceed to the microwave with your hot pockets please.

>>9094734
That's "chiles en nogada" btw.

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Tortas. Yea they are pretty different than sandwiches.

>>9094389
yeah but the cheese sauce tho

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Cecina, salted beef dried in the sun. Be careful though, it can be dangerous. It's original fr spain I think, but It's pretty common here.

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>>9094768
Then what the fuck is pic related? i'm mexican, i actually know what i'm talking about and those are lemons or limones in spanish, unless the definition of lime and lemon i was taught is wrong then i have no idea what you call a lemon and a lime.

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Tamalea. They can be sweet or salty.
>>9094827
La gente piensa que nuestros limones son limas pues son más ácidos.

>>9094835
De eso es lo que me estoy dando cuenta, después de una breve busqueda en google, pinches gringos pendejos, traten de usar nuestros limones en lugar de limas y van a tener una muy mala experiencia

>>9094851
This is a rule violation.

>>9094856
Fuck it, you pissed me off

>>9094827
Those are limes..

>>9094864
Hakuna your ta-ta's.

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>>9094827
>>9094835
>>9094851
>mexicans sperging out about fruit and posting pics of their shitty peasant "cuisine"

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>>9094856
No one cares faggs. Well maybe that autistic janitor who deletes pepes.
>>9094868
We have "Mexican lemons" which are small and acidic. Limes are more aromatic and bigger.
>>9094876
Ignorant post.

I love Mexican food. It's all delicious. I never get tired of it.

Free clue: Taco Hell is NOT Mexican food!

>>9094880
Looks like key lime.

>>9094655
You measure a Mexican restaurant by the spic to gringo ratio.

I live in the 'burbs of a mid-sized Southern city. The only Spics we have are all illegals. When I go to the Mexican joint I like, I am the only gringo in the place; everyone else is some 5'2" Mexican covered in paint or mud. Most of the staff doesn't speak English. The food is fucking fantastic though. They treat me like a King b/c I'm a gringo that orders lengua and cachete. The first time, they said "are you sure you know what that is?". I replied "Hay buena carne en la cara".

>>9094927
This kinda stories make me cringe.

>>9094927
Try eye and "buche".

>>9093470
Superior Oaxacan dish.
Gringos will never know.

how are tlacoyos?

>>9094567
Just imagine a baja blast margarita. Oh lordy.

>>9094951
They are simple but fill you up.

>>9094927
>hurr look at me, I'm an alt-right badass who calls people spics

>>9094947
are you from Oaxaca? do you know where Puerto Escondido is?

>>9093536
hey bruh can you pls post a picture of the glory bird? How you been?

>>9093536
Did you mean Italian?

>>9094967
In Oaxaca...

>>9093536
total bullshit

>>9093428
Tex mex is shit m8, even worse when salvadoreans do it an call it authentic mexican

>>9093540
And it seems you neither, seafood is like 1/4 of all our cousine

>>9094976
well, i mean, have you been there?

dad moved there and i'm visiting in the fall

i'd like your recommendations on Oaxacan cuisine, please!

>>9093636
The green one is far superior

>>9094995
It's a tourist place so it isn't really that authentic. Go the capital city for a richer culinary experience. Try bitchside local restaurants if you are in puerto though, specially those who have catch of the day.

>>9093428
>Nice cousine you've got there
But doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?

>>9094647
Mine used to make red mole at our birthdays, it was the best part of my birthdays, she's been dead for two years, this years i almost killed myself

>>9094734
/thread

>>9095010
>>9094995
Ps. Go to the markets and sit in a place that looks relatively clean. Try "tlayuda con asiento", "chapulines" and "mole"

>>9095010
Kek Oaxaca is card-cloning-ville and its normalista zone, the food is good but a doña pelos in mexico city can do the same

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>>9095033
I didn't said it was safe, but its more authentic. Also, there a lot of mushroom eating gringo hippies for it to have safe zones in the town center.

>>9095020
Don't try chapulines. They're a meme no one actually eats them.

>>9095114
I eat them.

>>9095119
What do they taste like?

>>9095126
Salty and delicious, a good snack. Try some tortilla with spread guacamole and lemon for a delicious treat.

>>9094957
>>hurr look at me, I'm an alt-right badass who calls people spics

Nope, Libertarian / Classical Liberal that supports an extensive guest worker visa program. I would actually like to be able to deport the "alt-right" dipshits that can't comprehend the concept of the average of an aggregation.

>>9094944
>buche
I am used to stomach being called tripa. I like it in menudo, but I never really liked the texture of beef stomach.

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>>9095336
>Classical Liberal

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>>9095348
>authoritarian trendie

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>>9095360
>taking memes from the internet seriously

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>>9095360
Taxes are theft? Yeah yeah tell it to the judge kid.

>>9095348
>Edgy faggot not familiar with Bastiat
People like you are the cancer that killed /pol/. Frogposting outside of /r9k/ is an abomination. Also, kys.

>>9095369
>classical liberal means anarchist

You're clinically retarded? Yeah you have to go back into the care facility.

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>>9095348
Nice spooks kids.

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>>9094951
tlacoyos are one of my absolute favorites much like something my mom would have made many moons ago

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>>9095114
chapulines are rather meh on the tasty scale for me
like this other guy said salty with lemon and chile ... never one of the kinda things i enjoy, although through and through mexican .... still the bugs have no real taste and the crispy legs are the most annoying kinda thing for me
im not saying its bad in any way just that sna/ck/ing on them would not suit any on my liking the way ive had them which was in a bag like pistachios or something like that

>>9095114
You must be a poor fuck, id eat them daily if they werent so fucking expensive

>>9095336
I can respect libertarians as long as they're not "paleolibertarians", who are basically just cryptofascists.

I agree with libertarians on a lot of things, but I don't agree that the government should completely detach itself from all financial matters. I support responsible spending, but I agree with safety nets.

>>9095412
what's in it, beans and cheese?

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>>9094567
Ask and you shall receive.

>>9093428
>Go to authentic Mexican restaurant tonight for dinner
>order the three taco combo, which comes with a drink, and you can choose whatever meats or fish you want in your tacos.
>get one with puerco pibil, one with lengua, and one with birria.
>drink machine is out of ice, tell one of the staff, who just looks at me and shrugs, everyone in the restaurant (which was pretty full) is having to drink warm beverages unless you order a beer
>tacos come, they all taste fine, but I've had better
>leave, and an hour later am violently throwing up everything that went down
>all these hours later, I'm still dry heaving and my abdomen is all bloated and painful.
>I'll never darken their door again.

>>9095511
> Authentic
>Drink machine
Get a Boing or a bottle of coke like a non-American person.

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>>9095491
fava beans
the cheese i prefer over the top is anejo which is much more crumbly

>>9095518
If they had bottled drinks, believe me, I would have. I actually wanted horchata, but they were out (I'm sure it would have been warm, anyway).
No matter, it wasn't the drink that gave me food poisoning so who cares.

If you live on the island and want Mexican, I recommend Poncho Villas in Huntington. Not sure if they still do it, but they used to have an 'all you can eat' thing on Mondays.

>>9095535
I live on Long Island, there is barely any authentic Mex here unfortunately (although I here there is some in Huntington).

When I want authentic Mex, I have to go to NYC.

>>9095535
although even that place looks like Tex-Mex

>>9095553
We can go into the city for authentic anything really. If I'm going into the city for dinner though, I'm getting myself some Pio Pio. Lunch I'm likely to hit up Go Go Curry or some hot dog places, or some random place my city friends recommend. Then pregame some shochu in ktown and karaoke.

>>9095596
It's probably closer to texmex than authentic mex, yeah. But it's much, much better than the "mexican" places like south of the border over on wantagh ave.

>>9095607
yeah and I live in Baldwin so I'm only like 45 minutes from Manhattan by train. I do autistic food voyages by myself sometimes when I have the time.

Still, it's weird to me that hardly any Mexicans have moved into Nassau/Suffolk, even though people from many other Latin American countries have. I hope Mexicans open up a restaurant in my town.

>>9094723
why do you defend your food so vigorously when you really want to come to the US and eat off of our supermarket shelves with EBT cards and go to the emergency rooms for free when you have a litter of little jumping beans?

>>9095497
hol up
where do i find this

>>9096554
There are currently 11 urban Taco Bells in operation, including locations in Chicago, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Austin.
The fast-food giant will bring around 300 of its city-style restaurants to urban areas throughout the U.S. by 2022, according to NASDAQ.
They sell, booze, tendies, and tapas (and presumably the rest of the normal menu).

https://www.eater.com/2017/5/26/15697666/taco-bell-cantina-city-restaurant-expansion

>>9094567
The hospital would be your next visit. You are a moron.

>>9095732
whites and Hispanics in the US use EBT at the same per capita rate, around 9%

>>9098782
This.
Ban niggers instead.

>>9093428
That shit is just what Amerifags think Mexican food is like. Labeling your restaurant as "authentic" is a foolproof way of bringing in people who aren't familiar with the food (anyone who actually wants authentic dishes avoids those places).

>>9093431
This is bait.

>>9094827
>unless the definition of lime and lemon i was taught is wrong then i have no idea what you call a lemon and a lime.
Another mexifag here. This is what it is.

What's going on is that in the US lots of different citrus fruits are simply called "lemon", "lime", "orange", etc.. So, if you go to one store and buy lemons you might actually be buying a different fruit than if you go to another store and buy lemons. Very few varieties of citrus fruit are labeled by a variety name and typically only when they're very visibly different (either by size or color) or they taste very differently (i.e. hybrids that look like a sour fruit and taste sweet or vice versa) . It helps a lot that in the US there aren't as many citrus varieties as there are in Mexico.

So here is basically what these things mean.

>Lime - Green sour citrus fruit (many varieties).
>Key Lime - A citrus fruit very similar to lime but smaller (these are the ones in your picture). Sometimes just called "limes" by Americans.
>Lemons - Yellow sour citrus fruit (many varieties).

tl;dr: US system is dumbed down for consumers since these things don't play as big a part in their cuisine. Lime = Green sour citrus fruit.

>>9099760
>This is what it is.
No I'm pretty sure its some strings of beef or chicken, one piece of tomato, on a very small tortilla soaked in oil and then a squeeze of lime juice.

>>9093428

This is the set up of a tampiqueña. Which is only one of the thousands of dishes mexican cuisine could be known for.

>>9093622
god damn i love red snapper living on the gulf coast rules

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You'll cowards don't even eat ceviche

>>9095511
Foodborne illness affecting you in an hour is almost unheard of. Odds are whatever sickness you got entered your body twelve to thirty-six hours before you threw up.

>>9100407
>TFW you love sushi but don't like ceviche because everyone puts onions in it

>>9100812
Doubtful, since the day before the only thing I ate was a vegetable soup that I made myself, and I've never gotten sick from food I've made myself, not even once. It was definitely the Mexican food, there's no doubt.

>>9093470
That's just quesadilla. Nuthin special.

>>9093536
> 6>3
Beats italian

>>9094642
it's funny you say that because the importation of meat from mexico into the u.s. is banned do to all the illegal hormones they pump into their livestock.

>>9101987
due*

>>9101987
Lol. My asian market has a shit ton of "product of mexico" beef. It's quite the reverse. Mexico won't accept the GMO fed, hormone injected US beef. You guys really have no shame just spewing blatant lies as at least 60% of this board shops at asian markets and has seen it. Pathetic really.

>>9100407
Isn't that south american

>>9095553
there's some good places in Bay Shore- check out Verde, or the Deli by the marina (owners are from Puebla). Tons of shitty "surfer" tex-mex places all over though, and most of them suck, avoid.

>>9102131
>asian market

yeah because everything in an asian market is regulated and tested and legal, why is clenbuterol still being used in mexican slaughterhouses?


https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2016/04/27/mexico-watches-out-for-banned-steroid-clenbuterol-in-food/83624918/

>>9102183
>asian markets out to get ya

Then why do they print the label with "product of mexico" on it? If they were sliming they'd put USA. I'm not talking a hole in the wall either. This is an international grocer owned by an asian that's in a space where kroger used to be. The meat is legally imported from mexico.

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>>9094762
>carne asada
> """""mexican""""

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>>9094967
It's, uh, hidden?

>>9101987
You've got it wrong m8, its other way round, clembuterol is as american as morbid obesity

>>9094802
Looks like a regular old sandwich to me

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>>9093664
whooaaaaa. This is actually the truth.

>>9102183

Clenbuterol isn't a steroid

>>9098782
dont americans conflate whites and hispanics in their demographics or is that just CNN or whatever making beaners wear whiteface in their pictures when they commit a no-no oopsie

>>9094957
>im offended
shut up nigger no one cares

>>9093658
this image upsets me
pls do not post any more

>>9094802
Pambazos are where it's really at. I even had a vegan one that was still good.

>>9094876
>dumb frogposter
Go back to yoru tendies.

>>9100828
Then just make it yourself!
It's the simplest shit in the world, just start with fresh fish and don't forget about it so it over marinates and you'd be hard pressed to fuck it up.

>>9100812
It's really common for people to have no actual medical understanding of how it works and blame whatever they ate last or made some excuse to doubt, "dirty beaner food must'a gibed me da fire belly!"

>>9094927
They do kinda kiss white people's ass at those types of places, don't they? I thaught it was only me

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This is real authentic mexican food
https://youtu.be/vL5sZIfs8YM

>>9105483
>The only Spics we have are all illegals

Nice. You check the green card of every hispanic you see? How diligent of you. Thanks for protecting us from a handfull of boogeymen who enjoy the same kind of food you do! Those sound like fucking scary and frightening people who are hellbent on destroying western civilization. Plus they are probably, *gasp*, Catholic.

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>>9105528

>>9105528
Huh? Who are you responding to?

>>9093428
Leave whatever shithole state you live in and visit California to get the best Mexican food you can find. Also remember that Yucatan food is completely different than the rest of Mexico, and get a good mix.

Then leave the shithole that is California, and fucking kill yourself, jesus you're so stupid.