>drive to McDonalds >order McChicken >tell them McChicken

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>drive to McDonalds
>order McChicken
>tell them McChicken is the best fast food sandwich for me
>immedietly realize how autistic that was
>its a qt girl at the window
>I drop my mom's credit card down the crack of the seat
>stuttering I literally say "this doesn't normally happen you're just so pretty"
>my face goes bright read I can feel it in my ears
>she tells me to hurry up
>gun the gas
>ride up onto curb keep gunning it onto highway
>see police officer in line behind me turn on his siren
>try to run
>make it home
>5 officers outside my house
Long story short I'm facing some serious charges. Fuck your McChicken shitposting it ruined my life.